Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨
@pittsburghmrs.bsky.social
Weird, Neurochaotic. Partaker of the herb. I have a head full of useless information. Offering a humor shelter in a shit storm.
So nowwwww he says release the files. Sooo what I’m hearing is he’s done with the laundry that washed his name out of those dirty sheets. Ummm hmmmm I see…ORRRrrrrr hes about to go scorched earth and we’re all gonna die…Idk man. This is all a LOT. I’m tired. Think I’d like a break.
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
So nowwwww he says release the files. Sooo what I’m hearing is he’s done with the laundry that washed his name out of those dirty sheets. Ummm hmmmm I see…ORRRrrrrr hes about to go scorched earth and we’re all gonna die…Idk man. This is all a LOT. I’m tired. Think I’d like a break.
Why is the carpet all wet Todd?!
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Why is the carpet all wet Todd?!
Long day, release the files. Worked 10 hours now have to, release the files, finish the Christmas decorating, then hit the, release the files, sack for work tomorrow.
RELEASE THE FILES.
RELEASE THE FILES.
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Long day, release the files. Worked 10 hours now have to, release the files, finish the Christmas decorating, then hit the, release the files, sack for work tomorrow.
RELEASE THE FILES.
RELEASE THE FILES.
The next full moon is in 19 days. Do with that what you will.
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The next full moon is in 19 days. Do with that what you will.
Christmas in my “office.”
Let’s all just stuff it down and have damn Christmas!
Let’s all just stuff it down and have damn Christmas!
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Christmas in my “office.”
Let’s all just stuff it down and have damn Christmas!
Let’s all just stuff it down and have damn Christmas!
Feelin cute. Might run through the woods naked later.
Who am I kidding…I don’t run.
Who am I kidding…I don’t run.
November 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Feelin cute. Might run through the woods naked later.
Who am I kidding…I don’t run.
Who am I kidding…I don’t run.
I don’t wanna brag but I do know someone that once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I don’t wanna brag but I do know someone that once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
If anyone needs me I’ll be under the woman’s pajamas circle rack, eating cheese ballz that I fully intend to pay for upon my departure.
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
If anyone needs me I’ll be under the woman’s pajamas circle rack, eating cheese ballz that I fully intend to pay for upon my departure.
Anyone else’s microwave make them feel some type of way? Like quit fucking beeping at me I know the shits done and I frankly don’t like your tone.
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Anyone else’s microwave make them feel some type of way? Like quit fucking beeping at me I know the shits done and I frankly don’t like your tone.
I remember going on my first “Booze Cruise.” And I don’t mean a yacht deal, we’re talking Lake Erie ferry boat. Coming back from island hopping we hit some rough waves in a storm. Woman across from me filled the majority of a garbage bag with vomit. Why did we think that was fun 😂 ok carry on!
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I remember going on my first “Booze Cruise.” And I don’t mean a yacht deal, we’re talking Lake Erie ferry boat. Coming back from island hopping we hit some rough waves in a storm. Woman across from me filled the majority of a garbage bag with vomit. Why did we think that was fun 😂 ok carry on!
Paying $8.50 for a Starbucks Caramel Brulée Latte.
Expectation: A beautiful holy deliverance of caffeinated Christmas spirit.
Reality: This tastes like a fuckin Yankee Candle.
Expectation: A beautiful holy deliverance of caffeinated Christmas spirit.
Reality: This tastes like a fuckin Yankee Candle.
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Paying $8.50 for a Starbucks Caramel Brulée Latte.
Expectation: A beautiful holy deliverance of caffeinated Christmas spirit.
Reality: This tastes like a fuckin Yankee Candle.
Expectation: A beautiful holy deliverance of caffeinated Christmas spirit.
Reality: This tastes like a fuckin Yankee Candle.
This Geo storm got me feelin cute. May jog with scissors later.
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
This Geo storm got me feelin cute. May jog with scissors later.
The Captain has turned on the toking sign. You may now feel free to move about an altered reality.
a cat wearing a mask that says degen
ALT: a cat wearing a mask that says degen
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November 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The Captain has turned on the toking sign. You may now feel free to move about an altered reality.
They fucking caved.
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
They fucking caved.
We have so much technology. WHY do ornament hooks come like this!!! Sweet baby Geezus!
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
We have so much technology. WHY do ornament hooks come like this!!! Sweet baby Geezus!
DO NOT CAVE!
If you cave now: MILLIONS will die without affordable healthcare.
YES. We know what this means. Food we can share, networks of help can be built. Covid was our test run. We did it then we can do it again. You can feed the starving, you cant raise the dead!
If you cave now: MILLIONS will die without affordable healthcare.
YES. We know what this means. Food we can share, networks of help can be built. Covid was our test run. We did it then we can do it again. You can feed the starving, you cant raise the dead!
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
DO NOT CAVE!
If you cave now: MILLIONS will die without affordable healthcare.
YES. We know what this means. Food we can share, networks of help can be built. Covid was our test run. We did it then we can do it again. You can feed the starving, you cant raise the dead!
If you cave now: MILLIONS will die without affordable healthcare.
YES. We know what this means. Food we can share, networks of help can be built. Covid was our test run. We did it then we can do it again. You can feed the starving, you cant raise the dead!
Nobody puts Bernie in the corner!
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Nobody puts Bernie in the corner!
At this stage of the game I’m just going to have a dramatic shower.
November 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM
At this stage of the game I’m just going to have a dramatic shower.
Yes you can come over but no one uses the Hello Kitty blanket but me and Annabelle is JUST to look at, NOT to play with.
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Yes you can come over but no one uses the Hello Kitty blanket but me and Annabelle is JUST to look at, NOT to play with.
This is allllll coming to a grinding halt. Those of us that were raised on 80’s music, John Carpenter movies, and pop tarts will lead. Come with us if you want to live.
a person wearing a pair of blue boots is standing on a blue carpet
ALT: a person wearing a pair of blue boots is standing on a blue carpet
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November 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
This is allllll coming to a grinding halt. Those of us that were raised on 80’s music, John Carpenter movies, and pop tarts will lead. Come with us if you want to live.
If anyone needs me I’ll be listening to Johnny Fever waiting on the next Hog Report from Les. Damn that fella does love news.
Also the chair is very much against the fucking wall.
Also the chair is very much against the fucking wall.
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
If anyone needs me I’ll be listening to Johnny Fever waiting on the next Hog Report from Les. Damn that fella does love news.
Also the chair is very much against the fucking wall.
Also the chair is very much against the fucking wall.
Ahhhh it’s the holidays again kids! That magical time when you and a random cousin will explore new places to get absolutely butter basted and avoid the shit show of family conversations. Places like the one park that still has the metal bubble hive or the calm seclusion of a Target parking lot.
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Ahhhh it’s the holidays again kids! That magical time when you and a random cousin will explore new places to get absolutely butter basted and avoid the shit show of family conversations. Places like the one park that still has the metal bubble hive or the calm seclusion of a Target parking lot.
Trying all red lights this year…don’t know if this screams Christmas or Happy Ending $5… I’m getting the voice of someone’s Asian Auntie… ohhhhh that whore light!
November 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Trying all red lights this year…don’t know if this screams Christmas or Happy Ending $5… I’m getting the voice of someone’s Asian Auntie… ohhhhh that whore light!
You can call me old, crazy, or high. I have no shame in all three but I’ve seen….things and experienced…things…what if…instead of us getting visits from the dead, we ARE the dead getting visits from the living…💨
November 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
You can call me old, crazy, or high. I have no shame in all three but I’ve seen….things and experienced…things…what if…instead of us getting visits from the dead, we ARE the dead getting visits from the living…💨
Well Bob looks like we’ve smoked ourselves into another case of Gary Busey Syndrome.
November 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Well Bob looks like we’ve smoked ourselves into another case of Gary Busey Syndrome.