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Christopher Horn
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Avid doodler. Soldier of Misfortune.
https://hornography.art
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346/365. He'd like to come and meet us, but he thinks he'd blow our minds.
A four-pointed star shaped being. It has two arms with three-fingered hands growing out of the bottom point. The top point is a tongue. There is a green eye with a catlike slit pupil in the center. The bottom point has an anus at the end.
December 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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345/365. Deciphering another petroglyph.
A flesh figure with fingers for legs and a single arm is holding a whip; from a hole at the top emerges a blobby mass terminating in an eye. It is standing on a little blue guy with an open mouth revealing three teeth. They are both on a tan, one-eyed quadruped with a single nostril that is smoking a cigar. Behind all this is the front and back of a fish; the middle is missing.
December 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Gonna whip up a classic feetloaf.
A bag of Skylark Beef Feet (cross cut). They are Gluten Free and All Natural.
December 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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344/365.
An anthropomorphic number one wearing blue checked Vans slip-ons and a blue foam "number one" finger is looking at and pointing to its friend, an anthropomorphic small caliber bullet wearing red Converse All Stars and yellow tinted shooting glasses who is pointing back with both fingers.
December 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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343/365.
A pudgy Godzilla. Its arms are vaguely gesturing. Its mouth is open and its tongue is poking out. The eyes have half-closed, "sleepy" lids. The back spines are pink.
December 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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342/365.
A ripe, red, anthropomorphic, skull-faced jalapeno pepper. It is holding out its arms limply and its legs are dangling. There is a shadow below, indicating it is hovering or floating.
December 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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341/365. Another weird petroglyph guy.
An orange bipedal creature walking on a green snake-like creature. The orange figure has a really wide, crocodile-toothed mouth, extending well past the bounds of the body. On top of each end of the mouth is a bulb with an eyeball in it. The top of the figure looks like an empty sweatshirt. The arms are raised up and bent at the elbow, terminating in fists. The snake is wavy. It has an open mouth and its tongue is protruding outward.
December 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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340/365. From the High Desert in the Great American Southwest...
A drawing of Art Bell with a green bell pepper for a head. He is smoking.
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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339/365.
An anthropomorphic fried chicken drumstick roller skating backwards. He is pretty exciting and is giving two thumbs up.
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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My watch wasn't detecting "standing" consistently. This was the suggestion:

"Perform different movements: If you're at a standing desk, try doing exercises like arm raises, jumping jacks, or CAPOEIRA to get the watch to recognize your movement."

I'm going to end up knocking so much stuff over.
Best Capoeira Brazil
YouTube video by Richard Hunt
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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338/365.
A figure with a stubby, horizontally oriented femur for a head. He is wearing only a pair of white briefs with red elastic and seams and brown cowboy boots. He is picking his nose. Text below reads "bonehead".
December 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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337/365.
A vaguely fishlike alien creature floating. It has weird octopus pupils and an open mouth revealing two uneven front teeth. A rainbow spans between its two open palms. Below is the word "magic".
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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336/365.
An annoyed looking alien with crossed arms. The hands have two digits. The mouth is oriented vertically, with rows of teeth on the left and right. There is a tube with two worm-like tendrils wiggling out on either side of the head. The eyes are on short, stubby stalks. There are two gaping nostrils on top of the head and a row of holes around the neck, each with a worm-like tendril wiggling outward. Text below reads "NO".
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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335/365. The Human Ouroboros.
A nude man contorted into a circle shape with back arched and knees bent. One of his legs is in his mouth past the ankle. The other foot is resting on his head. He is wearing a bib that has a man icon, like you'd find on a men's room door.
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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334/365.
A pale, bald man with strabismus looking toward the viewer. His mouth is slack and a trickle of drool is spilling from the corner. A yellow pencil is piercing his head, threaded through the ears. He is wearing a white t-shirt with faded pink trim. Text above reads "idea man".
December 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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333/365.
A large black and white cow floating over an alien landscape. A beam of light issues from its udder. Suspended within the light is a one-eyed alien, drifting upward.
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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332/365. Don't do it, Mr. Slug!
A manic cartoon slug holding a salt shaker in each hand. Its mouth is wide open and its tongue is jutting out. Its eyes are looking in slightly different directions, heightening the madness of the moment.
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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331/365.
A snake smokes a stout bent billiard pipe while wearing a burgundy smoking jacket with red trim and a pale ascot.
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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330/365.
A drawing of a hand throwing "the horns." At the tip of the index finger and pinky is another hand throwing "the horns". The tips of the extended fingers on those hands have another hand throwing "the horns." This pattern continues. At the top in a pseudo "blackletter" font is the word "FRACTAL" with unnecessary umlauts over both "A"s. There is wear on the image, as if it were an old LP jacket.
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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329/365.
Where did he come from?
How long has he been there?
Why is he so wet?
Is someone going to clean it up?
A wet, light green blob with little splatters around it. It is staring at the viewer with open mouth. Below it, in light beige blobby, wet, splattered letters is the text "SPILLBOY".
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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328/365.
A turkey wearing a red top hat with a yellow star and band, red platform boots with yellow stars and soles, and silver sunglasses with star-shaped lenses.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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327/365.
Two anthropomorphic pinto beans. The one on the left is wearing a black leather vest, pants, and boots with a white dress shirt. He has big hair and is holding a white bird. The on the right is wearing a red Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts, and checkerboard Vans slip-ons. He has a mustache and a pointy soul patch and is holding up four aces fanned out. Text below reads "magic beans".
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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326/365.
A fried egg. The yoke has a face and appears to be emotionally exhausted. Below the image is text reading "fried egg".
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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325/365. "Moab Man."
A long-torsoed creature. It has two toes on each foot. In the center of the chest is a screaming mouth. The arms are straight out (scarecrow-style), with one arm bent up at the elbow and the other down. From a hole at in the top of the torso is a long, taffy-like cord holding up a small brain. From the brain are two antlers and two eyes hanging down from a twisted mass of nerves.
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM