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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸
@poofbirb.bsky.social
· Nov 30
i can tell which cat it is by the sound of the puking
the problem with art is that you are looking into the mind of an artist which is just not very realistic
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
the problem with art is that you are looking into the mind of an artist which is just not very realistic
watched a movie and it wasn't good and i said FUCK i was so mad
December 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
watched a movie and it wasn't good and i said FUCK i was so mad
if you try to hold two ideas in your head at once you could explode or your eyeballs pop out
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
if you try to hold two ideas in your head at once you could explode or your eyeballs pop out
i love bodega cat
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
i love bodega cat
remember in windows 98 when you would accidentally get the infinite tits computer virus
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
remember in windows 98 when you would accidentally get the infinite tits computer virus
stream of consciousness from my face to your head to my mouth
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
stream of consciousness from my face to your head to my mouth
if it's on here it's probably not normal
November 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
if it's on here it's probably not normal
the subtle difference between overbuilt and wizard built
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
the subtle difference between overbuilt and wizard built
protecting stray cats is a moral imperative. cockass fuck
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
protecting stray cats is a moral imperative. cockass fuck
Then why did my wife burp in my face?
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Then why did my wife burp in my face?
an american holiday to celebrate overeating
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
an american holiday to celebrate overeating
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Reposted by Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸
Piss is a sometimes treat
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Piss is a sometimes treat
eat a whole pizza, shit your pants 10 hours later
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
eat a whole pizza, shit your pants 10 hours later
if i drink my own piss, can i sustain myself without water?
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
if i drink my own piss, can i sustain myself without water?
American software company to invent the most retarded dog possible
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
American software company to invent the most retarded dog possible
i wonder if anyone has tried to make an area rug out of cat hairballs
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
i wonder if anyone has tried to make an area rug out of cat hairballs
pepperoni dogfart
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
pepperoni dogfart
"its a pendulum swing" no its a socialist
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
"its a pendulum swing" no its a socialist
the poop is coming to your house
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
the poop is coming to your house
the government should just give the country to someone else. france or Canada or something
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
the government should just give the country to someone else. france or Canada or something
fart of the deal 🤝
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
fart of the deal 🤝
its impossible for me to use the internet because its constantly asking me if im human
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
its impossible for me to use the internet because its constantly asking me if im human
smart people who are constantly wrong on purpose just to be combative
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
smart people who are constantly wrong on purpose just to be combative