faulty cat
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faulty cat
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34 | Me: they/it; icon: she | INxx

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It makes me giggle a little bit on the inside every time my mom says the word "wash"

It's one of the few words she pronounces like Coach Z, so it's like "worsh"

(though, it should be noted that she's southern Midwestern instead of northern)
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I used to think Ralts looked (and even 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥) weird, but I'm starting to like it a lot more now

Thing is, I'm typically not a big fan of humanoid Pokemon -- and this time, I wasn't even sure if they had any eyes

But they're there, and seeing how kind it can be helps me ditch those feelings
November 15, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I keep thinking of Kansas City whenever I see the acronym "KC", even though most of the time it stands for something else
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Person: Curious, what are your favorite flavors?

Me: Mint, anise/fennel, cloves, ginger, citrus, coconut and other tropical flavors, smoked products...

Person: You didn't answer my question, so I guess that means you don't like anything then, hmph
November 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
My least favorite animal is the billionaire.
October 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Remember it is important to not only take care of yourself but your plushies too!
October 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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The Blowjob Brothers and the evil Potato
#PMD
October 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"How do you like your food, mild or spicy?"

𝘚𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘥.

"It got li'l kick, but it ain't gon kick yo nuts off, know wuhh sayin'?"
October 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
As much as what's been happening lately, I think that the "Doom x Animal Crossing" meme might still be one of my favorites.

It's fun to think of Isabelle blasting demons with a Super Shotgun to kill her boredom while the Doom Slayer is on a relaxing fishing trip with one of his new bunny friends!
October 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I'm actually kinda proud of myself! I got people out of a toxic conversation on a MMO yesterday.

Basically, people were bragging and trolling one other. Someone said it became like a nuthouse -- I said it was more like 4chan.

All of a sudden, silence. 5 minutes later, things went back to normal.
October 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I think that if I had to meet Wario in real life, I would probably have to remember to wear some kind of gas mask (or at least fashion some kind of nose plug) beforehand
October 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Dangit. My mental math is starting to falter.

It's as if it's going "aww, this again?"

Come on, now. Stop that.

Don't be like that, because I still need you when we go shopping, because the store labels are poo (or simply don't exist) and you'd rather save phone energy vs open the calculator.
September 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Okay, so this is pretty great lol

This is a joke track that Lee Jackson made before it got turned into something that would be used in Rise of the Triad; story's in the description

www.youtube.com/watch?v=epuU...
Lee Jackson - Oww! (OWW.MTM)
YouTube video by Leonardo “Willie_1978” Luque
www.youtube.com
September 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Just a heads up -- bit of a name change here.

Figure I'd rather let folks know.

(prior handle: magicalmantis)
September 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Ah, yes. Great way to talk to your customers, Pitchford.

Do you ever wonder why people think you're a douchebag? Or do you even care?
September 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
You have to got to be fucking kidding me, Nintendo.

A paywall AND PVP ranking? What the hell are you guys thinking? Anything at all...?!

People are gonna want those stones bad, and they will probably do anything to get them... including illegal stuff. Have fun dealing with that.
This is secret code for "oOOOOooO you will get Nintendo Switch Online for the starter mega stones ooOOooOO"
September 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I think it's just:

a.) These people have never established a positive relationship with a cat (which can be tricky)

b.) They don't realize that cats are just like people in that not all of them are actually people friendly, or prefer different interaction methods

c.) They just don't like cats
September 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
The people that say cats aren't affectionate couldn't be more wrong

One of my cats was constantly meowing for my attention while I was trying to make breakfast

It started rubbing its head and purring when I got down to pet it, showing a face of content

Cats can be absolute lovers, christ
September 9, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Please spread this information people, don't let Pay Pal dox you.
January 31, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I think I actually prefer reading dates in mm/dd format... playing enough video games makes me sometimes interpret it as world/area lol

But then there's also only 12 months as opposed to 28 to 31 days (even though days are shorter than months in terms of length)

That's just my take on it though
September 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Hey Firefox users.
August 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
August 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Public PSA. Please repost so this reaches others. Your accounts are at risk.

Do NOT respond to DM's that start with "Hi, do you have a minute?" or "Hello, are you busy at the moment?"

They're hacked accounts. Do NOT add them on Discord under any circumstance. Report them, they are exploiting. +
August 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Sketched some Deltarune characters during a drawpile and thought i'd share them in here, sorry if they're a bit rough on the edges
August 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Been playing a little bit more Tower -- gotta say, things feel quite nice for the most part!

FPS has been pretty consistent. Maybe a slight hiccup, though I tend not to notice it.

Had a bit of choppy gameplay last night during one minigame, though I played another one this morning and it was fine.
August 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM