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musings of an unhinged homo. alt account. not safe for work. mdni.
I know about 3 gay Brandon’s and around 16 Matt’s, all of them gay except one of my best friends.
It’s wild.
It’s wild.
I just counted off the top of my head. I know:
5 gay Chrises
8 gay Brandons
and 4 gay Jordans
I’m sure there are more. 😂
5 gay Chrises
8 gay Brandons
and 4 gay Jordans
I’m sure there are more. 😂
December 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I know about 3 gay Brandon’s and around 16 Matt’s, all of them gay except one of my best friends.
It’s wild.
It’s wild.
I have presents to buy for more family, it’s -2 degrees outside, I haven’t packed my suitcase for my trip on Wednesday, and all I want to do is play Metaphor Refantazio all day.
December 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I have presents to buy for more family, it’s -2 degrees outside, I haven’t packed my suitcase for my trip on Wednesday, and all I want to do is play Metaphor Refantazio all day.
Hyping myself up for my first international trip next week after I self-sabotaged last year, and I’m just like… Temporary Real ID + passport + birth certificate should be enough, my brain is just like “NO IT WONT BE”
I wish my insurance didn’t change so I could’ve gone back to therapy before this 🙃
I wish my insurance didn’t change so I could’ve gone back to therapy before this 🙃
December 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Hyping myself up for my first international trip next week after I self-sabotaged last year, and I’m just like… Temporary Real ID + passport + birth certificate should be enough, my brain is just like “NO IT WONT BE”
I wish my insurance didn’t change so I could’ve gone back to therapy before this 🙃
I wish my insurance didn’t change so I could’ve gone back to therapy before this 🙃
Due to the snow, I will be wearing minimal clothing while ‘working from home’ on this FCF.
December 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Due to the snow, I will be wearing minimal clothing while ‘working from home’ on this FCF.
Reposted by another smol nerd
Reposted by another smol nerd
BATMAN RETURNS (1992)
December 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
BATMAN RETURNS (1992)
My year was pretty much full of European pop/rock, and then my discovery of Kacey.
December 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
My year was pretty much full of European pop/rock, and then my discovery of Kacey.
Gladys
Martha
Shirley
Della
Juanita
Bea(trice)
Tonya
Geraldine
Martha
Shirley
Della
Juanita
Bea(trice)
Tonya
Geraldine
Gimme a Black auntie name
December 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Gladys
Martha
Shirley
Della
Juanita
Bea(trice)
Tonya
Geraldine
Martha
Shirley
Della
Juanita
Bea(trice)
Tonya
Geraldine
Remote working due to the snow accumulation? After a 5-day weekend? Don’t mind if I do! 😌
December 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Remote working due to the snow accumulation? After a 5-day weekend? Don’t mind if I do! 😌
This moment gave the best line in the game.
a cartoon of a woman dancing in front of a computer monitor that says " windows " on it
ALT: a cartoon of a woman dancing in front of a computer monitor that says " windows " on it
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
This moment gave the best line in the game.
Name a PS2 game
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Name a PS2 game
🎶 What would you do if your son was at home?
Crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he hungry?
And the only way to feed him was to
Sleep with a man for a little bit of money
And his daddy’s gone
Somewhere smoking rock now
In and outta lockdown
I ain’t got a job now!
Crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he hungry?
And the only way to feed him was to
Sleep with a man for a little bit of money
And his daddy’s gone
Somewhere smoking rock now
In and outta lockdown
I ain’t got a job now!
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
🎶 What would you do if your son was at home?
Crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he hungry?
And the only way to feed him was to
Sleep with a man for a little bit of money
And his daddy’s gone
Somewhere smoking rock now
In and outta lockdown
I ain’t got a job now!
Crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he hungry?
And the only way to feed him was to
Sleep with a man for a little bit of money
And his daddy’s gone
Somewhere smoking rock now
In and outta lockdown
I ain’t got a job now!
THE BEST BOY. Replaying Dispatch just for him.
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
THE BEST BOY. Replaying Dispatch just for him.
Talking about “Heyyy how y’all been? 🤭”
Unfollowed three of them, because why even bother coming over here if it’s just because y’all need socialization while Twitter is down for 4-6 hours? Go be productive elsewhere. Go work. Go away.
Unfollowed three of them, because why even bother coming over here if it’s just because y’all need socialization while Twitter is down for 4-6 hours? Go be productive elsewhere. Go work. Go away.
that other app goes down and niggas want to come over to our gated community.
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Talking about “Heyyy how y’all been? 🤭”
Unfollowed three of them, because why even bother coming over here if it’s just because y’all need socialization while Twitter is down for 4-6 hours? Go be productive elsewhere. Go work. Go away.
Unfollowed three of them, because why even bother coming over here if it’s just because y’all need socialization while Twitter is down for 4-6 hours? Go be productive elsewhere. Go work. Go away.
At what age do you expect people to buy a house with a 50-year mortgage?
Who can afford a home at the age of 18, and be 68 on their last payment? What’s the average lifespan for Americans right now? Because healthcare is about to get even more fucked, so it’s going to diminish.
THINK CRITICALLY.
Who can afford a home at the age of 18, and be 68 on their last payment? What’s the average lifespan for Americans right now? Because healthcare is about to get even more fucked, so it’s going to diminish.
THINK CRITICALLY.
Last week, the internet piled on President Trump's proposal for a 50-year mortgage. But maybe it's not as crazy as it sounds. n.pr/48gBWSR
Is a 50-year mortgage really that much crazier than a 30-year one?
Last week, the internet piled on President Trump's proposal for a 50-year mortgage. But maybe it's not as crazy as it sounds.
n.pr
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
At what age do you expect people to buy a house with a 50-year mortgage?
Who can afford a home at the age of 18, and be 68 on their last payment? What’s the average lifespan for Americans right now? Because healthcare is about to get even more fucked, so it’s going to diminish.
THINK CRITICALLY.
Who can afford a home at the age of 18, and be 68 on their last payment? What’s the average lifespan for Americans right now? Because healthcare is about to get even more fucked, so it’s going to diminish.
THINK CRITICALLY.
Will be SEATED.
Teaser is out for Devil Wears Prada 2 starring Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt, and Stanley Tucci.
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Will be SEATED.
Y’all remember when Sandy was getting divorced after her husband was apparently cheating on her but then it came out that he had pictures doing Nazi salutes and other paraphernalia in his shop? And then she adopted a Black child after the divorce?
Just seems… ya know…
Imma go with Benson.
Just seems… ya know…
Imma go with Benson.
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Y’all remember when Sandy was getting divorced after her husband was apparently cheating on her but then it came out that he had pictures doing Nazi salutes and other paraphernalia in his shop? And then she adopted a Black child after the divorce?
Just seems… ya know…
Imma go with Benson.
Just seems… ya know…
Imma go with Benson.
I don’t like the fact that it’s snowing so quickly that it’s like we’re about to bypass Witch Bitch Autumn.
Although Witch Bitch Winter still follows the alliteration… hmm…
Although Witch Bitch Winter still follows the alliteration… hmm…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I don’t like the fact that it’s snowing so quickly that it’s like we’re about to bypass Witch Bitch Autumn.
Although Witch Bitch Winter still follows the alliteration… hmm…
Although Witch Bitch Winter still follows the alliteration… hmm…
Repost if you have an ass worth smacking 🍑
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Repost if you have an ass worth smacking 🍑
After not having a downstairs neighbor for three months, I forgot how absolutely noisy people can be and how thin the walls are here.
Add that to the fact my landlord hasn’t deposited my rent check yet and I’m just… 🥲
Add that to the fact my landlord hasn’t deposited my rent check yet and I’m just… 🥲
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
After not having a downstairs neighbor for three months, I forgot how absolutely noisy people can be and how thin the walls are here.
Add that to the fact my landlord hasn’t deposited my rent check yet and I’m just… 🥲
Add that to the fact my landlord hasn’t deposited my rent check yet and I’m just… 🥲
Zohran Mamdani is going to be the biggest Russian agent since Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova.
November 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Zohran Mamdani is going to be the biggest Russian agent since Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova.
The city is pretty much up in smoke at this point, and I doubt we’ll know the full extent until tomorrow. The new map is showing the entire city needs to shelter in place.
I just want us to get a break. Between the bank shooting, truck dangling from the bridge, and now this crash? We need to heal.
I just want us to get a break. Between the bank shooting, truck dangling from the bridge, and now this crash? We need to heal.
November 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The city is pretty much up in smoke at this point, and I doubt we’ll know the full extent until tomorrow. The new map is showing the entire city needs to shelter in place.
I just want us to get a break. Between the bank shooting, truck dangling from the bridge, and now this crash? We need to heal.
I just want us to get a break. Between the bank shooting, truck dangling from the bridge, and now this crash? We need to heal.
Glad my bodies internal clock is already catching on to the time change.
November 4, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Glad my bodies internal clock is already catching on to the time change.
Controversial take- If you release an album, you shouldn’t release a new version of said album for at least 8-12 weeks.
Don’t give me no acoustic, orchestrated, stripped down, remix, lofi, none of that shit. People shouldn’t have to go cycle through six variations of something released last month.
Don’t give me no acoustic, orchestrated, stripped down, remix, lofi, none of that shit. People shouldn’t have to go cycle through six variations of something released last month.
November 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Controversial take- If you release an album, you shouldn’t release a new version of said album for at least 8-12 weeks.
Don’t give me no acoustic, orchestrated, stripped down, remix, lofi, none of that shit. People shouldn’t have to go cycle through six variations of something released last month.
Don’t give me no acoustic, orchestrated, stripped down, remix, lofi, none of that shit. People shouldn’t have to go cycle through six variations of something released last month.