PrivateSpidey🕷️🕸️
@privatespidey.bsky.social
He/Him, 23, Mexican, The Number One Blue Beetle Fan, And That Guy Over There
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Wait shit I can have a pinned post?
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The fact there’s a nonzero chance she had him killed is legitimately the funniest shit ever
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
February 12, 2026 at 3:05 AM
The fact there’s a nonzero chance she had him killed is legitimately the funniest shit ever
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Someone broke into the Konami offices with a gun and demanded they actually Make Video Games again
February 12, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Someone broke into the Konami offices with a gun and demanded they actually Make Video Games again
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Been rereading Dragon Ball recently but if I’m gonna do this I’m gonna do it right
February 3, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Been rereading Dragon Ball recently but if I’m gonna do this I’m gonna do it right
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Definitely not my favorite Doom by any means but World’s Greatest Heroes probably has my favorite Doom voice
February 4, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Definitely not my favorite Doom by any means but World’s Greatest Heroes probably has my favorite Doom voice
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“It’s too loud”
February 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
“It’s too loud”
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They can’t win every time!
January 30, 2026 at 5:01 PM
They can’t win every time!
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Here’s a version without the text boxes
January 30, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Here’s a version without the text boxes
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Avengers should always feel like the Flagship title at Marvel and it feels like it hasn’t been since Hickman. Which like I get why, kinda hard to follow that up since that all led into Secret Wars and stuff. It’s just like, man I can’t name anything that’s happened since
January 30, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Avengers should always feel like the Flagship title at Marvel and it feels like it hasn’t been since Hickman. Which like I get why, kinda hard to follow that up since that all led into Secret Wars and stuff. It’s just like, man I can’t name anything that’s happened since
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God I can’t stop laughing at this Rivals tourney shit I feel so bad for Kingsman. If I ever played a legitimate tournament for $40,000 and you’re playing Widow, let alone playing her badly, against TRIPLE SUPPORT, I am crashing the fuck out
January 22, 2026 at 5:43 AM
God I can’t stop laughing at this Rivals tourney shit I feel so bad for Kingsman. If I ever played a legitimate tournament for $40,000 and you’re playing Widow, let alone playing her badly, against TRIPLE SUPPORT, I am crashing the fuck out
Twitter has been so ass recently man. For the past week or so my main has been taking FOREVER to load including notifications! Even when a friend sends me a link to Twitter on discord it takes like 5 mins just to load up the tweet they sent me
January 24, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Twitter has been so ass recently man. For the past week or so my main has been taking FOREVER to load including notifications! Even when a friend sends me a link to Twitter on discord it takes like 5 mins just to load up the tweet they sent me
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I think I’m finally figuring it out
January 22, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I think I’m finally figuring it out
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Sure, casting Jared Leto to play a villainous character in a blockbuster didn’t work for Suicide Squad, Morbius, Haunted Mansion, or Tron: Ares…. But maybe, just maybe, it’ll work out for Masters Of The Universe
January 23, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Sure, casting Jared Leto to play a villainous character in a blockbuster didn’t work for Suicide Squad, Morbius, Haunted Mansion, or Tron: Ares…. But maybe, just maybe, it’ll work out for Masters Of The Universe
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Magik Angst
January 11, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Magik Angst
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I always forget about the Timelapse feature lmao
January 11, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I always forget about the Timelapse feature lmao
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It’s insane how cool the new Ultimate Vision looks
January 11, 2026 at 9:38 PM
It’s insane how cool the new Ultimate Vision looks
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Now I gotta figure out her wife
January 8, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Now I gotta figure out her wife
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Dude I would kill myself if I made a show so popular it changed the course of pop culture forever, and I release the final season, and millions of people think I made it bad on purpose so I could release a super secret extra real final episode that fixes everything
January 8, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Dude I would kill myself if I made a show so popular it changed the course of pop culture forever, and I release the final season, and millions of people think I made it bad on purpose so I could release a super secret extra real final episode that fixes everything
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Brian’s not allowed on the podcast anymore
January 7, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Brian’s not allowed on the podcast anymore
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Mystique redesign is done!
January 8, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Mystique redesign is done!
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Yeah I’m happy with this
January 5, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Yeah I’m happy with this
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Making the Void just a silhouette with two tiny dots for eyes and nothing else was so fuckin big brained
January 4, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Making the Void just a silhouette with two tiny dots for eyes and nothing else was so fuckin big brained
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the annual art summary
December 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
the annual art summary
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"what is happening" you adopted an orange cat 😂
January 1, 2026 at 6:15 AM
"what is happening" you adopted an orange cat 😂
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Average Boulder Punch tangent
December 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Average Boulder Punch tangent