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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch

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Brian. He/Him. 25. Co-host of the nerdy podcast Boulder Punch! I draw and ramble about Transformers way too often. Creator of Transformers and Spider-Man shows that only exist in my head Aro/Ace Podcast: @boulderpunch.bsky.social

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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch @redlreview.bsky.social · 1m

Anyway I finally understand why the discussion around Bioshock Infinite has become so insanely negative over the years because oh my god this game is genuinely fucking terrible and there will never be another Bioshock game because of it

R.E.D. From Boulder Punch @redlreview.bsky.social · 1m

AND THEN SHE SHALL THREATEN TO SHOOT A CHILD BECAUSE TWO CRYPTIC MAGIC WHITE PEOPLE TOLD HER TO AND SHE JUST SHRUGS AND GOES “Yeah sure I guess” AND SHE DIES FOR FUCKING NOTHING

R.E.D. From Boulder Punch @redlreview.bsky.social · 3m

I NEED TO GET THE GUNSMITH TO MAKE DAISY FITZROY GUNS FOR HER REVOLUTION SO SHE’LL LET ME USE THE AIRSHIP TO LEAVE

TO DO SO I SHALL *TRAVEL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION* WHERE HE IS ALIVE TO GET THE GUNS TO A *COMPLETELY DIFFERENT* DAISY FITZROY I NEVER EVEN MET OR MADE A DEAL WITH AT ALL

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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch @redlreview.bsky.social · 5m

No instead we’re gonna go to another dimension where everything is exactly the same except One Guy is alive instead of dead this time, but because he died in the other universe he’s insane in this one which MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE BECAUSE HES DEAD/DYING IN INFINITE FUCKING UNIVERSES

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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch @redlreview.bsky.social · 14m

From my understanding, yes. I haven’t played them myself but I do want to go back to them at some point cuz I am interested in them now

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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch @redlreview.bsky.social · 17m

I’m gonna be spending the rest of my life thinking about how Elizabeth and Booker spend like 70% of the game trying to find an airship to leave Columbia

When the very first thing we see Elizabeth do is open a portal to a city street

Meaning they can just Leave whenever they want the whole time

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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch @redlreview.bsky.social · 40m

Also MAAAAN this shit is like, Extremely Racist in ways I thought were only possible in shitty X-Men comics oh my god

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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch @redlreview.bsky.social · 41m

Dude I’m so mad oh my god this game does not know what the fuck the word Infinite actually means

R.E.D. From Boulder Punch @redlreview.bsky.social · 13d

I barely know anything or even really care at all about Bioshock, but every new thing I learn about Bioshock Infinite genuinely makes me angry lmao

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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch @redlreview.bsky.social · 54m

We’re getting there

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ROUND TWO @boulderpunch.bsky.social

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Gappy @superunhappyman.bsky.social · 4h

No yeah i see it.

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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch @redlreview.bsky.social · 2h

Oh I’m dead serious we never see another human ever again. This show is strictly about the Transformers. By the end of the show we just leave earth and stay on Cybertron for the rest of it