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Been on quite the hiatus, slowly dipping my toes back in.

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PJ @pjbrissy.bsky.social · Apr 10

Actual exchange with my 5yo this morning:

“Dad can you load up the porn on your phone?”

“The what???!?”

“The porn, on your phone. I want to see it.”

“What are you talking about?”

“Dad, you know, the one with the puzzles”

“Oh PAWN, you mean the Chess app?”

“That’s the one!”

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

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PJ @pjbrissy.bsky.social · 2h

I prefer my onions without the fascism

PJ @pjbrissy.bsky.social · 5h

Six year old lost his first tooth last night. After the initial excitement wore off, he spent a few moments gazing wistfully at it, and said “we had some good times together tooth”.

Kids are great 😂

PJ @pjbrissy.bsky.social · 9h

Legend of Aussie politics, and honestly probably the last truly great era of political leadership. His former Treasurer and successor Paul Keating was also an icon, delivering the greatest line in the history of Australian politics.

'I wanna do you slowly' (1992)

YouTube video by ABC News (Australia)

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PJ @pjbrissy.bsky.social · 10h

Literally how I feel when I have to shave my beard. Beard/bush solidarity 🤝

PJ @pjbrissy.bsky.social · 13h

They act like the transition occurs overnight. Trump’s been in power for less than a year, with three to go. It’s like they’re literally waiting to be lined up against a wall with a firing squad pointed at them before going “ok, *now* we’re a full fascism, act accordingly”

PJ @pjbrissy.bsky.social · 21h

Wild how Soros can mobilise hundreds of thousands of paid protesters, yet much wealthier billionaires on the right can’t even organise a counter-protest.

PJ @pjbrissy.bsky.social · 1d

Guess it’s time to storm Oslo City Hall

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 1d

Donald trump can still win the Nobel Peace prize if Mike Pence has the courage

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Reuters @reuters.com · 1d

'When authoritarians seize power, it is crucial to recognize courageous defenders of freedom who rise and resist,' the Norwegian Nobel Committee said as it announced Maria Corina Machado as the winner of the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize

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PJ @pjbrissy.bsky.social · 1d

It’s downright stupid that this keeps happening. There’s a wealth of best-practice data-security measures which are well established, and it’s absurd that raw verification materials should to be retained at all post-verification, instead of a one-way hash. These leaks are preventable.

PJ @pjbrissy.bsky.social · 1d

lol

The Independent @the-independent.com · 1d

Trump fails in bid to win Nobel Peace Prize as Maria Corina Machado wins 2025 honour

Trump fails in bid for Nobel Peace Prize as surprise winner announced

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PJ @pjbrissy.bsky.social · 1d

There’s a genius to all of this in that it simultaneously protects the identity of the protestors, and makes it patently absurd when the state tries to declare them domestic terrorists. Hard to instil fear of violent unrest when your footage is just purple unicorns and happy frogs mocking ICE agents

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PJ @pjbrissy.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve always liked the *idea* of ideological diversity, but I’ve yet to see a conservative columnist who isn’t a partisan clown with a nasty streak. I know the default response is “that’s just all conservatives”, but I know people who lean conservative in real life who aren’t like this, so they exist

PJ @pjbrissy.bsky.social · 1d

MAGNOLIA (1999) Director of Photography: Robert Elswit | Director: Paul Thomas Anderson

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 1d

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

PJ @pjbrissy.bsky.social · 1d

I kinda think they’re in the right on “fillet” though

PJ @pjbrissy.bsky.social · 1d

And if I’m gonna mock Bondi, I tend to default to Pamalamadingdong (unlike other uses doesn’t have the racist baggage like *cough* Shyamalan)

PJ @pjbrissy.bsky.social · 1d

Exactly, most of the problems in countries ending with “stan” were directly a result of Cold War and Colonial-power intervention. At least draw from Western history for your insults.
“Here in Il Douche’s fascist Florida…”

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PJ @pjbrissy.bsky.social · 2d

Do I need to be careful because:
- Koalas are fucking *on* the road?
- They’re getting freaky on either side, but keep your eyes on the road you pervs?
- They’re crossing the road en route to koala fuck-pads/gumtrees?
- Road may be slippery with koala jizz and Eucalyptus oil?
- All of the above?

PJ @pjbrissy.bsky.social · 2d

Drove past a road sign saying:

“PLEASE DRIVE CAREFULLY
KOALA MATING SEASON”

…and I have so many questions how those two phrases are related.

Road-side LED display reading PLEASE DRIVE CAREFULLY

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PJ @pjbrissy.bsky.social · 2d

It’s amazing how cheap and tacky it looks. If you’re gonna go full fascist, at least have some fun with the set design, hire a good interior designer, go bold with the colours. Fascion-sense if you will.

PJ @pjbrissy.bsky.social · 2d

Exactly my thoughts

PJ @pjbrissy.bsky.social · 2d

Weird how he somehow went back in time to plant evidence before he was even assigned to the case. Kinda genius when you think of it.

PJ @pjbrissy.bsky.social · 3d

Wild given how much he hounded Biden about his health and capacity. Staggering lack of integrity.

PJ @pjbrissy.bsky.social · 3d

Also what’s up with the word-association mental gymnastics there?

“Dozens of prosecutors have been fired”

*fired prosecutors…* *fired…* *fire…* *wildfire…*

“What about the FIRES in California? Huh huh amirite?”

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

Schiff gets Bondi so flustered that she starts blurting things out while he details what a farce this "oversight" hearing has been and the Republican members' lack of interest in doing their jobs

PJ @pjbrissy.bsky.social · 4d

*wipeout