gave my wife half of a little clementine orange and she just ate it in one bite and I’m pretty shocked
February 10, 2026 at 4:00 AM
gave my wife half of a little clementine orange and she just ate it in one bite and I’m pretty shocked
I’m beginning to think this Epstein business goes deeper than we originally thought
February 6, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I’m beginning to think this Epstein business goes deeper than we originally thought
At a wedding and my-in laws won’t eat fish so I ate 1.5 full ass Branzinos
February 2, 2026 at 12:58 AM
At a wedding and my-in laws won’t eat fish so I ate 1.5 full ass Branzinos
Chose this tattoo off the wall.
February 1, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Chose this tattoo off the wall.
I’m sorry… Epstein would bring children to Mar a Lago and Trump would …auction them?
January 31, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I’m sorry… Epstein would bring children to Mar a Lago and Trump would …auction them?
Put Bovino in fucking prison
January 27, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Put Bovino in fucking prison
In 20 years, 30 years, 40 years, the Republican Party can never be trusted again in this country.
January 24, 2026 at 8:54 PM
In 20 years, 30 years, 40 years, the Republican Party can never be trusted again in this country.
Introducing non-alcoholic, gluten free beer… for freaks
January 19, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Introducing non-alcoholic, gluten free beer… for freaks
How are the Golden Knights pulling off trades while they have 24 players on max deals somehow and Fitz is “working the phones in New Jersey” for 2 straight years with nothing to show for it
January 18, 2026 at 11:07 PM
How are the Golden Knights pulling off trades while they have 24 players on max deals somehow and Fitz is “working the phones in New Jersey” for 2 straight years with nothing to show for it
I’ve made a few friends here in Los Angeles but I found out that none of them like Lord of the Rings and now I am very disillusioned with this city.
January 16, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I’ve made a few friends here in Los Angeles but I found out that none of them like Lord of the Rings and now I am very disillusioned with this city.
In early December my wife and I bought an area rug for our sitting room, by Jan 13 my old dog has pumped enough old pee into it that the rug is now in the dumptser.
A full time, 5 man crew wouldn’t have been able to keep up with the rate of fire on that 16 year old cattle dog.
A full time, 5 man crew wouldn’t have been able to keep up with the rate of fire on that 16 year old cattle dog.
January 13, 2026 at 3:50 PM
In early December my wife and I bought an area rug for our sitting room, by Jan 13 my old dog has pumped enough old pee into it that the rug is now in the dumptser.
A full time, 5 man crew wouldn’t have been able to keep up with the rate of fire on that 16 year old cattle dog.
A full time, 5 man crew wouldn’t have been able to keep up with the rate of fire on that 16 year old cattle dog.
29 year old me: Let’s do shots
39 years old me: I have had 5 bowls of cabbage soup today
39 years old me: I have had 5 bowls of cabbage soup today
January 13, 2026 at 2:16 AM
29 year old me: Let’s do shots
39 years old me: I have had 5 bowls of cabbage soup today
39 years old me: I have had 5 bowls of cabbage soup today
It’s always been my goal to direct a faithful remake of Moby Dick, but in my film, we will kill real whales.
January 12, 2026 at 9:30 PM
It’s always been my goal to direct a faithful remake of Moby Dick, but in my film, we will kill real whales.
Not sure what to say at this point.
A pedophile criminal of a President pumps thousands of paramilitary forces into a city in order to drive up headlines and they end up shooting a women in her car.
Dog in the backseat.
Conservatives ghouls justify it by calling her a terrorist paid activist.
A pedophile criminal of a President pumps thousands of paramilitary forces into a city in order to drive up headlines and they end up shooting a women in her car.
Dog in the backseat.
Conservatives ghouls justify it by calling her a terrorist paid activist.
January 10, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Not sure what to say at this point.
A pedophile criminal of a President pumps thousands of paramilitary forces into a city in order to drive up headlines and they end up shooting a women in her car.
Dog in the backseat.
Conservatives ghouls justify it by calling her a terrorist paid activist.
A pedophile criminal of a President pumps thousands of paramilitary forces into a city in order to drive up headlines and they end up shooting a women in her car.
Dog in the backseat.
Conservatives ghouls justify it by calling her a terrorist paid activist.
Nothing makes me lose hope in the American Empire quicker than dealing with a doctor on short notice and trying to pick up a prescription
December 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Nothing makes me lose hope in the American Empire quicker than dealing with a doctor on short notice and trying to pick up a prescription
Every plane should have a walled off children section
December 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Every plane should have a walled off children section
@pftompkins.bsky.social hi Paul, big fan.
Sauron’s problem was that he was a divine spirit (Maiar) who was corrupted by Melkor (the original Dark Lord) and wants to take dominion over middle earth.
Happy to send more lord of rings info over in the future. Go Phillies.
Sauron’s problem was that he was a divine spirit (Maiar) who was corrupted by Melkor (the original Dark Lord) and wants to take dominion over middle earth.
Happy to send more lord of rings info over in the future. Go Phillies.
December 29, 2025 at 5:45 AM
@pftompkins.bsky.social hi Paul, big fan.
Sauron’s problem was that he was a divine spirit (Maiar) who was corrupted by Melkor (the original Dark Lord) and wants to take dominion over middle earth.
Happy to send more lord of rings info over in the future. Go Phillies.
Sauron’s problem was that he was a divine spirit (Maiar) who was corrupted by Melkor (the original Dark Lord) and wants to take dominion over middle earth.
Happy to send more lord of rings info over in the future. Go Phillies.
Boarding a red eye flight, my water bottle burst open while I was slinging my carry on in the bin. Doused a bystander and soaked my own chest and crotch
This is the way I like to start 5 hour flights baby. Sopping wet, crammed, and anxious as hell
This is the way I like to start 5 hour flights baby. Sopping wet, crammed, and anxious as hell
December 24, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Boarding a red eye flight, my water bottle burst open while I was slinging my carry on in the bin. Doused a bystander and soaked my own chest and crotch
This is the way I like to start 5 hour flights baby. Sopping wet, crammed, and anxious as hell
This is the way I like to start 5 hour flights baby. Sopping wet, crammed, and anxious as hell
Gearing myself up to leave LA and fly back to the east coast for Christmas
::eating a Al pastor Torta from a taco truck, fully sobbing::
::eating a Al pastor Torta from a taco truck, fully sobbing::
December 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Gearing myself up to leave LA and fly back to the east coast for Christmas
::eating a Al pastor Torta from a taco truck, fully sobbing::
::eating a Al pastor Torta from a taco truck, fully sobbing::
What the fuck are we even doing?
December 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
What the fuck are we even doing?
I ate a cheeseburger today at The Apple Pan and went to the beach and now I don’t want to work anymore. I just want to eat cheeseburgers at the beach
December 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I ate a cheeseburger today at The Apple Pan and went to the beach and now I don’t want to work anymore. I just want to eat cheeseburgers at the beach
It’s possible that both Hegseth and Diddy are very innocent
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
It’s possible that both Hegseth and Diddy are very innocent
You know this whole time I thought RFK jr was a total creep but now I see he is a cool, classy, free spirit.
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
You know this whole time I thought RFK jr was a total creep but now I see he is a cool, classy, free spirit.
I can’t tell if I want the Trump-Clinton rumor to be true, or not.
I don’t know if I can live in a world where Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton a beej.
I don’t know if I can live in a world where Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton a beej.
November 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I can’t tell if I want the Trump-Clinton rumor to be true, or not.
I don’t know if I can live in a world where Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton a beej.
I don’t know if I can live in a world where Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton a beej.