Pittsburgh Mrs. 💨💨
@pittsburghmrs.bsky.social
Weird, Neurochaotic. Partaker of the herb. I have a head full of useless information. Offering a humor shelter in a shit storm.
Gonna start an OF, just gonna be a lot of this…
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Gonna start an OF, just gonna be a lot of this…
I use Dawn.
There are no baby ducks in my kitchen.
WHERE ARE MY BABY DUCKS!
There are no baby ducks in my kitchen.
WHERE ARE MY BABY DUCKS!
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I use Dawn.
There are no baby ducks in my kitchen.
WHERE ARE MY BABY DUCKS!
There are no baby ducks in my kitchen.
WHERE ARE MY BABY DUCKS!
No maybe you you didn’t understand. Release the REAL files. Not the cleaned up White House washed version.
Go ahead.
Well wait.
Go ahead.
Well wait.
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
No maybe you you didn’t understand. Release the REAL files. Not the cleaned up White House washed version.
Go ahead.
Well wait.
Go ahead.
Well wait.
“Did you hear me?”
👀
“Oh honey I’m immensely high.”
“Ok so…”
“Honey don’t. This is what’s happening in my head right now. It’s a pointless endeavor.”
👀
“Oh honey I’m immensely high.”
“Ok so…”
“Honey don’t. This is what’s happening in my head right now. It’s a pointless endeavor.”
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November 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
“Did you hear me?”
👀
“Oh honey I’m immensely high.”
“Ok so…”
“Honey don’t. This is what’s happening in my head right now. It’s a pointless endeavor.”
👀
“Oh honey I’m immensely high.”
“Ok so…”
“Honey don’t. This is what’s happening in my head right now. It’s a pointless endeavor.”
If you say ‘Hog hole’ 3 times in the mirror, MTG appears behind you and it’s over.
November 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
If you say ‘Hog hole’ 3 times in the mirror, MTG appears behind you and it’s over.
Naked and Afraid: Armageddon, coffee, and a lil elevation 💨💨
Now that is a fine day off.
Now that is a fine day off.
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Naked and Afraid: Armageddon, coffee, and a lil elevation 💨💨
Now that is a fine day off.
Now that is a fine day off.
You come in to that territory then you get what you get know what I’m sayin?
November 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
You come in to that territory then you get what you get know what I’m sayin?
I don’t know who needs to hear this but, don’t shit where you eat .. Ja feel?
November 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but, don’t shit where you eat .. Ja feel?
So there I am. In my Jammies and I hear this crazy screaming outside. I run to the window and I’m like full meerkat bein nosey AF and it’s cats! I don’t know if they are fucking or fighting but Geezus! I almost called 911!
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
So there I am. In my Jammies and I hear this crazy screaming outside. I run to the window and I’m like full meerkat bein nosey AF and it’s cats! I don’t know if they are fucking or fighting but Geezus! I almost called 911!
So nowwwww he says release the files. Sooo what I’m hearing is he’s done with the laundry that washed his name out of those dirty sheets. Ummm hmmmm I see…ORRRrrrrr hes about to go scorched earth and we’re all gonna die…Idk man. This is all a LOT. I’m tired. Think I’d like a break.
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
So nowwwww he says release the files. Sooo what I’m hearing is he’s done with the laundry that washed his name out of those dirty sheets. Ummm hmmmm I see…ORRRrrrrr hes about to go scorched earth and we’re all gonna die…Idk man. This is all a LOT. I’m tired. Think I’d like a break.
Why is the carpet all wet Todd?!
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Why is the carpet all wet Todd?!
Long day, release the files. Worked 10 hours now have to, release the files, finish the Christmas decorating, then hit the, release the files, sack for work tomorrow.
RELEASE THE FILES.
RELEASE THE FILES.
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Long day, release the files. Worked 10 hours now have to, release the files, finish the Christmas decorating, then hit the, release the files, sack for work tomorrow.
RELEASE THE FILES.
RELEASE THE FILES.
The next full moon is in 19 days. Do with that what you will.
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The next full moon is in 19 days. Do with that what you will.
Christmas in my “office.”
Let’s all just stuff it down and have damn Christmas!
Let’s all just stuff it down and have damn Christmas!
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Christmas in my “office.”
Let’s all just stuff it down and have damn Christmas!
Let’s all just stuff it down and have damn Christmas!
Feelin cute. Might run through the woods naked later.
Who am I kidding…I don’t run.
Who am I kidding…I don’t run.
November 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Feelin cute. Might run through the woods naked later.
Who am I kidding…I don’t run.
Who am I kidding…I don’t run.
I don’t wanna brag but I do know someone that once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I don’t wanna brag but I do know someone that once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
If anyone needs me I’ll be under the woman’s pajamas circle rack, eating cheese ballz that I fully intend to pay for upon my departure.
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
If anyone needs me I’ll be under the woman’s pajamas circle rack, eating cheese ballz that I fully intend to pay for upon my departure.
Anyone else’s microwave make them feel some type of way? Like quit fucking beeping at me I know the shits done and I frankly don’t like your tone.
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Anyone else’s microwave make them feel some type of way? Like quit fucking beeping at me I know the shits done and I frankly don’t like your tone.
I remember going on my first “Booze Cruise.” And I don’t mean a yacht deal, we’re talking Lake Erie ferry boat. Coming back from island hopping we hit some rough waves in a storm. Woman across from me filled the majority of a garbage bag with vomit. Why did we think that was fun 😂 ok carry on!
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I remember going on my first “Booze Cruise.” And I don’t mean a yacht deal, we’re talking Lake Erie ferry boat. Coming back from island hopping we hit some rough waves in a storm. Woman across from me filled the majority of a garbage bag with vomit. Why did we think that was fun 😂 ok carry on!
Paying $8.50 for a Starbucks Caramel Brulée Latte.
Expectation: A beautiful holy deliverance of caffeinated Christmas spirit.
Reality: This tastes like a fuckin Yankee Candle.
Expectation: A beautiful holy deliverance of caffeinated Christmas spirit.
Reality: This tastes like a fuckin Yankee Candle.
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Paying $8.50 for a Starbucks Caramel Brulée Latte.
Expectation: A beautiful holy deliverance of caffeinated Christmas spirit.
Reality: This tastes like a fuckin Yankee Candle.
Expectation: A beautiful holy deliverance of caffeinated Christmas spirit.
Reality: This tastes like a fuckin Yankee Candle.
This Geo storm got me feelin cute. May jog with scissors later.
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
This Geo storm got me feelin cute. May jog with scissors later.
The Captain has turned on the toking sign. You may now feel free to move about an altered reality.
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November 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The Captain has turned on the toking sign. You may now feel free to move about an altered reality.
They fucking caved.
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
They fucking caved.
We have so much technology. WHY do ornament hooks come like this!!! Sweet baby Geezus!
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
We have so much technology. WHY do ornament hooks come like this!!! Sweet baby Geezus!
DO NOT CAVE!
If you cave now: MILLIONS will die without affordable healthcare.
YES. We know what this means. Food we can share, networks of help can be built. Covid was our test run. We did it then we can do it again. You can feed the starving, you cant raise the dead!
If you cave now: MILLIONS will die without affordable healthcare.
YES. We know what this means. Food we can share, networks of help can be built. Covid was our test run. We did it then we can do it again. You can feed the starving, you cant raise the dead!
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
DO NOT CAVE!
If you cave now: MILLIONS will die without affordable healthcare.
YES. We know what this means. Food we can share, networks of help can be built. Covid was our test run. We did it then we can do it again. You can feed the starving, you cant raise the dead!
If you cave now: MILLIONS will die without affordable healthcare.
YES. We know what this means. Food we can share, networks of help can be built. Covid was our test run. We did it then we can do it again. You can feed the starving, you cant raise the dead!