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What's grubs got to do got to do with it
What's grubs but shrimp out of the ocean
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Hi I'm Bex! I'm based in the UK and I make "Palaeoplushies" - Palaeontologically Accurate Plushies! I also make other animals (mostly fish).

Check out my work here: www.palaeoplushies.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Shadowbringers plot summary
December 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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We, The Fleet is eligible! Here I am, actually talking about a story I did that is actually eligible! There! I've done it! Also give it a read or a listen I am very proud of it: clarkesworldmagazine.com/singer_05_25/
December 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I regret to inform you that the character designs in the after years are UTTERLY swagless. You couldn't have gotten an amano impersonator to design these? Where are the patterns? Where is the Kabuki makeup? The hooded man doesn't even have a hood???????
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Anyway turns out ffiv the after years is on Android and so obviously that's my next move. I do think it's hilarious that they named it like a reunion special for a beloved sitcom tho
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Charmin is anxious and doesn't go outside and never forgives a slight but she's also the bravest and most stalwart creature I know because she will perch unbothered on my butt when I'm absolutely ripping ass
December 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Melodious toots
December 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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All these studios adding AI chatbots in their games, meanwhile we made a better one two years ago with Cryptmaster without using a speck of AI. Just smart writing and good voice acting 😎
December 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Today's phrase that's rolling around in my head like a penny in a washing machine:

The presidents daughter has been kidnapped. It's up to us.
December 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Throwback to Largest Lad
December 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Anyway this is a day late but the only thing better than kain amano clown drip has to be this American design, kain slutbutt coolsocks
December 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I wanna give salmon a bath just for the joy of bullying him. Cat come over here you're showering too
November 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
*plays victory fanfare loud as hell* I wa wa wa wa waaaaaaa want to showerrrrrr
November 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
*final pam voice* I do this
November 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Gambling and associated dark patterns
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I am not one of those who wrong their hands about becoming just like their mother, because my mom is empiricly the best person on earth, with one exception....
November 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Worst part of ff4's ending is finding out kane is blonde
Best part is in voluntary demilitarization of the dwarves. Could you even imagine. I guess that's why it's a fantasy. A final one at that.
November 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
WE GOT PANEL LAYOUTS

wish i knew how comics look tho
November 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
something very Aesthetic about this stage in viewpoint preview renders when it's in the early stages of samplin
November 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Who wants inconsequential Lore™ about my bird character, who is a lizard woman? Ok here we go
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
All salmon does is stare and be naughty and a few other things
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I think black masks are getting a bad rap because of the racist abductionist paramilitary fucks wearing them,

shame,.because that's the color I use at work (goes with my work mood!) and also I CANNOT BE IN PUBLIC without one, on account of being sick forever

My offwork masks are shiny rainbow :)
November 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Ok so apppppppparently I've been over watering the large planter enough that it had standing water in it
And that standing water was enough to water the other plants off of.....

I think we learned a valuable lesson here
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Having to pay for a premium subscription to the fucking weather to be able to see the 72 hour forecast is some shit that if you saw in a scifi work you'd be like.... Hm. Little heavy handed. And yet reality never fails to disappoint in dumb new ways
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The ff pixel remasters are worth the 40 dollar sale price for the amano galleries alone l. He apparently LOVED terra but more importantly, look at this fucking babygirl
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM