In early December my wife and I bought an area rug for our sitting room, by Jan 13 my old dog has pumped enough old pee into it that the rug is now in the dumptser.
A full time, 5 man crew wouldn’t have been able to keep up with the rate of fire on that 16 year old cattle dog.
A full time, 5 man crew wouldn’t have been able to keep up with the rate of fire on that 16 year old cattle dog.
January 13, 2026 at 3:50 PM
In early December my wife and I bought an area rug for our sitting room, by Jan 13 my old dog has pumped enough old pee into it that the rug is now in the dumptser.
A full time, 5 man crew wouldn’t have been able to keep up with the rate of fire on that 16 year old cattle dog.
A full time, 5 man crew wouldn’t have been able to keep up with the rate of fire on that 16 year old cattle dog.
29 year old me: Let’s do shots
39 years old me: I have had 5 bowls of cabbage soup today
39 years old me: I have had 5 bowls of cabbage soup today
January 13, 2026 at 2:16 AM
29 year old me: Let’s do shots
39 years old me: I have had 5 bowls of cabbage soup today
39 years old me: I have had 5 bowls of cabbage soup today
It’s always been my goal to direct a faithful remake of Moby Dick, but in my film, we will kill real whales.
January 12, 2026 at 9:30 PM
It’s always been my goal to direct a faithful remake of Moby Dick, but in my film, we will kill real whales.
Not sure what to say at this point.
A pedophile criminal of a President pumps thousands of paramilitary forces into a city in order to drive up headlines and they end up shooting a women in her car.
Dog in the backseat.
Conservatives ghouls justify it by calling her a terrorist paid activist.
A pedophile criminal of a President pumps thousands of paramilitary forces into a city in order to drive up headlines and they end up shooting a women in her car.
Dog in the backseat.
Conservatives ghouls justify it by calling her a terrorist paid activist.
January 10, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Not sure what to say at this point.
A pedophile criminal of a President pumps thousands of paramilitary forces into a city in order to drive up headlines and they end up shooting a women in her car.
Dog in the backseat.
Conservatives ghouls justify it by calling her a terrorist paid activist.
A pedophile criminal of a President pumps thousands of paramilitary forces into a city in order to drive up headlines and they end up shooting a women in her car.
Dog in the backseat.
Conservatives ghouls justify it by calling her a terrorist paid activist.
Nothing makes me lose hope in the American Empire quicker than dealing with a doctor on short notice and trying to pick up a prescription
December 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Nothing makes me lose hope in the American Empire quicker than dealing with a doctor on short notice and trying to pick up a prescription
Every plane should have a walled off children section
December 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Every plane should have a walled off children section
@pftompkins.bsky.social hi Paul, big fan.
Sauron’s problem was that he was a divine spirit (Maiar) who was corrupted by Melkor (the original Dark Lord) and wants to take dominion over middle earth.
Happy to send more lord of rings info over in the future. Go Phillies.
Sauron’s problem was that he was a divine spirit (Maiar) who was corrupted by Melkor (the original Dark Lord) and wants to take dominion over middle earth.
Happy to send more lord of rings info over in the future. Go Phillies.
December 29, 2025 at 5:45 AM
@pftompkins.bsky.social hi Paul, big fan.
Sauron’s problem was that he was a divine spirit (Maiar) who was corrupted by Melkor (the original Dark Lord) and wants to take dominion over middle earth.
Happy to send more lord of rings info over in the future. Go Phillies.
Sauron’s problem was that he was a divine spirit (Maiar) who was corrupted by Melkor (the original Dark Lord) and wants to take dominion over middle earth.
Happy to send more lord of rings info over in the future. Go Phillies.
Boarding a red eye flight, my water bottle burst open while I was slinging my carry on in the bin. Doused a bystander and soaked my own chest and crotch
This is the way I like to start 5 hour flights baby. Sopping wet, crammed, and anxious as hell
This is the way I like to start 5 hour flights baby. Sopping wet, crammed, and anxious as hell
December 24, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Boarding a red eye flight, my water bottle burst open while I was slinging my carry on in the bin. Doused a bystander and soaked my own chest and crotch
This is the way I like to start 5 hour flights baby. Sopping wet, crammed, and anxious as hell
This is the way I like to start 5 hour flights baby. Sopping wet, crammed, and anxious as hell
Gearing myself up to leave LA and fly back to the east coast for Christmas
::eating a Al pastor Torta from a taco truck, fully sobbing::
::eating a Al pastor Torta from a taco truck, fully sobbing::
December 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Gearing myself up to leave LA and fly back to the east coast for Christmas
::eating a Al pastor Torta from a taco truck, fully sobbing::
::eating a Al pastor Torta from a taco truck, fully sobbing::
What the fuck are we even doing?
December 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
What the fuck are we even doing?
I ate a cheeseburger today at The Apple Pan and went to the beach and now I don’t want to work anymore. I just want to eat cheeseburgers at the beach
December 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I ate a cheeseburger today at The Apple Pan and went to the beach and now I don’t want to work anymore. I just want to eat cheeseburgers at the beach
It’s possible that both Hegseth and Diddy are very innocent
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
It’s possible that both Hegseth and Diddy are very innocent
You know this whole time I thought RFK jr was a total creep but now I see he is a cool, classy, free spirit.
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
You know this whole time I thought RFK jr was a total creep but now I see he is a cool, classy, free spirit.
I can’t tell if I want the Trump-Clinton rumor to be true, or not.
I don’t know if I can live in a world where Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton a beej.
I don’t know if I can live in a world where Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton a beej.
November 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I can’t tell if I want the Trump-Clinton rumor to be true, or not.
I don’t know if I can live in a world where Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton a beej.
I don’t know if I can live in a world where Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton a beej.
The Devils haven’t won a game in regulation in 14 years
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The Devils haven’t won a game in regulation in 14 years
Reaching the age where I am starting to lust for gold.
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Reaching the age where I am starting to lust for gold.
Just spent 300 bucks on groceries for like 2 meals and hand soap. How is this possible
What am I doing wrong my family is starving
What am I doing wrong my family is starving
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Just spent 300 bucks on groceries for like 2 meals and hand soap. How is this possible
What am I doing wrong my family is starving
What am I doing wrong my family is starving
It’s crazy that that “Trump killed Epstein” has moved from Conspiracy Theory status to Very Likely status.
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It’s crazy that that “Trump killed Epstein” has moved from Conspiracy Theory status to Very Likely status.
“Is this the end of Trump?”
::I say to myself for the 1056th time::
::I say to myself for the 1056th time::
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
“Is this the end of Trump?”
::I say to myself for the 1056th time::
::I say to myself for the 1056th time::
Very excited to watch Devils vs Penguins tomorrow at (checks time) 9:30 am
November 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Very excited to watch Devils vs Penguins tomorrow at (checks time) 9:30 am
Extreme Cuomo voice “ Zelda Moomdookie”
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Extreme Cuomo voice “ Zelda Moomdookie”
With this coming Beaver Super moon, I will be rising to an new era of power.
November 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
With this coming Beaver Super moon, I will be rising to an new era of power.
Very weird to be in a city that wins a championship but doesn’t grease the street poles.
People can just climb up?
People can just climb up?
November 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Very weird to be in a city that wins a championship but doesn’t grease the street poles.
People can just climb up?
People can just climb up?
Thank god
If Canada wins the World Series, I will join Blackwater
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Thank god