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the name’s self explanatory.
Welcome to “cleaning-every-other-day” season. Proudly sponsored by degreaser and chain lube
December 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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a printed copy of the equitas health name and gender change guide for ohio residents

equitashealth.com/our-services...
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
can anybody within the sound of my voice recommend a good entry level soldering station for learning how to do electrical repair work??

(pls help, I feel so stupid 🥺)
December 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Out of context reply of the day
December 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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that tweet is from 2021 so adjusted for inflation it's $15.73 per hour
December 9, 2025 at 11:34 AM
the song “Slob on My Nob” raises a lot of questions about just how tf you people are all eating corn ☹️
December 9, 2025 at 11:28 AM
*record needle scratch* “Okay, so you’re probably wondering how I got myself into this mess…”
December 9, 2025 at 11:07 AM
gm
December 9, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I’m watching Piers Morgan interview Nick Fuentes because I think I must hate myself.
December 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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The fuck is a jingle horse
December 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Okay, so they’re acknowledging the fact that the public very much IS NOT IN FAVOR OF THIS because they had the foresight to turn the comments off, but not the foresight to just not make the awful thing nobody likes in the first place?
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad

The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'

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December 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
what do you want to bet this article actually gives the real reason for that? lol
December 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
gonna tell my kids this was lemon party
Me and the fellas beating the toxic masculinity out of each others souls
December 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Paramount Launches Hostile Bid for Warner Bros. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

“The Paramount offer for the entirety of WBD provides shareholders $18 billion more in cash than the Netflix consideration."
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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BREAKING: Paramount Skydance has launched a hostile bid to buy Warner Bros. Discovery.
December 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Also, it’s funny- so when I was like 8 or 9 I remember I did the math on how old my parents were and when Woodstock happened and where they were both living in the country at the time, and they both would have been 23-25 living within driving distance, so I asked them if they went
Can someone explain to me what this “millennial optimism” nonsense zoomers keep talking about is? Because I lived through that era and nobody told me about it. I was depressed as hell, but apparently everyone else was having the best time?
December 8, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Can someone explain to me what this “millennial optimism” nonsense zoomers keep talking about is? Because I lived through that era and nobody told me about it. I was depressed as hell, but apparently everyone else was having the best time?
December 8, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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Bluesky’s head of trust & safety responding with a sarcastic image macro to a woman upset her husband was kidnapped by ICE is embarrassingly unprofessional & cruel behavior.

that account was then banned by Bluesky Trust & Safety. horrendously poor community management. what purpose does this serve?
December 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
For some people making yo-yo friends as an adult can be difficult, so it can sometimes help to come up with a fun nickname 😎
December 8, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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Cinelli - Milano 1950 🚲 🙀 😻
#illustration #art #design #bikesky #bici #vintage #bicycle #bike #fahrrad #自転車 #streetstyle #fun #cycling #cyclinglife #bikelife #biking #bicicleta #velo #cycle 🚲 🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️🚵‍♂️ 🚵‍♀️ #vélo
December 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Okay, but do you see what I’m saying? If you build good, accessible, functional pedestrian infrastructure people use it
December 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
my downstairs neighbor and I are currently watching the same football game and I can tell because my house is one thousand years old and the walls are paper thin ☹️
December 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
okay now but see that’s where you’re wrong
December 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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The European Federation of Journalists (EFJ) announced that it will no longer publish content on Elon Musk’s platform, X. The organization said it can “no longer ethically participate in a social network that its owner has transformed into a machine of disinformation and propaganda.”
European Federation of Journalists to stop posting content on X
The EFJ represents over 295,000 journalists in 44 countries.
www.thelondoneconomic.com
December 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I’m trying to shop for glasses frames and I keep finding pairs I *kind of* like, but they’re slightly off. So I keep clicking “similar items” until they look closer and closer to what I’m picturing in my head and it takes a while but I finally get there!
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM