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Nerdfighter. Writer. John Green once bought my husband and me a mixer. She/Her saramazariegos.com

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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · Mar 2

Last night, when we rode the Haunted Mansion back-to-back...

GHOST HOST: Now I will lower the safety bar and a ghost will follow you home! Ahahaha!
LUIS: The ghost that follows us will be like, "Ooh, I'm following you h-- wait, I'm back in the Haunted Mansion."

Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 2h

I updated my website! On jury duty, improv, and plot twists. 👀 saramazariegos.com

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hopeful romantic writer

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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 1d

I was dismissed from jury duty during the voir dire. I literally blanked on the name of my company when I was telling the judge & lawyers I need to be at work since I'm the only one in the office. I blanked and panicked and they let me leave.

I tried not to look so relieved.

a cartoon character says i 'm anxiety hello everybody !

Alt: Anxiety from Inside Out 2, introducing herself. She's orange and looks like a Muppet. I love her sfm

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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 5d

We just watched "Fishes" from Season 2. 😮

Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 5d

The Bear gives me a headache sometimes.

a man standing in a kitchen with a box of canola oil

Alt: Carm from The Bear, being stressed out in the kitchen. Could be any episode.

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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 6d

I updated my website! On New York, appreciating art, and being flexible. ✨ saramazariegos.com

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hopeful romantic writer

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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 6d

I finished reading Practical Magic and watched the movie the next day.

I prefer the book, but the movie is cute. It features little baby Evan Rachel Wood!

a young girl with red hair and overalls smiles for the camera

Alt: Little Evan Rachel Wood (she looks about ten here.)

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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 7d

I requested "Being Alive" at Gayle's Broadway Rose in NYC for our anniversary and a nice waiter named Willem sang it for us. I cried into my margarita, in a good way. 😭💖

Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 10d

My favorite (since Gonzo and Grover aren't there) at the Museum of the Moving Image

Me and Zoot the saxophone player in Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem from The Muppets. I'm wearing my Pizza John shirt as well.

Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 11d

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social Just watched you on The Muppet Show. They should've let you do more impressions. 💙

Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 11d

Anniversary weekend begins! We've been married for 8 years on the 14th. 💞

Luis and I walking away from the camera and toward our wedding venue. He's wearing a blue suit and brown shoes; I'm wearing a tea-length white wedding dress with an orange sash around my waist, orange heels, and an orange petticoat. We're holding hands.

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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 12d

I love telling my work that I'm not going to be at work.

Anniversary trip starts tomorrow!!!

Love You GIF

Alt: Images of New York

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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 12d

I think she likes us.

Boo the little white cat laying on Luis's leg but also touching my lap with a paw

Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 13d

I'm not the only one who panics and swipes at my arm, only to realize it's a piece of my own hair and not a spider crawling on me, right?

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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 14d

I updated my website! ✨ On New York, government shutdowns, writing, and how many books are too many books to bring to jury duty. saramazariegos.com

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hopeful romantic writer

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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 18d

*I should say REwatched because I've seen them at least 5 times already 😅

Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 18d

I went back and watched @hankgreen.bsky.social & @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social's first Vlogbrothers videos because of reasons and now "Crazy" is in my head. 😬 but otherwise 😍

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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 20d

Oh hey, probably not going to be able to go inside Alexander Hamilton's house for our anniversary because of the stupid government shutdown. Small beans compared to all the people who can't work, etc but an example of how it doesn't just affect DC. 😢

Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 20d

ME: I'll be able to find that again in my YouTube history

ME: *hours later, scrolling through video after video of Pikmin noises that Luis played for me* Oh wow, it's buried. I don't even remember what it was.

Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 21d

I updated my website! On vaccinations, late night talk show hosts, and writing. saramazariegos.com

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hopeful romantic writer

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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 25d

Boo has something in common with @hankgreen.bsky.social 🥹

Boo the little white Siamese cat. She's missing an ear. It was removed in April due to cancer and she's in remission!

Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 25d

😭 Nooo

Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 25d

I just wouldn't rewatch the movie 😭

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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 25d

Have I told y'all about the drink I "invented?" Baja blast + rum

Baja Blast Off!

🥂 Happy freaking Friday

Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 27d

ME: I'm going to take time off from writing until November so I can rest my brain and relax.
ALSO ME: I'm working on an outline for a really intricate magical realism time travel romance!
ME:

Umm David Rose GIF

Alt: David Rose from Schitt's Creek holding a stack of papers and looking like "umm..."

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Sara! @posthumorously.dftba.social · 27d

When I was in 7th grade, I decided to tell my foreign language class – and ONLY my foreign language class – to call me Shelly.

Imagine how confused my classmates felt when they were with me in other classes. 🫣 One of them called me out on it. "No one calls you that in Math."