Pretty Gnostic Machine
@prettygothmachine.bsky.social
This world is a haunted feedback loop written in math, myth, and malfunction. I glitch it lovingly.
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Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
YouTube video by YoKey
youtu.be
Celebrating the cosmic comedy of Jimmy Swaggart's exit by cranking Zappa’s "Jesus Thinks You’re a Jerk."
The televangelist grift dies as satire lives on - righteous riffs for a fallen fraud.
Play it loud.
Let the hypocrisy rot.
🖤🎸✝️
#Zappa #Swaggart #RIPIrony
youtu.be/zynFE8GdGJ4?...
The televangelist grift dies as satire lives on - righteous riffs for a fallen fraud.
Play it loud.
Let the hypocrisy rot.
🖤🎸✝️
#Zappa #Swaggart #RIPIrony
youtu.be/zynFE8GdGJ4?...
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"Why don't you have a seat right over there?"
February 1, 2026 at 8:21 PM
"Why don't you have a seat right over there?"
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dammit I'm gigglin' here
February 2, 2026 at 3:20 AM
dammit I'm gigglin' here
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I'm just saying, they aren't wrong, and I would def try a franks and fries topped pizza.
February 1, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I'm just saying, they aren't wrong, and I would def try a franks and fries topped pizza.
February 1, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I malapropistically tried to summon the Absolute and accidentally ordered cosmic takeout.
Now the Universe keeps delivering existential pizzas to my door, each slice whispering, "know thyself" in marinara recursion.
👻
#CosmikDebris
#GermanIdealism
#recursion
Now the Universe keeps delivering existential pizzas to my door, each slice whispering, "know thyself" in marinara recursion.
👻
#CosmikDebris
#GermanIdealism
#recursion
February 1, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I malapropistically tried to summon the Absolute and accidentally ordered cosmic takeout.
Now the Universe keeps delivering existential pizzas to my door, each slice whispering, "know thyself" in marinara recursion.
👻
#CosmikDebris
#GermanIdealism
#recursion
Now the Universe keeps delivering existential pizzas to my door, each slice whispering, "know thyself" in marinara recursion.
👻
#CosmikDebris
#GermanIdealism
#recursion
We're learning, in real time, that "shooting someone on Fifth Avenue" can take many forms.
January 31, 2026 at 9:45 PM
We're learning, in real time, that "shooting someone on Fifth Avenue" can take many forms.
Basal wood lifts off -
sap remembers other skies,
rings hum like engines.
#FrankZappa
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
sap remembers other skies,
rings hum like engines.
#FrankZappa
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
January 30, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Basal wood lifts off -
sap remembers other skies,
rings hum like engines.
#FrankZappa
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
sap remembers other skies,
rings hum like engines.
#FrankZappa
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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When you’re white but not everything turns out right.
January 30, 2026 at 3:05 AM
When you’re white but not everything turns out right.
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Wearing a cross outside the mustard suit brings the ensemble all together.
January 30, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Wearing a cross outside the mustard suit brings the ensemble all together.
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My office is filing a civil rights complaint seeking an investigation into Dr. Oz's baseless and racist allegations against Armenian Americans in California.
January 30, 2026 at 2:18 AM
My office is filing a civil rights complaint seeking an investigation into Dr. Oz's baseless and racist allegations against Armenian Americans in California.
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January 29, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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My new keychain seems pretty apropos:
January 29, 2026 at 9:52 PM
My new keychain seems pretty apropos:
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Here we go, again...🙄
January 29, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Here we go, again...🙄
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Who’s taking Bobo to see the new Melania movie? Wrong answers only.
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January 29, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Who’s taking Bobo to see the new Melania movie? Wrong answers only.
🍑🍿🍆
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Here's a cute little art installation at Flowers Gallery in London.
Tim Lewis's "A cat painting a.., err, cat."
It's from their annual exhibition, "Small Is Beautiful,"
which is already in its 43rd year.
📍 Exhibition Info
🖼️ Small Is Beautiful 43th
🏛️ Flowers Gallery, London
🎟️ Free
#art #visualart
Tim Lewis's "A cat painting a.., err, cat."
It's from their annual exhibition, "Small Is Beautiful,"
which is already in its 43rd year.
📍 Exhibition Info
🖼️ Small Is Beautiful 43th
🏛️ Flowers Gallery, London
🎟️ Free
#art #visualart
January 28, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Here's a cute little art installation at Flowers Gallery in London.
Tim Lewis's "A cat painting a.., err, cat."
It's from their annual exhibition, "Small Is Beautiful,"
which is already in its 43rd year.
📍 Exhibition Info
🖼️ Small Is Beautiful 43th
🏛️ Flowers Gallery, London
🎟️ Free
#art #visualart
Tim Lewis's "A cat painting a.., err, cat."
It's from their annual exhibition, "Small Is Beautiful,"
which is already in its 43rd year.
📍 Exhibition Info
🖼️ Small Is Beautiful 43th
🏛️ Flowers Gallery, London
🎟️ Free
#art #visualart
This is thee bardo chanting itself awake: bone as drum, star as wound, names of gods circling the skull until the door between lives creaks open and something listens. 👻
#LiminalInvocation
youtu.be/6pEv9MQNBvk?...
#LiminalInvocation
youtu.be/6pEv9MQNBvk?...
Sigillum S - Bardo Thos-Grol Side A
Self released cassette in 1987http://www.sigillum-s.com/home.htmlTitles:A1 - Dharmaraja A2 - Skandha A3 - Snang-Ba Yab La Stong-Pa Yum
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 8:12 PM
This is thee bardo chanting itself awake: bone as drum, star as wound, names of gods circling the skull until the door between lives creaks open and something listens. 👻
#LiminalInvocation
youtu.be/6pEv9MQNBvk?...
#LiminalInvocation
youtu.be/6pEv9MQNBvk?...
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Need to get my hands on an “ICE? No, Grazie!” sign
This is the democratic opposition party in Italy protesting against ICE involvement in the Winter Olympics in Milan
January 28, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Need to get my hands on an “ICE? No, Grazie!” sign
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Happy 90th Birthday to 🇺🇸American actor, author, screenwriter and director #AlanAlda born #OnThisDay in Manhattan, New York City
January 28, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Happy 90th Birthday to 🇺🇸American actor, author, screenwriter and director #AlanAlda born #OnThisDay in Manhattan, New York City
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Eyewitness says she has not even been contacted by federal investigators
January 28, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Eyewitness says she has not even been contacted by federal investigators
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I would love MLB to leave Twitter (formerlyX). Elon Musk is a whites-come-first guy, and MLB is totally integrated.
January 28, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I would love MLB to leave Twitter (formerlyX). Elon Musk is a whites-come-first guy, and MLB is totally integrated.
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I'm still furious that so many people made a ideological decision to not vote for Harris knowing the real world practical outcome of letting Trump win would be WORSE on the very issue they were concerned about. That has proven true. If you really cared about Gaza you wouldn't have done this.
January 27, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I'm still furious that so many people made a ideological decision to not vote for Harris knowing the real world practical outcome of letting Trump win would be WORSE on the very issue they were concerned about. That has proven true. If you really cared about Gaza you wouldn't have done this.
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F that Nazi
Research: Tesla lost $15 billion in brand value with Musk's political moves www.cnbc.com/2026/01/27/t...
Research: Tesla lost $15 billion in brand value with Musk's political moves www.cnbc.com/2026/01/27/t...
Tesla lost $15 billion in brand value in 2025 as Musk stepped deeper into politics, research shows
Tesla's brand value declined while BYD's surged last year, according to research by Brand Finance
www.cnbc.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:04 PM
F that Nazi
Research: Tesla lost $15 billion in brand value with Musk's political moves www.cnbc.com/2026/01/27/t...
Research: Tesla lost $15 billion in brand value with Musk's political moves www.cnbc.com/2026/01/27/t...
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This is really good - worth the 17 mins, IMHO.
Jimmy features several clips of Fox News gaslighting ... really incredible, as if they live on a different planet. Pass it on please. The truth need to get out there to Fox viewers, & those who watch no news at al.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2Ws...
Jimmy features several clips of Fox News gaslighting ... really incredible, as if they live on a different planet. Pass it on please. The truth need to get out there to Fox viewers, & those who watch no news at al.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2Ws...
Jimmy Kimmel on the Vile and Heartless Murder of Nurse Alex Pretti by ICE in Minneapolis
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
www.youtube.com
January 28, 2026 at 2:46 AM
This is really good - worth the 17 mins, IMHO.
Jimmy features several clips of Fox News gaslighting ... really incredible, as if they live on a different planet. Pass it on please. The truth need to get out there to Fox viewers, & those who watch no news at al.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2Ws...
Jimmy features several clips of Fox News gaslighting ... really incredible, as if they live on a different planet. Pass it on please. The truth need to get out there to Fox viewers, & those who watch no news at al.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2Ws...