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Stephen Price @priceversa.bsky.social · 1h

Everyone I’ve encountered today has been in some kind of snit. Listen, people; if I’M the sunbeam, things are worse than we thought.

Stephen Price @priceversa.bsky.social · 2h

My House #Republican costume is all set! I don’t show up for work; I call everyone else lazy, and I give all the candy to the boss’ friends!😄

Stephen Price @priceversa.bsky.social · 1d

A tiny beagle howled as I crossed the street and jumped all over me as I approached. Her owner said that she wanted my sandwich, but I know that she was trying to tell me about the #greatpumpkin.🎃

Stephen Price @priceversa.bsky.social · 2d

Every time I hear some nominal adult deliberately say “Democrat Party” instead of “Democratic Party” #petty #infantile #politics #gop #america #republican #jerk

Stephen Price @priceversa.bsky.social · 5d

I can honestly say that I did not expect a fight. Who even knew they LIKED pumpkin pie? #gillman #halloween🎃 #creature #creaturefromtheblacklagoon #pie #dessert #spooky #toyphotography #toy #actionfigure

A toy Creature from the Black Lagoon stands menacingly in front of a large pumpkin pie, which he appears to be defending.

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Stephen Price @priceversa.bsky.social · 8d

Republicans: Burn the flag; go to jail!

Also Republicans: Vandalize the WHITE HOUSE to build a BALLROOM; Third Presidential Term!

What is it with you guys? Do you think they'll be doing a lot of line dancing in that thing?🤣🤣🤣

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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 11d

It's a goal of mine to help make this the most famous, well-known and UNDERSTOOD quote about cities in history. Please share it as much as you can.

Key quote from the great Lewis Mumford in 1955 — “Adding car lanes to deal with traffic congestion is like loosening your belt to cure obesity.”

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Stephen Price @priceversa.bsky.social · 11d

I was just watching a video about (2001: A Space Odyssey director) Stanley Kubrick, and it was interrupted by an Arby's ad featuring "Also Sprach Zarathustra."🤓

Stephen Price @priceversa.bsky.social · 12d

Based on some of the replies that I've seen to No Kings Day; a No Straw Men Day might be in order as well.

Stephen Price @priceversa.bsky.social · 13d

Stephen Price @priceversa.bsky.social · 15d

Shuffle just pulled “The Nutcracker Suite” out of the ether. I hope it’s not an omen.

Stephen Price @priceversa.bsky.social · 21d

a red button on a black background that looks like hal 9000 from 2001 a space odyssey

ALT: a red button on a black background that looks like hal 9000 from 2001 a space odyssey

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Stephen Price @priceversa.bsky.social · 27d

The Horror of Hackula! #vampire #halloween #cartoon #comic #monster #art #spoof #dracula

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Stephen Price @priceversa.bsky.social · Oct 1

David Brent vibes from the Secretary of Pour. Guess he forgot the boombox.

David Brent - Simply the Best

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Stephen Price @priceversa.bsky.social · Sep 28

The product placement part of the video I’m watching was just interrupted by not one but TWO regular advertisements.😄 #advertising

Stephen Price @priceversa.bsky.social · Sep 24

“Crashout” is inferior in every way to “meltdown”, which is almost poetic by comparison. #slang

Stephen Price @priceversa.bsky.social · Sep 20

Happy Batman Day! (Apologies to Frank Miller and Little Bill) #batmanday #batman #comics #superman #unforgiven

A panel from the comic book "The Dark Knight Returns" showing an armored Batman punching Superman. The original dialogue has been altered to resemble a quote from the movie, "Unforgiven"

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Stephen Price @priceversa.bsky.social · Sep 19

Happy National Talk Like a Pirate Day! #NationalTalkLikeAPirateDay

Stephen Price @priceversa.bsky.social · Sep 17

With almost no exceptions, the font you choose for your #logo or #sign should not resemble the one from your wedding invitations. These were not designed to be read from a distance. #graphicdesign

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Stephen Price @priceversa.bsky.social · Sep 17

Had a #dream that my life was much worse than it actually is. I suspect it was less likely the warning of some Dickensian ghost than the revenge of the Cajun turkey sandwich I ate too late

Stephen Price @priceversa.bsky.social · Sep 16

CLOUD SAILING #sky #cloud #cloudscape #sunset #fall #nature #ciel #cielo #nubes #nuages #cool #evening #sidestreet #longisland

Wispy clouds seem to be crossing a suburban side street as the sun goes down

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Stephen Price @priceversa.bsky.social · Sep 16

Good Sky To You #clouds #cloud #nuages #nubes #nature #sky #ciel #longisland #photography #weather #sunset #ipad #ipadpro

Sunset; the silhouettes of suburban houses and trees against a pewter sky with streaky clouds crossing diagonally above the sinking yellow sun

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Stephen Price @priceversa.bsky.social · Sep 13

DAWN PATROL #birds #powerlines #Saturday #ciel #sky

A wooden utility pole with power lines on which a flick of birds sits. All against the backdrop of an early morning sky with many fluffy white clouds.

Stephen Price @priceversa.bsky.social · Sep 12

RISE & SHINE #sunflower #flowers #backyard

A bright yellow sunflower stands against a white wall with horizontal slats.

Stephen Price @priceversa.bsky.social · Sep 10