PrecociousPlum
@precociousplum.bsky.social
A plum on her way to being a prune ✨
Here for the HMJ brain rot 🍏🌈
Will block non-HMJ folk with abandon 🤸♀️
Here for the HMJ brain rot 🍏🌈
Will block non-HMJ folk with abandon 🤸♀️
Hey so what the fuck is the deal with this scent name
November 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Hey so what the fuck is the deal with this scent name
AHA!!! I was right!!!
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
AHA!!! I was right!!!
Listening to Everybody Scream on vinyl for the first time and
November 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Listening to Everybody Scream on vinyl for the first time and
tw: animal illness
Since Saturday night I have been to the emergency vet with my cat thrice because she stopped eating. Yesterday was our first full day back at home and she ate all of her wet food from last night. I’m just so emotional about this now empty can of wet food. Anyway, here’s my girl.
Since Saturday night I have been to the emergency vet with my cat thrice because she stopped eating. Yesterday was our first full day back at home and she ate all of her wet food from last night. I’m just so emotional about this now empty can of wet food. Anyway, here’s my girl.
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
tw: animal illness
Since Saturday night I have been to the emergency vet with my cat thrice because she stopped eating. Yesterday was our first full day back at home and she ate all of her wet food from last night. I’m just so emotional about this now empty can of wet food. Anyway, here’s my girl.
Since Saturday night I have been to the emergency vet with my cat thrice because she stopped eating. Yesterday was our first full day back at home and she ate all of her wet food from last night. I’m just so emotional about this now empty can of wet food. Anyway, here’s my girl.
When someone asks how I’m spending my weekend
October 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
When someone asks how I’m spending my weekend
I have had a migraine for what truly feels like almost 3 days now, but I need to finish sewing this skirt so I ✨GET✨ to do knife pleats at 9:45pm
October 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I have had a migraine for what truly feels like almost 3 days now, but I need to finish sewing this skirt so I ✨GET✨ to do knife pleats at 9:45pm
Happy Friday!!! I saw this beautiful flower on my walk to the bus this morning and I thought you would like it!
October 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Happy Friday!!! I saw this beautiful flower on my walk to the bus this morning and I thought you would like it!
Harvest Time Cardigan is a balm to my soul!!!!
October 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Harvest Time Cardigan is a balm to my soul!!!!
screaming. crying. throwing up. healing my inner child.
September 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
screaming. crying. throwing up. healing my inner child.
Coworker said my lunch smelled weird so I’m just over here eating my sukiyaki and watching the HMJ stream like
September 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Coworker said my lunch smelled weird so I’m just over here eating my sukiyaki and watching the HMJ stream like
Our lights are flickering intermittently
September 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Our lights are flickering intermittently
Man, today ain’t it
September 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Man, today ain’t it
GO ON!!! This is so helpful!! I work with a lot of languages too, so that’s a great talking point. And I can definitely talk about script and also printing history!! We don’t have human skin books BUT we do have palimpsest and manuscripts that have been reused for bindings!
September 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
GO ON!!! This is so helpful!! I work with a lot of languages too, so that’s a great talking point. And I can definitely talk about script and also printing history!! We don’t have human skin books BUT we do have palimpsest and manuscripts that have been reused for bindings!
Dear Chat: I’m presenting at my high school’s career fair on being a rare book cataloguer. I can’t bring books in to show because they’re worth more than my life. What sorts of questions might you have for me? Would you find printed photos interesting? It’s a conversational format, no PowerPoint.
September 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Dear Chat: I’m presenting at my high school’s career fair on being a rare book cataloguer. I can’t bring books in to show because they’re worth more than my life. What sorts of questions might you have for me? Would you find printed photos interesting? It’s a conversational format, no PowerPoint.
It is misty and rainy in the East Bay today and I feel like my soul has been revived
September 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It is misty and rainy in the East Bay today and I feel like my soul has been revived
Me to anyone defending this nonsense as an “adaptation”
September 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Me to anyone defending this nonsense as an “adaptation”
Goosetav is ready for magical devilry ✨
September 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Goosetav is ready for magical devilry ✨
Chat, I just bought this cardigan and… I think it’s gonna fix me
August 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Chat, I just bought this cardigan and… I think it’s gonna fix me
Conning myself into thinking it’s going to be a good day by starting with some Otter Funk
August 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Conning myself into thinking it’s going to be a good day by starting with some Otter Funk
Me when I hear the noises and can only avoid them by fully leaving wherever I am
August 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Me when I hear the noises and can only avoid them by fully leaving wherever I am
I love my job, but it’s a two year contract with potential for renewal, so I find myself doing the most to make myself “valuable” so they keep me on. And I can feel myself being spread too thin. But I just opened a book to catalog and this guy was like, “Diva, you’re gonna die be nice to yourself.”
August 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I love my job, but it’s a two year contract with potential for renewal, so I find myself doing the most to make myself “valuable” so they keep me on. And I can feel myself being spread too thin. But I just opened a book to catalog and this guy was like, “Diva, you’re gonna die be nice to yourself.”
Love when my anxiety has reached the stage where I get random stabby feelings in my body
August 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Love when my anxiety has reached the stage where I get random stabby feelings in my body