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aqualung, motherfucker

@ponfarrporfavor.bsky.social

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👁️ 🎒 🌧️ unhinged, truly. Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick? Tekeli-li !¡!🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 this ain’t murdermile, that’s just the way that I smile I follow back people with cat pfp/accounts but being placed in a starter pack has my feed full of neo lib bs.

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aqualung, motherfucker @ponfarrporfavor.bsky.social · 22h

I know of a good check cashing place

aqualung, motherfucker @ponfarrporfavor.bsky.social · 22h

Favorite non-electrical kitchen appliances that I own

Iron skillet (obviously)
Aero press
Bamboo steamer

Ricer is a runner up

aqualung, motherfucker @ponfarrporfavor.bsky.social · 1d

Too much human interaction for me.

aqualung, motherfucker @ponfarrporfavor.bsky.social · 1d

Do I have to deal with the general public or can I just sit there ?

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aqualung, motherfucker @ponfarrporfavor.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve been on an Adam Wiltzie and Brambles binge.

aqualung, motherfucker @ponfarrporfavor.bsky.social · 2d

I have to keep my hands in my pockets to keep from doing this. I’m not sure which is weirder.

aqualung, motherfucker @ponfarrporfavor.bsky.social · 2d

I used to slay at badminton but after a 20 year hiatus, it’s easy to fuck your already fucked back up on a lunge.

aqualung, motherfucker @ponfarrporfavor.bsky.social · 10d

Why are my friends so awesome !? Yall making me cry and shit

aqualung, motherfucker @ponfarrporfavor.bsky.social · 10d

Ohioans represent !!

aqualung, motherfucker @ponfarrporfavor.bsky.social · 10d

She could drag me over the rainbow …

aqualung, motherfucker @ponfarrporfavor.bsky.social · 11d

Telling mfrs im a wild card and then them being surprised. I only spit truth :)

aqualung, motherfucker @ponfarrporfavor.bsky.social · 11d

Seriously, yall fuckwits can drown on your own piss

aqualung, motherfucker @ponfarrporfavor.bsky.social · 11d

Burn in hell

Reposted by aqualung, motherfucker

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11d

They Live is a fantastic film but every time I introduce it to a Gen Z friend I'm reminded that the plot boils down to, "two hobos carry out a series of workplace mass shootings because they believe half the population are aliens wearing human skin"

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aqualung, motherfucker @ponfarrporfavor.bsky.social · 11d

Once again, y’all is inclusive . Don’t come at me with your bullshit

aqualung, motherfucker @ponfarrporfavor.bsky.social · 11d

I’ll hold off a few before I like this post. Love yall

aqualung, motherfucker @ponfarrporfavor.bsky.social · 11d

Full disclosure, coffee and cigarettes are better than peanut butter and chocolate . Someone needed to speak some truth up in this bitch.

aqualung, motherfucker @ponfarrporfavor.bsky.social · 11d

But my first plug was my first love

aqualung, motherfucker @ponfarrporfavor.bsky.social · 11d

Some are seeking in search of like Nimoy
I'm a peace-loving decoy
Ready for retaliation
I change the whole occasion to a pine box, six-under
Impulsive, don't ask why or wonder

aqualung, motherfucker @ponfarrporfavor.bsky.social · 11d

I need a gun to keep myself among
The poor people who are burning in the sun
But they ain't got a chance
They ain't got a chance
I need a gun
'Cause all I do is dance
'Cause all I do is dance

aqualung, motherfucker @ponfarrporfavor.bsky.social · 12d

My main man trying to steal some 7up

aqualung, motherfucker @ponfarrporfavor.bsky.social · 12d

Rewatching the dark knight for the 1000th time. Upon learning about Ledger’s death , I was eyeballs deep in an eight ball of crack, drunk, and on whatever amount of OxyContin I needed at the time. Shame the guy couldn’t handle his drugs . Rest in peace buddy

aqualung, motherfucker @ponfarrporfavor.bsky.social · 12d

@bungie fix your shit or go under

aqualung, motherfucker @ponfarrporfavor.bsky.social · 12d

Yall mother fuckers ever going to fix this fucking game ?