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Babs
@fannyomaha.bsky.social
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I swear to god you sons of bitches better be acting normal (if I should be following you and I'm not, DM and I'll fix that) Banner image by https://@gadzooksbazooka.bsky.social
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · Nov 15
I'm an anarcho-communist and I'm going to talk shit about liberalism. Don't follow me if you don't want to see that I guess
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 5h
My customers will be hearing doing it songs in the background of all my calls for the rest of the day
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 5h
Oh my god, that's terrible. Incredible artist
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 1d
I'm sorry but I shut down and went catatonic at the phrase "my teenager" and I was unable to finish the sentence
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 1d
Absolutely bonkers to say there's no autism among a demographic that spends all day woodworking
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 3d
I have mint growing as weeds in my back yard, I'll bring some right over
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 3d
You want to financially abuse a lady? That's a really fucking weird thing to admit in public
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 5d
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 5d
Promo my ass, I paid $6 for this thing lol
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 5d
It's honestly so strong and brave of me to quit smoking when I had a lighter this cool
A bic lighter with a picture of a chimp. The chimp has a banana peel on their head and is holding a giant banana
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 5d
This is Chris's fault he kept talking about quitting and I agreed but I was kind of calling his bluff
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 5d
I hate that they're single use batteries so I don't plan on using them for long but they get the job done
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 5d
Take my word for it, it's really disgusting. It tastes like what it does to your cardiovascular system
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 5d
I don't think I was able to even fully inhale it was so repellant
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 5d
Me looking incredibly cool hitting a geek bar
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 5d
I got very drunk on Saturday and tried to take a drag off my friend's cigarette and it was so bad it basically cured me of wanting to smoke ever again. I don't know who I am anymore. Rip to a real one, I guess
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 5d
I worked with a chef who was from a big beet producing town in Michigan and he couldn't stand the smell of any beets at all because of that smell
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 5d
It's been 3 weeks since I've had a cigarette. I've just been sucking on a geek bar like a literal child, very embarrassing stuff
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 6d
We also harassed our ways into some free sparkling water and fazolis gave me a gift card because I was so good at saying they did 9/11
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 6d
This is what some of y'all's mutual aid requests look like
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 7d
Gonna be honest, it's real hard to put one foot in front of the other knowing that our species is facing extinction because a bunch of media assholes got told that their choices affect other people
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 7d
EXCLUSIVE
CBS News taps Adam Rubenstein — once ostracized at NY Times for liking Chick-fil-A — as new deputy editor
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 8d
I legitimately did not know his game. Too sprung an ass for royalty, took me right out of the drama
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 8d
Matt Smith's surprisingly juicy ass is the only thing I remember about that show
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 10d
That disturbed cover is music for cops to cry to
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 10d
Same. Happy birthday to the dull, top 40 bullshit but the first two Butch Vig produced albums were the only pumpkins worth listening to
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Babs @fannyomaha.bsky.social · 11d
Trump Covid day is still spoken of in our home as an extremely fond memory and possibly as the last time either of us felt real hope
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Lioness @insanemistress.bsky.social · 11d
Happy anniversary of Trump testing positive for covid for those who celebrate!
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