Christopher Horn
@platypusranch.bsky.social
Avid doodler. Soldier of Misfortune.
https://hornography.art
https://hornography.art
He was part of yesterday's petroglyph, but I couldn't cram it into a good composition:
December 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
He was part of yesterday's petroglyph, but I couldn't cram it into a good composition:
Unbridled hedonism.
December 12, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Unbridled hedonism.
Pretty sure I nailed the intent:
December 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Pretty sure I nailed the intent:
♫ Cross Cut Feet ♫
♫ Cross Cut Feet ♫
♫ Cross Cut Feet ♫
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
♫ Cross Cut Feet ♫
♫ Cross Cut Feet ♫
♫ Cross Cut Feet ♫
That's an unfortunate typo.
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
That's an unfortunate typo.
Small of the back.
December 9, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Small of the back.
I was doing some contract work at an ad agency some time ago and they took meetings very seriously. They had signs hanging up that said "meetings are work."
My attendance stopped being mandatory when they noted I was billing for them accordingly.
My attendance stopped being mandatory when they noted I was billing for them accordingly.
December 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I was doing some contract work at an ad agency some time ago and they took meetings very seriously. They had signs hanging up that said "meetings are work."
My attendance stopped being mandatory when they noted I was billing for them accordingly.
My attendance stopped being mandatory when they noted I was billing for them accordingly.
Those are samples!
A promotional expense come tax time.
A promotional expense come tax time.
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Those are samples!
A promotional expense come tax time.
A promotional expense come tax time.
Have you considered an exciting career as a gigolo?
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Have you considered an exciting career as a gigolo?