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PrecociousPlum
@precociousplum.bsky.social
A plum on her way to being a prune ✨
Here for the HMJ brain rot 🍏🌈

Will block non-HMJ folk with abandon 🤸‍♀️
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The discord server has been created! If you’d like to join, please DM me or comment here and I’ll send you the invite link!!

(Trying to avoid a bunch of random people from joining if I publicly post the link!)
Would anyone be interested in an accountability buddy for things like making art, crafting, or reading? Or even a discord group if there are enough of us? 🎨🧶📖
Goosetav wants to know if you’ll be his valentine and got you a box of conversation hearts 🩷🩵💚
February 14, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Fully regressing into my art school undergrad self with late-night lino block carving and lots of Arcade Fire 🫠
February 12, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Have been photographing initials that match my own (for my actual name) as I work with our collection and figured I should do the same thing for Plum

This one was the first I’ve seen in a while that featured animals!
February 12, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Feeling very “Kim, there’s people that are dying” about my coworker right now
February 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
We’re getting emo on the yacht this morning get in hereeee
This morning’s hangout is sponsored by my “Music to Feel Like an Emo 6th Grader” playlist 🖤 password is star

hangout.fm/dancefloor/Y...
Hangout
Listen to music the the hangout Yacht This A hodgepodge of music and vibes
hangout.fm
February 11, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Bit of rainbow this morning 🌈
February 11, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Big news: Plum is going up on her meds!!! *airhorns*🎉🍾🥂✨ *swelling orchestra* 🪩🌈🙌💥 *crowds cheering* 💫🎂🏆🪄 *confetti falling from sky*
February 10, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Did you know that you can just eat an assortment of dips for lunch and no one on god’s green earth can stop you
February 9, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Gonna be riding the high of 5 minutes at the DJ Fishbob set for as long as I can 🪩✨🌈
a girl with blonde hair is sitting on a boat with her eyes closed and her hands on her face .
Alt: a girl with blonde hair is sitting on a boat with her eyes closed and her hands on her face .
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February 8, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I love my wedding dress so much and I would love to wear it again but there’s nowhere to wear it? But it’s so beautiful and makes me feel so beautiful? Someone please invent a reason that will allow me to wear it again
February 7, 2026 at 8:55 PM
It is nigh 10:00pm and unfortunately I have ‘Skeleton Boy’ stuck in my head so I fear I must simply dance it out 😔

youtu.be/nIEbdCI-YFA
Skeleton Boy
YouTube video by Friendly Fires - Topic
youtu.be
February 7, 2026 at 5:58 AM
They will not be ready in time to get to you by Valentine’s Day (I think), but I would still like to send y’all valentines and some little treats!! 💜 Please DM me your address if you’d like one 🌷🌼🌻
Cookin’ up a shadow ranch-themed valentine for y’all 👀
February 4, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Taking a 45 min. lunch because I’m just a girl with a headache and a coworker who eats chips louder than anyone I’ve ever known ever
February 2, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Oooh I get to play “is this an aftershock or am I hallucinating earthquakes” on a Monday morning 🥰
February 2, 2026 at 3:06 PM
welp, time for all of us to go home and be nice to ourselves!!!! I’ve decided for everyone pls tell your bosses you’re welcomeeeeee
January 30, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I want to plug the 5 Calls app/website to make calling your reps easy. They provide the phone numbers and a script for each issue, if you’d like one. If you have phone anxiety, every office I call has an option to leave a message if you don’t want to talk to someone and I imagine (and hope) most do
January 30, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Itching for a new tattoo but can’t financially commit to what I really want right now, so I’m considering getting this phrase from the bread bag of one of my favorite bakeries because 1) bread ❤️😭❤️ and 2) I am an east bay girlie

do you think they’d give me free bread for life
January 30, 2026 at 4:08 PM
In like, April 2025 I was listening to Shostakovich at work and now everyone thinks I am just always listening to Shostakovich, and this feels like the one time in middle school I said I liked owls and then got owl related gifts for 15 years 🦉
January 29, 2026 at 4:19 PM
It feels specifically homophobic to me, an Emily Brontë fangirl, to have to watch the Wuthering Heights trailer every time I want to watch my gay hockey show
January 29, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Feeling both hot and sad is such a powerful combination
January 28, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Happy birthcation to THE @halfmoonjoe.com !!! Our favorite LLC!!!! Your VODs are a great source of joy for me, and joining your streams always feel like catching up with friends. Thank you for creating such a welcoming and safe space, and a wonderful community of great humans. 💜🌈
January 27, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Today was fucking hard. I feel like I have a black hole growing in my chest. Please share with me something that brought you even the smallest amount of joy today. Your joy brings me joy 💜
January 27, 2026 at 1:49 AM
where is the full-time job where I can just watch videos of bats eating fruit all day
January 22, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Dissociating at work to the gay hockey soundtrack it’s fine I swear
a man and a woman are sitting next to each other in a room and looking at each other .
Alt: A woman is zoning out while surrounded by other people.
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January 21, 2026 at 10:30 PM
They are trying to rope me into hating on other people and I just have no interest in it!!!! The people I hate are the ones fucking up our world, not Janet who voiced a milquetoast opinion at lunch

What a fucking exhausting way to live. I am exhausted by trying to be made an accomplice in it
It’s become clear to me a colleague is incredibly mean and judgmental because they think they’re better/smarter than everyone else. They have this weird fixation on us being friends (we’re not) and throw a fit when I push back. It’s so tiring and I am reaching the end of my rope
a close up of a white cat 's face with blue eyes and a pink nose .
Alt: a close up of a white cat 's face with blue eyes and a pink nose screaming
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January 21, 2026 at 8:00 PM