PrecociousPlum
@precociousplum.bsky.social
A plum on her way to being a prune ✨
Here for the HMJ brain rot 🍏🌈
Will block non-HMJ folk with abandon 🤸♀️
Here for the HMJ brain rot 🍏🌈
Will block non-HMJ folk with abandon 🤸♀️
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Would anyone be interested in an accountability buddy for things like making art, crafting, or reading? Or even a discord group if there are enough of us? 🎨🧶📖
The discord server has been created! If you’d like to join, please DM me or comment here and I’ll send you the invite link!!
(Trying to avoid a bunch of random people from joining if I publicly post the link!)
(Trying to avoid a bunch of random people from joining if I publicly post the link!)
Goosetav wants to know if you’ll be his valentine and got you a box of conversation hearts 🩷🩵💚
February 14, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Goosetav wants to know if you’ll be his valentine and got you a box of conversation hearts 🩷🩵💚
Fully regressing into my art school undergrad self with late-night lino block carving and lots of Arcade Fire 🫠
February 12, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Fully regressing into my art school undergrad self with late-night lino block carving and lots of Arcade Fire 🫠
Have been photographing initials that match my own (for my actual name) as I work with our collection and figured I should do the same thing for Plum
This one was the first I’ve seen in a while that featured animals!
This one was the first I’ve seen in a while that featured animals!
February 12, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Have been photographing initials that match my own (for my actual name) as I work with our collection and figured I should do the same thing for Plum
This one was the first I’ve seen in a while that featured animals!
This one was the first I’ve seen in a while that featured animals!
Feeling very “Kim, there’s people that are dying” about my coworker right now
February 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Feeling very “Kim, there’s people that are dying” about my coworker right now
We’re getting emo on the yacht this morning get in hereeee
This morning’s hangout is sponsored by my “Music to Feel Like an Emo 6th Grader” playlist 🖤 password is star
hangout.fm/dancefloor/Y...
hangout.fm/dancefloor/Y...
Hangout
Listen to music the the hangout Yacht This A hodgepodge of music and vibes
hangout.fm
February 11, 2026 at 4:20 PM
We’re getting emo on the yacht this morning get in hereeee
Bit of rainbow this morning 🌈
February 11, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Bit of rainbow this morning 🌈
Big news: Plum is going up on her meds!!! *airhorns*🎉🍾🥂✨ *swelling orchestra* 🪩🌈🙌💥 *crowds cheering* 💫🎂🏆🪄 *confetti falling from sky*
February 10, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Big news: Plum is going up on her meds!!! *airhorns*🎉🍾🥂✨ *swelling orchestra* 🪩🌈🙌💥 *crowds cheering* 💫🎂🏆🪄 *confetti falling from sky*
Did you know that you can just eat an assortment of dips for lunch and no one on god’s green earth can stop you
February 9, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Did you know that you can just eat an assortment of dips for lunch and no one on god’s green earth can stop you
Gonna be riding the high of 5 minutes at the DJ Fishbob set for as long as I can 🪩✨🌈
a girl with blonde hair is sitting on a boat with her eyes closed and her hands on her face .
Alt: a girl with blonde hair is sitting on a boat with her eyes closed and her hands on her face .
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February 8, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Gonna be riding the high of 5 minutes at the DJ Fishbob set for as long as I can 🪩✨🌈
I love my wedding dress so much and I would love to wear it again but there’s nowhere to wear it? But it’s so beautiful and makes me feel so beautiful? Someone please invent a reason that will allow me to wear it again
February 7, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I love my wedding dress so much and I would love to wear it again but there’s nowhere to wear it? But it’s so beautiful and makes me feel so beautiful? Someone please invent a reason that will allow me to wear it again
It is nigh 10:00pm and unfortunately I have ‘Skeleton Boy’ stuck in my head so I fear I must simply dance it out 😔
youtu.be/nIEbdCI-YFA
youtu.be/nIEbdCI-YFA
Skeleton Boy
YouTube video by Friendly Fires - Topic
youtu.be
February 7, 2026 at 5:58 AM
It is nigh 10:00pm and unfortunately I have ‘Skeleton Boy’ stuck in my head so I fear I must simply dance it out 😔
youtu.be/nIEbdCI-YFA
youtu.be/nIEbdCI-YFA
They will not be ready in time to get to you by Valentine’s Day (I think), but I would still like to send y’all valentines and some little treats!! 💜 Please DM me your address if you’d like one 🌷🌼🌻
Cookin’ up a shadow ranch-themed valentine for y’all 👀
February 4, 2026 at 3:48 PM
They will not be ready in time to get to you by Valentine’s Day (I think), but I would still like to send y’all valentines and some little treats!! 💜 Please DM me your address if you’d like one 🌷🌼🌻
Taking a 45 min. lunch because I’m just a girl with a headache and a coworker who eats chips louder than anyone I’ve ever known ever
February 2, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Taking a 45 min. lunch because I’m just a girl with a headache and a coworker who eats chips louder than anyone I’ve ever known ever
Oooh I get to play “is this an aftershock or am I hallucinating earthquakes” on a Monday morning 🥰
February 2, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Oooh I get to play “is this an aftershock or am I hallucinating earthquakes” on a Monday morning 🥰
welp, time for all of us to go home and be nice to ourselves!!!! I’ve decided for everyone pls tell your bosses you’re welcomeeeeee
January 30, 2026 at 7:55 PM
welp, time for all of us to go home and be nice to ourselves!!!! I’ve decided for everyone pls tell your bosses you’re welcomeeeeee
I want to plug the 5 Calls app/website to make calling your reps easy. They provide the phone numbers and a script for each issue, if you’d like one. If you have phone anxiety, every office I call has an option to leave a message if you don’t want to talk to someone and I imagine (and hope) most do
January 30, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I want to plug the 5 Calls app/website to make calling your reps easy. They provide the phone numbers and a script for each issue, if you’d like one. If you have phone anxiety, every office I call has an option to leave a message if you don’t want to talk to someone and I imagine (and hope) most do
Itching for a new tattoo but can’t financially commit to what I really want right now, so I’m considering getting this phrase from the bread bag of one of my favorite bakeries because 1) bread ❤️😭❤️ and 2) I am an east bay girlie
do you think they’d give me free bread for life
do you think they’d give me free bread for life
January 30, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Itching for a new tattoo but can’t financially commit to what I really want right now, so I’m considering getting this phrase from the bread bag of one of my favorite bakeries because 1) bread ❤️😭❤️ and 2) I am an east bay girlie
do you think they’d give me free bread for life
do you think they’d give me free bread for life
In like, April 2025 I was listening to Shostakovich at work and now everyone thinks I am just always listening to Shostakovich, and this feels like the one time in middle school I said I liked owls and then got owl related gifts for 15 years 🦉
January 29, 2026 at 4:19 PM
In like, April 2025 I was listening to Shostakovich at work and now everyone thinks I am just always listening to Shostakovich, and this feels like the one time in middle school I said I liked owls and then got owl related gifts for 15 years 🦉
It feels specifically homophobic to me, an Emily Brontë fangirl, to have to watch the Wuthering Heights trailer every time I want to watch my gay hockey show
January 29, 2026 at 4:39 AM
It feels specifically homophobic to me, an Emily Brontë fangirl, to have to watch the Wuthering Heights trailer every time I want to watch my gay hockey show
Feeling both hot and sad is such a powerful combination
January 28, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Feeling both hot and sad is such a powerful combination
Happy birthcation to THE @halfmoonjoe.com !!! Our favorite LLC!!!! Your VODs are a great source of joy for me, and joining your streams always feel like catching up with friends. Thank you for creating such a welcoming and safe space, and a wonderful community of great humans. 💜🌈
January 27, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Happy birthcation to THE @halfmoonjoe.com !!! Our favorite LLC!!!! Your VODs are a great source of joy for me, and joining your streams always feel like catching up with friends. Thank you for creating such a welcoming and safe space, and a wonderful community of great humans. 💜🌈
Today was fucking hard. I feel like I have a black hole growing in my chest. Please share with me something that brought you even the smallest amount of joy today. Your joy brings me joy 💜
January 27, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Today was fucking hard. I feel like I have a black hole growing in my chest. Please share with me something that brought you even the smallest amount of joy today. Your joy brings me joy 💜
where is the full-time job where I can just watch videos of bats eating fruit all day
January 22, 2026 at 5:42 PM
where is the full-time job where I can just watch videos of bats eating fruit all day
Dissociating at work to the gay hockey soundtrack it’s fine I swear
a man and a woman are sitting next to each other in a room and looking at each other .
Alt: A woman is zoning out while surrounded by other people.
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January 21, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Dissociating at work to the gay hockey soundtrack it’s fine I swear
They are trying to rope me into hating on other people and I just have no interest in it!!!! The people I hate are the ones fucking up our world, not Janet who voiced a milquetoast opinion at lunch
What a fucking exhausting way to live. I am exhausted by trying to be made an accomplice in it
What a fucking exhausting way to live. I am exhausted by trying to be made an accomplice in it
It’s become clear to me a colleague is incredibly mean and judgmental because they think they’re better/smarter than everyone else. They have this weird fixation on us being friends (we’re not) and throw a fit when I push back. It’s so tiring and I am reaching the end of my rope
a close up of a white cat 's face with blue eyes and a pink nose .
Alt: a close up of a white cat 's face with blue eyes and a pink nose screaming
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January 21, 2026 at 8:00 PM
They are trying to rope me into hating on other people and I just have no interest in it!!!! The people I hate are the ones fucking up our world, not Janet who voiced a milquetoast opinion at lunch
What a fucking exhausting way to live. I am exhausted by trying to be made an accomplice in it
What a fucking exhausting way to live. I am exhausted by trying to be made an accomplice in it