holy shit.

oof. 😮‍💨 well, shit.

You have to understand: this is the absolute best system possible.

After looking this over- I’m pretty sure this is more illustrative of the fact that I don’t really use youtube the way most people use youtube

3rd shift at the dick sucking factory

Listen, I know half this site all consider themselves the second coming of Vladimir Lenin, and that electoralism is a distraction from revolution and blah blah blah.

Yeah, cool man- whatever. But if nothing else this gives hard data that shows just how drastically the country has moved

you didn’t grow up with a chopstick drawer?

hey, a win is a win- congratulations

They used to sell them in the vending machine at a place I used to work for a number of years so I think I developed Amy’s Stockholm Syndrome where now they’re weirdly comfort food for me, but I’m pretty sure it’s just bc I was kind of forced to

having someone block you because *they* were being obnoxious is pretty wild.

thoughts on Amy’s?

the final nail in the coffin that made me have to admit I really can’t keep following Liz Bruenig was when I heard her begin her defense of her (bc of course she defended her 🙄) by saying she always thought she was a talented writer.

she said that and then it got worse.

[a few moments later]

somebody said “how are you gonna have a billion dollars and still look like you were rendered on PS2 graphics?”

but it wasn’t me. I would never say anything like that. 😇

presented without comment

not gonna lie, Josh Groban's starting to sound pretty good right now

I wonder does this person just go through life assuming the world at large all listen to his music? like why wouldn’t you start that with, “so do you like Josh Groban? No? Okay nevermind”

“hey, so do you guys sell any that work, but in a really labored way where it seems like it’s having a difficult time?”

this, but unironically