Punk Rock Kilgore Trout
@pkrt.bsky.social
Pro-pun punk rock guide to the galaxy and home of Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists (and their side project, The Proof is in the Poutine).
*will be copying some tweets from Twitter, to catch y'all up with the band
Anti-fascist and 🇨🇦
*will be copying some tweets from Twitter, to catch y'all up with the band
Anti-fascist and 🇨🇦
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout
@pkrt.bsky.social
· Nov 27
Infamous interplanetary peace punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists end yet another show with the classic 'Punch a Space Nazi'.
Manners be damned, Seymour is inspired.
He looks around, but can't find a single definitive space nazi anywhere.
Shrugging, he belts Elan Muskmelon a good one.
#vss365
Manners be damned, Seymour is inspired.
He looks around, but can't find a single definitive space nazi anywhere.
Shrugging, he belts Elan Muskmelon a good one.
#vss365
The ancient sleeping giants woke and saw what we had done to the planet. Their tears, a #drizzle at first, later caused massive flooding. The ice caps melted, the salinity of the oceans changed, the planet #froze.
The giants, made for the cold, walked the planet again.
#vss365 #SciFiFri
The giants, made for the cold, walked the planet again.
#vss365 #SciFiFri
January 23, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Reposted by Punk Rock Kilgore Trout
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January 23, 2026 at 12:19 PM
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#SCIFIFRI 01-23-26
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#SCIFIFRI 01-23-26
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*not mine, copied from twitter:
#SCIFIFRI 01-23-26
Optional Theme: #FROZE / #COLD
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OK Let's dazzle them ~!~
#scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed
#writersofbluesky #Writers
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#SCIFIFRI 01-23-26
Optional Theme: #FROZE / #COLD
Or choose your own scifi-ish topic
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#scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed
#writersofbluesky #Writers
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January 23, 2026 at 12:19 PM
*not mine, copied from twitter:
#SCIFIFRI 01-23-26
Optional Theme: #FROZE / #COLD
Or choose your own scifi-ish topic
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#SCIFIFRI 01-23-26
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Traveling on foot to their next gig through the hills of Colossus VI (after the limo had broken down), Peach Schnapps: Huh. I don't think I've ever seen a mountain actually do that before.
Kurt Kerf2: Eh?
Peach: #Loom. It's looming at us.
K2: I don't think that's a mountain...
#vss365
Kurt Kerf2: Eh?
Peach: #Loom. It's looming at us.
K2: I don't think that's a mountain...
#vss365
January 21, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Reposted by Punk Rock Kilgore Trout
I don't want a brother. They brought him home when I was six. They said I could play with him, but he's boring.
I take him some food. His skin is white, #dappled with weird blotches and wrist sores from the chains.
Mum and Dad say I mustn't tell people about him when outside. I like that.
#vss365
I take him some food. His skin is white, #dappled with weird blotches and wrist sores from the chains.
Mum and Dad say I mustn't tell people about him when outside. I like that.
#vss365
January 17, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! I, for one, am enjoying the hell out of this long pig, Bob!
Ko'l? Um...
#Seared on the outside and juicy in the #middle!
You do know what the delegation from Cannibalus II uses in long pig?
*smacks lips, Perfection!
#vss365 #scififri
Ko'l? Um...
#Seared on the outside and juicy in the #middle!
You do know what the delegation from Cannibalus II uses in long pig?
*smacks lips, Perfection!
#vss365 #scififri
January 16, 2026 at 11:04 PM
*not mine, copied from twitter:
#SCIFIFRI 01-16-26
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#SCIFIFRI 01-16-26
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January 16, 2026 at 4:35 PM
*not mine, copied from twitter:
#SCIFIFRI 01-16-26
Optional Theme: #CENTER/#MIDDLE
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OK Let's dazzle them ~!~
#scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed
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#SCIFIFRI 01-16-26
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Or choose your own scifi-ish topic
OK Let's dazzle them ~!~
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Official statement from pan-galatic parody punks The Proof is in the Poutine:
#Heartfelt apologies to the fans on Rodra XI. Next time we will be sure to allow the cheese curds to cool before spraying the crowd. All proceeds from the concert have been turned over to the local burn ward.
#vss365
#Heartfelt apologies to the fans on Rodra XI. Next time we will be sure to allow the cheese curds to cool before spraying the crowd. All proceeds from the concert have been turned over to the local burn ward.
#vss365
January 15, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Official statement from pan-galatic parody punks The Proof is in the Poutine:
#Heartfelt apologies to the fans on Rodra XI. Next time we will be sure to allow the cheese curds to cool before spraying the crowd. All proceeds from the concert have been turned over to the local burn ward.
#vss365
#Heartfelt apologies to the fans on Rodra XI. Next time we will be sure to allow the cheese curds to cool before spraying the crowd. All proceeds from the concert have been turned over to the local burn ward.
#vss365
#Heartfelt gratitude for the snow day today, because I did NOT do my homework.
Praise Jebus!!!
*I did, however, post to the google classroom that the kids had better get their homework done...
#teachergratitude
#TeachingFeeling
#vss365
Praise Jebus!!!
*I did, however, post to the google classroom that the kids had better get their homework done...
#teachergratitude
#TeachingFeeling
#vss365
January 15, 2026 at 10:23 PM
#Heartfelt gratitude for the snow day today, because I did NOT do my homework.
Praise Jebus!!!
*I did, however, post to the google classroom that the kids had better get their homework done...
#teachergratitude
#TeachingFeeling
#vss365
Praise Jebus!!!
*I did, however, post to the google classroom that the kids had better get their homework done...
#teachergratitude
#TeachingFeeling
#vss365
The list of semifinalists for the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic are in! Are you excited, Bob?
Ko'l, the results seem a bit #wonky!
How so?
Some contestants are missing! Rumour is that the delegation from Caniballus II ate the competition!
Oof! Sooo... how were they prepared?
#vss365
Ko'l, the results seem a bit #wonky!
How so?
Some contestants are missing! Rumour is that the delegation from Caniballus II ate the competition!
Oof! Sooo... how were they prepared?
#vss365
January 15, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Skiff Tugboat, points: Like my new tat?
The band looks at the bright red letters PS&S on their drummer's forehead.
Kurt Kerf2: Um...
Skiff: For Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists!
Peach Schnapps, whispers: Should you tell him or should I?
K2: Nah, let's see how this plays out.
#vss365 #unmissable
The band looks at the bright red letters PS&S on their drummer's forehead.
Kurt Kerf2: Um...
Skiff: For Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists!
Peach Schnapps, whispers: Should you tell him or should I?
K2: Nah, let's see how this plays out.
#vss365 #unmissable
January 11, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Skiff Tugboat, points: Like my new tat?
The band looks at the bright red letters PS&S on their drummer's forehead.
Kurt Kerf2: Um...
Skiff: For Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists!
Peach Schnapps, whispers: Should you tell him or should I?
K2: Nah, let's see how this plays out.
#vss365 #unmissable
The band looks at the bright red letters PS&S on their drummer's forehead.
Kurt Kerf2: Um...
Skiff: For Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists!
Peach Schnapps, whispers: Should you tell him or should I?
K2: Nah, let's see how this plays out.
#vss365 #unmissable
Reposted by Punk Rock Kilgore Trout
The Interns - I've Got Something To Say [Uniontown, OH, USA ; Garage Rock] (1967)
https://redd.it/uotlpf
https://youtu.be/VoUMR3AYIrg
https://redd.it/uotlpf
https://youtu.be/VoUMR3AYIrg
The Interns - I've Got Something To Say [Uniontown, OH, USA ; Garage Rock] (1967)
youtu.be
January 9, 2026 at 10:51 PM
The Interns - I've Got Something To Say [Uniontown, OH, USA ; Garage Rock] (1967)
https://redd.it/uotlpf
https://youtu.be/VoUMR3AYIrg
https://redd.it/uotlpf
https://youtu.be/VoUMR3AYIrg
When asked if there were any problems with the #delivery of her child after being impregnated by a fan from Arbol III:
Penelope Clementine Penumbra: Oh, hells yeah! There's #bound to be issues birthing a half human, half tree baby. The splinters! Ai yi yi!!
#vss365 #SciFiFri
Penelope Clementine Penumbra: Oh, hells yeah! There's #bound to be issues birthing a half human, half tree baby. The splinters! Ai yi yi!!
#vss365 #SciFiFri
January 9, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Reposted by Punk Rock Kilgore Trout
*not mine, copied from twitter:
#SCIFIFRI 01-09-26
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January 8, 2026 at 10:24 PM
*not mine, copied from twitter:
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Myn the Mononym (of "it's just Myn, dammit! One word! Please stop calling me that. It's A mononym, not my name" fame) wrote:
Pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists newest album is much akin to a spooky symphony of feline zombies caterwauling in an alley.
Peach's response?
Meow!!
#vss365
Pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists newest album is much akin to a spooky symphony of feline zombies caterwauling in an alley.
Peach's response?
Meow!!
#vss365
January 8, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Myn the Mononym (of "it's just Myn, dammit! One word! Please stop calling me that. It's A mononym, not my name" fame) wrote:
Pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists newest album is much akin to a spooky symphony of feline zombies caterwauling in an alley.
Peach's response?
Meow!!
#vss365
Pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists newest album is much akin to a spooky symphony of feline zombies caterwauling in an alley.
Peach's response?
Meow!!
#vss365
Skiff Tugboat, #adorns himself with a necklace of garlic: I'm all set for the show on Arbitus VII!
Kurt Kerf2: Eh?
Skiff: You guys said it was a planet of umpires! I don't want them to suck my blood!
Peach Schnapps: Should you tell him or should I?
K2: Nah, let's see how this plays out...
#vss365
Kurt Kerf2: Eh?
Skiff: You guys said it was a planet of umpires! I don't want them to suck my blood!
Peach Schnapps: Should you tell him or should I?
K2: Nah, let's see how this plays out...
#vss365
January 8, 2026 at 10:38 PM
*not mine, copied from twitter:
#SCIFIFRI 01-09-26
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#SCIFIFRI 01-09-26
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January 8, 2026 at 10:24 PM
*not mine, copied from twitter:
#SCIFIFRI 01-09-26
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#SCIFIFRI 01-09-26
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Kurt Kerf2: Uh, master creator sir?
Punk Rock Kilgore Trout: WHAT?
K2: You missed some prompts again...
PRKT: I WAS COUNTING SEASHELLS!
K2, mutters: What a clueless oddball...
PRKT: WHAT'S THAT?
K2: Nothing!
PRKT: POPPYCOCK!
K2: I think you mean balderdash...
#vss365
Punk Rock Kilgore Trout: WHAT?
K2: You missed some prompts again...
PRKT: I WAS COUNTING SEASHELLS!
K2, mutters: What a clueless oddball...
PRKT: WHAT'S THAT?
K2: Nothing!
PRKT: POPPYCOCK!
K2: I think you mean balderdash...
#vss365
January 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Kurt Kerf2: Uh, master creator sir?
Punk Rock Kilgore Trout: WHAT?
K2: You missed some prompts again...
PRKT: I WAS COUNTING SEASHELLS!
K2, mutters: What a clueless oddball...
PRKT: WHAT'S THAT?
K2: Nothing!
PRKT: POPPYCOCK!
K2: I think you mean balderdash...
#vss365
Punk Rock Kilgore Trout: WHAT?
K2: You missed some prompts again...
PRKT: I WAS COUNTING SEASHELLS!
K2, mutters: What a clueless oddball...
PRKT: WHAT'S THAT?
K2: Nothing!
PRKT: POPPYCOCK!
K2: I think you mean balderdash...
#vss365
Reposted by Punk Rock Kilgore Trout
Another example of the difference between Canadian and US spelling - we spell it 'hemorrhoid.'
January 6, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Another example of the difference between Canadian and US spelling - we spell it 'hemorrhoid.'
After losing his seat, they made PeePee of the PeeCee party of planet Canaduh the MP of Battle River-Spacefoot. This was likely because he had no real plans, just meaningless #abstractions like:
Rebuild! Restore! Renew!
Axe the Spacetax!
Bars for Mars!
Verb the Noun!
#scififri #vss365
Rebuild! Restore! Renew!
Axe the Spacetax!
Bars for Mars!
Verb the Noun!
#scififri #vss365
January 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
After losing his seat, they made PeePee of the PeeCee party of planet Canaduh the MP of Battle River-Spacefoot. This was likely because he had no real plans, just meaningless #abstractions like:
Rebuild! Restore! Renew!
Axe the Spacetax!
Bars for Mars!
Verb the Noun!
#scififri #vss365
Rebuild! Restore! Renew!
Axe the Spacetax!
Bars for Mars!
Verb the Noun!
#scififri #vss365
* not mine, copied from twitter:
#SCIFIFRI 01-02-26
Optional Theme: #RENEW/#REBUILD
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#vss365
#SCIFIFRI 01-02-26
Optional Theme: #RENEW/#REBUILD
Or choose your own scifi-ish topic
OK Let's dazzle them ~!~
#scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed
#writersofbluesky #WritingCommmunity #Writers
Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩
#vss365
January 2, 2026 at 9:03 PM
* not mine, copied from twitter:
#SCIFIFRI 01-02-26
Optional Theme: #RENEW/#REBUILD
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#scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed
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#vss365
#SCIFIFRI 01-02-26
Optional Theme: #RENEW/#REBUILD
Or choose your own scifi-ish topic
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#vss365
Reposted by Punk Rock Kilgore Trout
AVAILABLE NOW: The #SciFanSat Best of 2025 issue is now up at scifansat.com! Enjoy the Science Fiction, Fantasy, and More selected as our finest of the year by the fantastic #SFF author alumni that contributes to the magazine! Our thanks go out to them, and to the readers just like you!
December 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
AVAILABLE NOW: The #SciFanSat Best of 2025 issue is now up at scifansat.com! Enjoy the Science Fiction, Fantasy, and More selected as our finest of the year by the fantastic #SFF author alumni that contributes to the magazine! Our thanks go out to them, and to the readers just like you!