Punk Rock Kilgore Trout
@pkrt.bsky.social
Pro-pun punk rock guide to the galaxy and home of Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists (and their side project, The Proof is in the Poutine).
*will be copying some tweets from Twitter, to catch y'all up with the band
Anti-fascist and 🇨🇦
*will be copying some tweets from Twitter, to catch y'all up with the band
Anti-fascist and 🇨🇦
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout
@pkrt.bsky.social
· Nov 27
Infamous interplanetary peace punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists end yet another show with the classic 'Punch a Space Nazi'.
Manners be damned, Seymour is inspired.
He looks around, but can't find a single definitive space nazi anywhere.
Shrugging, he belts Elan Muskmelon a good one.
#vss365
Manners be damned, Seymour is inspired.
He looks around, but can't find a single definitive space nazi anywhere.
Shrugging, he belts Elan Muskmelon a good one.
#vss365
Peach Schnapps, gazes at his #reflection in a mirror.
Kurt Kerf2: Whatchya doing?
Peach: Searching for meaning, my deepest desire.
K2: What? That's not the Mirror of Erised!
Peach: The Mirror of whatnow?
K2: Erised. From Harry Potter?
Peach: Nerd.
#vss365
Kurt Kerf2: Whatchya doing?
Peach: Searching for meaning, my deepest desire.
K2: What? That's not the Mirror of Erised!
Peach: The Mirror of whatnow?
K2: Erised. From Harry Potter?
Peach: Nerd.
#vss365
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Peach Schnapps, gazes at his #reflection in a mirror.
Kurt Kerf2: Whatchya doing?
Peach: Searching for meaning, my deepest desire.
K2: What? That's not the Mirror of Erised!
Peach: The Mirror of whatnow?
K2: Erised. From Harry Potter?
Peach: Nerd.
#vss365
Kurt Kerf2: Whatchya doing?
Peach: Searching for meaning, my deepest desire.
K2: What? That's not the Mirror of Erised!
Peach: The Mirror of whatnow?
K2: Erised. From Harry Potter?
Peach: Nerd.
#vss365
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... that's how it'd happened. A common perception of time was the trap so people started reminding each other "rubber watch". We'd fall back into lockstep but somewhere they'd remember to keep time relative, under your own control, always yours, measure by measure, second by second #scififri #vss365
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
... that's how it'd happened. A common perception of time was the trap so people started reminding each other "rubber watch". We'd fall back into lockstep but somewhere they'd remember to keep time relative, under your own control, always yours, measure by measure, second by second #scififri #vss365
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The beam gave back what had been lost. We used to form as the mood or situation took us: soft and flowing or hard and unyielding. The nightmare of being frozen into the constraints of human, natural, or machine form was over, but how had it happened? No way to know but doing it again... oh #scififri
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The beam gave back what had been lost. We used to form as the mood or situation took us: soft and flowing or hard and unyielding. The nightmare of being frozen into the constraints of human, natural, or machine form was over, but how had it happened? No way to know but doing it again... oh #scififri
Quiet piggy.
Audible gasps fill the room.
Peach Schnapps: What? It's a stupid question. And she's from Porcine V!
Reporters grumble.
Peach: And maybe with those two words I'm actually making a statement! "Is punk still #relevant?" C'mon! Plus, sexism--
Reporter: Still, Jebus...
#vss365
Audible gasps fill the room.
Peach Schnapps: What? It's a stupid question. And she's from Porcine V!
Reporters grumble.
Peach: And maybe with those two words I'm actually making a statement! "Is punk still #relevant?" C'mon! Plus, sexism--
Reporter: Still, Jebus...
#vss365
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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I hadn’t wanted to, not really.
But my trigger happy finger, (my powers way of protecting me) without warning, #beam-ed him away; to the dark side of the moon—you may know him in legends of old, as “the man on the moon.”
For me, my first love and my last mistake.
#scififri
But my trigger happy finger, (my powers way of protecting me) without warning, #beam-ed him away; to the dark side of the moon—you may know him in legends of old, as “the man on the moon.”
For me, my first love and my last mistake.
#scififri
November 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Seymour's killer death space ray was meant for a #specific target: The Orange Goblin.
Unfortunately, Seymour's background was in sales, not physics.
The #ray took out all of New Jersey.
He wondered if the Germans had a word for disappointed, yet still somehow satisfied.
#vss365 #scififri
Unfortunately, Seymour's background was in sales, not physics.
The #ray took out all of New Jersey.
He wondered if the Germans had a word for disappointed, yet still somehow satisfied.
#vss365 #scififri
November 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
*not mine, copied from twitter
#SCIFIFRI 11-21-25
Optional Theme: #BEAM/#RAY
Or choose your own scifi-ish topic
OK Let's dazzle them ~!~
#scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed
#amwriting #WritingCommmunity #amwritingscifi
Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩
#vss365
#SCIFIFRI 11-21-25
Optional Theme: #BEAM/#RAY
Or choose your own scifi-ish topic
OK Let's dazzle them ~!~
#scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed
#amwriting #WritingCommmunity #amwritingscifi
Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩
#vss365
November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
*not mine, copied from twitter
#SCIFIFRI 11-21-25
Optional Theme: #BEAM/#RAY
Or choose your own scifi-ish topic
OK Let's dazzle them ~!~
#scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed
#amwriting #WritingCommmunity #amwritingscifi
Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩
#vss365
#SCIFIFRI 11-21-25
Optional Theme: #BEAM/#RAY
Or choose your own scifi-ish topic
OK Let's dazzle them ~!~
#scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed
#amwriting #WritingCommmunity #amwritingscifi
Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩
#vss365
Kurt Kerf2: I feel like our posts are kinda lame lately.
Peach Schnapps: Shhh, he might hear you!
Punk Rock Kilgore Trout: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
K2: Er, nothing master creator sir!
Peach: Boobs!
K2: Actually, we're talking about the existential #reality of--
PRKT: Pfft. Boobs? Go on.
#vss365
Peach Schnapps: Shhh, he might hear you!
Punk Rock Kilgore Trout: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
K2: Er, nothing master creator sir!
Peach: Boobs!
K2: Actually, we're talking about the existential #reality of--
PRKT: Pfft. Boobs? Go on.
#vss365
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! Ellessdi IV brought their signature space cake today, Bob!
Ko'l, it's the best cake I've ever...ever...it...whoa--leprechauns!
You good there, Bob?
Real good, Ko'l. Really...real...what is #reality anyway?
Yeah. You're good.
#vss365
Ko'l, it's the best cake I've ever...ever...it...whoa--leprechauns!
You good there, Bob?
Real good, Ko'l. Really...real...what is #reality anyway?
Yeah. You're good.
#vss365
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! Today we have a football theme, Bob!
Ko'l, the contestants from Sockerus VI have entered a cake made of pure maple syrup and cream!
So what do you think?
Pure gold!
*whispers, that's not the prompt word
I mean, pure #GOAL!!!!!!!!!!
#vss365
Ko'l, the contestants from Sockerus VI have entered a cake made of pure maple syrup and cream!
So what do you think?
Pure gold!
*whispers, that's not the prompt word
I mean, pure #GOAL!!!!!!!!!!
#vss365
November 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Across the universe exists untold great works of #literature. None compare to that of Forj Jzlaban and his renowned treatise on religion. It consists of a single word:
No.
*though widely and wildly popular, it was not a huge money maker for the author
#vss365
No.
*though widely and wildly popular, it was not a huge money maker for the author
#vss365
November 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Across the universe exists untold great works of #literature. None compare to that of Forj Jzlaban and his renowned treatise on religion. It consists of a single word:
No.
*though widely and wildly popular, it was not a huge money maker for the author
#vss365
No.
*though widely and wildly popular, it was not a huge money maker for the author
#vss365
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The giants have slept for longer than we remember. Their backs are covered with snow and peak through the clouds. When you're older than time, you don't need #law. Instead, they have justice. Soon they will wake up, if we are not careful, and return the earth back to the one they once knew.
#vss365
#vss365
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! It's salad day, Bob!
Ko'l, that's good times! Unlike the one I have here!
What's wrong?
Soggy! And the contestants used too much mayo!
I think that's a disqualification!
Aye. A direct violation of Cole's Law!
#vss365
#law
Ko'l, that's good times! Unlike the one I have here!
What's wrong?
Soggy! And the contestants used too much mayo!
I think that's a disqualification!
Aye. A direct violation of Cole's Law!
#vss365
#law
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! Today we have sweets from Dulcen X, Bob!
Ko'l, the #history of this treat is a bit of a #mystery. Whoever thought to fry dough in a circle? I am gobsmacked.
Bob, have you never heard of donuts? Also, who hired you??
#vss365 #scififri
Ko'l, the #history of this treat is a bit of a #mystery. Whoever thought to fry dough in a circle? I am gobsmacked.
Bob, have you never heard of donuts? Also, who hired you??
#vss365 #scififri
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
*not mine, copied from twitter:
#SCIFIFRI 11-07-25
Optional Theme: #MYSTERY
Or choose your own scifi-ish topic
OK Let's dazzle them ~!~
#scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed
#amwriting #WritingCommmunity #amwritingscifi
Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩ #vss365
#SCIFIFRI 11-07-25
Optional Theme: #MYSTERY
Or choose your own scifi-ish topic
OK Let's dazzle them ~!~
#scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed
#amwriting #WritingCommmunity #amwritingscifi
Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩ #vss365
November 7, 2025 at 11:44 AM
*not mine, copied from twitter:
#SCIFIFRI 11-07-25
Optional Theme: #MYSTERY
Or choose your own scifi-ish topic
OK Let's dazzle them ~!~
#scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed
#amwriting #WritingCommmunity #amwritingscifi
Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩ #vss365
#SCIFIFRI 11-07-25
Optional Theme: #MYSTERY
Or choose your own scifi-ish topic
OK Let's dazzle them ~!~
#scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed
#amwriting #WritingCommmunity #amwritingscifi
Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩ #vss365
The wasteland, formerly known as Amerikkka, is now under reconstruction. We hope it will be habitable again in another 20 years.
Sad, what happened. Let's discuss how it could have been prevented.
#geography class, 2037
#vss365
Sad, what happened. Let's discuss how it could have been prevented.
#geography class, 2037
#vss365
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The wasteland, formerly known as Amerikkka, is now under reconstruction. We hope it will be habitable again in another 20 years.
Sad, what happened. Let's discuss how it could have been prevented.
#geography class, 2037
#vss365
Sad, what happened. Let's discuss how it could have been prevented.
#geography class, 2037
#vss365
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"Yea, descend, thou traveller, into the moist caverns of its nasal dominion, where mucus flows eternal."
Take their #famous guided spelunk through its moist, cavernous nasal pockets—and if you do, bring tissues and a sense of childhood wonder. And maybe some hand sanitizer.
#vss365
Take their #famous guided spelunk through its moist, cavernous nasal pockets—and if you do, bring tissues and a sense of childhood wonder. And maybe some hand sanitizer.
#vss365
November 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teacher, leave them kids alone
Unless they're little assholes
Then maybe they need a good smack
*lyrics by Peach Poutine, pan-galatic parody punk and burnt out teacher
**music by who cares
#vss365
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teacher, leave them kids alone
Unless they're little assholes
Then maybe they need a good smack
*lyrics by Peach Poutine, pan-galatic parody punk and burnt out teacher
**music by who cares
#vss365
November 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teacher, leave them kids alone
Unless they're little assholes
Then maybe they need a good smack
*lyrics by Peach Poutine, pan-galatic parody punk and burnt out teacher
**music by who cares
#vss365
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teacher, leave them kids alone
Unless they're little assholes
Then maybe they need a good smack
*lyrics by Peach Poutine, pan-galatic parody punk and burnt out teacher
**music by who cares
#vss365
-How do pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists divvy up #domestic chores on their ship, the Mirv?
Peach Schnapps: We share! Skiff does most of the cooking and cleaning and laundry and--
-That doesn't seem equitable.
Peach: Oh, no. He loves it!
Skiff Tugboat: Well...
#vss365
Peach Schnapps: We share! Skiff does most of the cooking and cleaning and laundry and--
-That doesn't seem equitable.
Peach: Oh, no. He loves it!
Skiff Tugboat: Well...
#vss365
November 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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'Members of the council. Our town is plagued by Werewolves and Zombies. May I introduce Gornan the #Creature Slayer. He is here to save us.'
'Oh no, umm, I'm actually Gordon the Bleachers Surveyor. Here to examine the seats in the sports stadium.'
'Oh for fuck's sake.'
#vss365
'Oh no, umm, I'm actually Gordon the Bleachers Surveyor. Here to examine the seats in the sports stadium.'
'Oh for fuck's sake.'
#vss365
November 2, 2025 at 9:55 AM