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the name’s self explanatory.
holy shit.
December 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
oof. 😮‍💨 well, shit.
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
You have to understand: this is the absolute best system possible.
December 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
After looking this over- I’m pretty sure this is more illustrative of the fact that I don’t really use youtube the way most people use youtube
December 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
3rd shift at the dick sucking factory
December 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Listen, I know half this site all consider themselves the second coming of Vladimir Lenin, and that electoralism is a distraction from revolution and blah blah blah.

Yeah, cool man- whatever. But if nothing else this gives hard data that shows just how drastically the country has moved
December 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
you didn’t grow up with a chopstick drawer?
December 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
hey, a win is a win- congratulations
December 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
They used to sell them in the vending machine at a place I used to work for a number of years so I think I developed Amy’s Stockholm Syndrome where now they’re weirdly comfort food for me, but I’m pretty sure it’s just bc I was kind of forced to
December 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
having someone block you because *they* were being obnoxious is pretty wild.
December 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
thoughts on Amy’s?
December 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
the final nail in the coffin that made me have to admit I really can’t keep following Liz Bruenig was when I heard her begin her defense of her (bc of course she defended her 🙄) by saying she always thought she was a talented writer.

she said that and then it got worse.
December 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
somebody said “how are you gonna have a billion dollars and still look like you were rendered on PS2 graphics?”

but it wasn’t me. I would never say anything like that. 😇
December 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
presented without comment
December 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
not gonna lie, Josh Groban's starting to sound pretty good right now
December 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I wonder does this person just go through life assuming the world at large all listen to his music? like why wouldn’t you start that with, “so do you like Josh Groban? No? Okay nevermind”
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
“hey, so do you guys sell any that work, but in a really labored way where it seems like it’s having a difficult time?”
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
this, but unironically
December 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM