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nsfw dirty doodles and such. well over the age of 18. do not interact if under 18.
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"I could be your wife."

from "caught in a waking dream", which I have been OBSESSED about forever. seriously. I think about it and those lines all the fucking time. archiveofourown.org/works/39053946

#OFMDNSFW #gentlebeard

[orig. posted 09.18.22]
Ed is lying on his front. He is clean-shaven, and a small pearl earring hangs from his ear. He's wearing a nightgown and it's pushed up around his waist. Stede lies on top of him, naked and fucking him. One hand is pushing Ed's hair away from his neck, and the other is on Ed's hip. He's saying to Ed, "My lovely wife"
November 24, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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poorlyporned.bsky.social
was thinking about Stede's legs and how much Ed would enjoy them around his head

#ofmd #gentlebeard #ofmdart #ofmdnsfw

[orig. posted 05.03.22]
Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're both naked, lying in bed. Stede is on his back, arms stretched over his head. Ed is between his legs, head in crotch in an implied blowjop. Stede's legs are pressed around his head, over Ed's shoulders, toes curled.
August 26, 2023 at 8:31 PM
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poorlyporned.bsky.social
day 8: rimming

I mean, did you think I could pass this day up? as I say time and time again: this fandom needs more rimming

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard #nsfw
Ed is lying on his front, head turned to the side, eyes shut and mouth open in a moan. His left hand is clenched in a fist. His left leg is pulled up to the side. Stede is leaning over him, head at Ed's ass, eating him out. Stede's right hand is on Ed's thigh. Ed's right hand is clenching Stede's thigh by his head.
December 9, 2024 at 4:00 AM
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poorlyporned.bsky.social
little sketch I did last year that I never posted over here.

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Ed is on his hands and knees, head turned to the right, eyes closed and mouth open in pleasure. he's wearing a holly earring, elbow length gloves with white fur trim, and a corset belt that has jingle bells on it along with a sprig of mistletoe tied to the back. there is also a bell hanging from his nipple. Stede is behind him, eating him out, face buried in Ed's ass. Stede is wearing a turtleneck and a Santa hat.
December 24, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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poorlyporned.bsky.social
merry christmas, ya filthy animals

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Ed is on Stede's lap, riding his dick. He's wearing fake elf ears, a red and green stocking hat with a jingle bell on the end, a green collar with pointy flappy bits with jingle bells attached, a matching belt, red and green fingerless gloves, and red and white striped stockings. he also has jingle bells attached to his nipple rings. the bells are all bouncing with him and ringing. Stede is looking up at him, smiling as Ed pulls his fake beard down to uncover his mouth. Stede is dressed fully as Santa, with the trousers pushed down mid-thigh
December 25, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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poorlyporned.bsky.social
people keep reminding me of old art I haven't posted yet over here

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Ed is lying on his back, naked. His right arm is stretched out, fingers clawing, and his left arm is bent up alongside his head. His head is thrown back in ecstasy, eyes closed and mouth open. His nipple is pierced with a silver ring, and he has a prince albert and a jacob's ladder in his dick. His legs are around Stede's head, who is also naked, lying on his front with his face buried in Ed's ass. Part of his beard is visible, and he is freckled all over.
September 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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poorlyformed.bsky.social
it's #SmallBusinessSaturday! if you're looking to support a qpoc artist, I'm having a big sale on everything in my shop!

poorlyformed.com/shop/
graphic promoting my sale of 30% off everything
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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poorlyformed.bsky.social
my Black Friday sale starts tomorrow! 30% off everything on my site. EVERYTHING!!! No code needed.
graphic promoting my Black Friday sale with a few of my products
November 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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poorlyporned.bsky.social
"you wear fine things well"

#ofmd #ofmdart #gentlebeard #ofmdnsfw

[originally posted 03.16.22]
illustration of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is seated on an undrawn perch, a golden silk robe falling around him. He is nude and his hair is loose. His right leg is bent and held up by Stede, who is also nude and fucking him. They are kissing, Ed's left hand grasping Stede's head to pull him closer.
August 28, 2023 at 8:01 PM
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fun fact: this was the only art of mine on ig that David Jenkins ever liked (tbf it was a slightly cropped version, but still)

[originally posted 03.17.22]

#ofmd #ofmdart #gentlebeard #ofmdnsfw
illustration of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He is in side-profile, shown from torso up, and appears naked. His hair is pulled up and his head is bowed, eyes closed. He is tied up in shibari. Behind him, only Stede's right arm is available, wearing a light red dressing gown. He is rubbing his knuckles gently down the back of Ed's neck.
August 27, 2023 at 4:55 PM
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poorlyporned.bsky.social
still really love this piece I did for the A-to-Z of Ed Teach zine

#gentlebeard #ofmdnsfw
Ed is kneeling, back to the viewer, legs spread apart. His head is turned slightly to the right so that you can see his eyelashes, showing his eyes are closed. His hair is piled on top of his head, held in place by the black cravat, and he is wearing the pearl necklace. He is bound in gold rope, tied to form an X over his back; the rope is also around his arms. A bejeweled butt plug is visible between his cheeks.
August 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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astridoverthere.bsky.social
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
poorlyporned.bsky.social
my last two pieces for this fic. it was a joy to work with the good doctor.

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Ed is lying naked on a bed (it's not shown in the drawing but his arms are bound to the headboard and there is a spreader bar between his legs.) Stede is kneeling next to him, fully clothed and jerking him off. He tells Ed "I think you have more in you." Ed is stuck in a wall, upper half on one side, lower on the other. the wall is cross-sectgioned to show he's resting on a plank within the wall. his pants are around his ankles. Stede is fully nude and fucking him from behind, one hand on Ed's hip. the other is on the wall, and he's looking down. Ed's arms are braced on the other side of the wall, like he's trying to push himself back on Stede's cock.
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
poorlyporned.bsky.social
#OFMDKinktober25 day 21: leather and spanking

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Ed is seated on the edge of a bed. he is wearing (all black leather) a biker cap, harness, chaps, boots, and gloves. his right arm is raised, holding a paddle. Stede is across his lap, wearing only a leather jockstrap and harness. his ass is red and has marks on it.
October 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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poorlyformed.bsky.social
yeah okay fine

#ofmdart #gentlebeard
sketch of Ed and Stede facing each other, smiling softly. Stede has his left hand on Ed's waist. Stede is wearing a sleeveless and backless buttonup with a tie and pants with a lace-up front. Ed is in a suit with the dress shirt unbuttoned low, his hair up in a loose chignon
October 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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#OFMDKinktober25 day 18: coming untouched

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Stede is spread-eagled on a bed, ankles and wrists chained to the headboard and footboard. Ed is riding him, eyes closed and head thrown back as he comes. come is splattered all over Stede's belly and chest, even on his mouth. Stede is saying “That’s it, darling, just like that, so beautiful...”
October 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
poorlyporned.bsky.social
#OFMDKinktober25 day 18: coming untouched

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Stede is spread-eagled on a bed, ankles and wrists chained to the headboard and footboard. Ed is riding him, eyes closed and head thrown back as he comes. come is splattered all over Stede's belly and chest, even on his mouth. Stede is saying “That’s it, darling, just like that, so beautiful...”
October 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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#OFMDKinktober25 day 17: chastity device and fisting

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Stede is on his back, head propped up by a pillow, pulling his legs back to his chest. he looks flustered and a little overwhelmed, blushing all over. he is wearing a cock cage. Ed kneels before him, hair up in a messy bun, wearing a black crop top and panties. he's wrist deep in Stede's hole with his left arm, his right hand bracing on Stede's leg. he's watching his fist disappear into Stede, blushing a little.
October 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
poorlyporned.bsky.social
#OFMDKinktober25 day 17: chastity device and fisting

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Stede is on his back, head propped up by a pillow, pulling his legs back to his chest. he looks flustered and a little overwhelmed, blushing all over. he is wearing a cock cage. Ed kneels before him, hair up in a messy bun, wearing a black crop top and panties. he's wrist deep in Stede's hole with his left arm, his right hand bracing on Stede's leg. he's watching his fist disappear into Stede, blushing a little.
October 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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#OFMDKinktober25 day 16: public/semi-public sex

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Stede and Ed are on a hotel balcony, Stede behind Ed, fucking him. His face is pressed into Ed's head, eyes closed and mouth open wide as if he were panting or moaning. He has on a polo shirt, and his pants are shoved down mid-thign. Ed looking over his shoulder at him, eyes half-closed. He has on a t-shirt with a wide neck, exposing his right shoulder, and denim cutoffs pushed down mid-thigh. His arms are braced on the railing. Stede's right arm is around his chest, pushing his shirt up, and Stede's left hand is just barely visible jerking him off. Plants surround them, and in the background at some distance, people are visible hanging around a pool.
October 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
poorlyporned.bsky.social
#OFMDKinktober25 day 16: public/semi-public sex

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Stede and Ed are on a hotel balcony, Stede behind Ed, fucking him. His face is pressed into Ed's head, eyes closed and mouth open wide as if he were panting or moaning. He has on a polo shirt, and his pants are shoved down mid-thign. Ed looking over his shoulder at him, eyes half-closed. He has on a t-shirt with a wide neck, exposing his right shoulder, and denim cutoffs pushed down mid-thigh. His arms are braced on the railing. Stede's right arm is around his chest, pushing his shirt up, and Stede's left hand is just barely visible jerking him off. Plants surround them, and in the background at some distance, people are visible hanging around a pool.
October 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
poorlyporned.bsky.social
#OFMDKinktober25 day 15: predicament bondage and anal hook

#ofmdnsfw #IzzyHands
Izzy is naked save for a simple black harness and black cuffs on his wrists and ankles (including the wooden one.) He is forced to squat because short chains connect his wrist cuffs to the ankle ones. An anal hook has been inserted in him, attached to a bit in his mouth, forcing his head up if he wants relief from it. He is sweating visibly.
October 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
poorlyporned.bsky.social
#OFMDKinktober25 day 14: stockings and pet play

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Ed is wearing black cat ears, paw mitts, a tail, and a black collar that says 'kitten'. Stede is seated on a chair, only his bestockinged leg visible along with a hand petting Ed's hair. Ed is holding onto his leg and rubbing his face against the stocking.
October 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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#OFMDKinktober25 day 13: breeding and monsterfucking

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Stede is a huge werewolf and he is standing on his hind legs, holding up Ed to his chest while fucking him with a huge cock, knot ready to push inside Ed. He's got one giant hand holding Ed by the torso while the other is jerking him off. Ed is having a great time, head thrown back in ecstacy as he clings to Stede's fur.
October 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
poorlyporned.bsky.social
btw while I've decided to try and take it easy this kinktober and not stress out about doing EVERY day, I do want to go back and do some of the days I've missed. I got accepted to nycc last minute so had to pause for a few days but I am getting back on track now.
October 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM