Plaalt
@plaalt.bsky.social
// Lavangela, Rosethorn-4 "Dreamer"
// Synthetic "Doll", Combat Moth / Fox
// Bartender of The Lavender Dream
🎨 #Lavadulart 🔞 #NSFLav
Minors DNI
// Synthetic "Doll", Combat Moth / Fox
// Bartender of The Lavender Dream
🎨 #Lavadulart 🔞 #NSFLav
Minors DNI
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keanu greaves
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
keanu greaves
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i'm so tired of the "just go and do whatever you want" formula.
everything in botw, all the bosses, even the master sword, was completely optional. there was not a single "oh! now i can get across the river/bridge/cliff/etc" moment which is what i think defines zelda as franchise and a genre.
everything in botw, all the bosses, even the master sword, was completely optional. there was not a single "oh! now i can get across the river/bridge/cliff/etc" moment which is what i think defines zelda as franchise and a genre.
February 12, 2026 at 8:52 PM
i'm so tired of the "just go and do whatever you want" formula.
everything in botw, all the bosses, even the master sword, was completely optional. there was not a single "oh! now i can get across the river/bridge/cliff/etc" moment which is what i think defines zelda as franchise and a genre.
everything in botw, all the bosses, even the master sword, was completely optional. there was not a single "oh! now i can get across the river/bridge/cliff/etc" moment which is what i think defines zelda as franchise and a genre.
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February 7, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Breath of the Wild, Tears of the Kingdom, and Echos of Wisdom are the worst zelda games to come out
February 12, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Breath of the Wild, Tears of the Kingdom, and Echos of Wisdom are the worst zelda games to come out
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Skyward sword is the best zelda game and i will fight anyone on this fucking hill
February 10, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Skyward sword is the best zelda game and i will fight anyone on this fucking hill
working on a 1 handed smash controller so i can beat my wife while beating my meat
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i had a mouse at one point with like 12 side buttons and i once key'd an entire shooter to the mouse
somewhere, at any time, someone on the enemy team could be cranking their hog while soloing your ass
somewhere, at any time, someone on the enemy team could be cranking their hog while soloing your ass
February 9, 2026 at 7:09 AM
working on a 1 handed smash controller so i can beat my wife while beating my meat
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bsky.app/profile/plaa...
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My friend told me about an incident at their school.
July 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
My friend told me about an incident at their school.
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February 9, 2026 at 12:23 AM
"how did you know she was gay"
"YOU MADE HER"
"YOU MADE HER"
February 8, 2026 at 10:10 PM
"how did you know she was gay"
"YOU MADE HER"
"YOU MADE HER"
"Angel asks rosethorn what they want from timmies
February 8, 2026 at 7:33 AM
"Angel asks rosethorn what they want from timmies
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The Code (Of The Devil @jelloapocalypse.bsky.social animation)
February 8, 2026 at 1:40 AM
The Code (Of The Devil @jelloapocalypse.bsky.social animation)
People with massive yuri collection will have a gunplay piece but will be completely normal and really cool people, while people with massive yaoi collections will tell you how you deserve to die if your a lesbian while reading "Men look at each other with a tiny splash of homosexuality"
February 8, 2026 at 5:41 AM
People with massive yuri collection will have a gunplay piece but will be completely normal and really cool people, while people with massive yaoi collections will tell you how you deserve to die if your a lesbian while reading "Men look at each other with a tiny splash of homosexuality"
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The market is untapped for a Get-Along-Bomb-Collar called "Keep Kissing and Nobody Explodes"
February 8, 2026 at 3:58 AM
The market is untapped for a Get-Along-Bomb-Collar called "Keep Kissing and Nobody Explodes"
i need to see the rig on the endfield models
February 6, 2026 at 12:55 AM
i need to see the rig on the endfield models
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"Let the clash remember this world's Architect"
Loading Lead Auditor ███ Kisaragi
ERROR: SUPPORT NEEDED
To unlock:
1ST: 15❤+ 5🔄
2ND: 25❤+ 15🔄
3RD: 35❤+ 25🔄
FULL: Phase 1: 50❤+ 40🔄
EX-A: 69❤+ 50🔄
EX-B: 75❤+ 75🔄
D-Line Feb 14th, reveal if goal not met
#VtuberReveal #VtuberDebut #Vtuber #fintuber
Loading Lead Auditor ███ Kisaragi
ERROR: SUPPORT NEEDED
To unlock:
1ST: 15❤+ 5🔄
2ND: 25❤+ 15🔄
3RD: 35❤+ 25🔄
FULL: Phase 1: 50❤+ 40🔄
EX-A: 69❤+ 50🔄
EX-B: 75❤+ 75🔄
D-Line Feb 14th, reveal if goal not met
#VtuberReveal #VtuberDebut #Vtuber #fintuber
February 5, 2026 at 7:07 PM
"Let the clash remember this world's Architect"
Loading Lead Auditor ███ Kisaragi
ERROR: SUPPORT NEEDED
To unlock:
1ST: 15❤+ 5🔄
2ND: 25❤+ 15🔄
3RD: 35❤+ 25🔄
FULL: Phase 1: 50❤+ 40🔄
EX-A: 69❤+ 50🔄
EX-B: 75❤+ 75🔄
D-Line Feb 14th, reveal if goal not met
#VtuberReveal #VtuberDebut #Vtuber #fintuber
Loading Lead Auditor ███ Kisaragi
ERROR: SUPPORT NEEDED
To unlock:
1ST: 15❤+ 5🔄
2ND: 25❤+ 15🔄
3RD: 35❤+ 25🔄
FULL: Phase 1: 50❤+ 40🔄
EX-A: 69❤+ 50🔄
EX-B: 75❤+ 75🔄
D-Line Feb 14th, reveal if goal not met
#VtuberReveal #VtuberDebut #Vtuber #fintuber
I was thinking about thid but im just going to offically say that yes, im genderfluid, ive technically been for years but uh, for a while i never really knew how far that reached for me :p
February 5, 2026 at 10:27 AM
I was thinking about thid but im just going to offically say that yes, im genderfluid, ive technically been for years but uh, for a while i never really knew how far that reached for me :p
bottom surgery but i replace it with a usb port
February 5, 2026 at 7:37 AM
bottom surgery but i replace it with a usb port
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The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails:
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February 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails:
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
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January 24, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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I am going to fucking scream
February 3, 2026 at 10:08 AM
I am going to fucking scream
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getting some obnoxiously big titties pizza
February 2, 2026 at 4:26 AM
getting some obnoxiously big titties pizza