For every other time in the game though, I actually found him and the other marines endearing and funny

Also Armstrong wants to fuck Samus so bad oh my god

Myles honestly only got annoying to me towards the end there cuz I’d be driving around the desert to fill my Green Crystal Quota, and every couple minutes he’d call me asking me if I collected enough Green Crystals yet and to hurry up with the mech parts and I wanted to strangle him

This could’ve been an elevator and achieved the same effect except better

*keys

Once again Xbox defeated by the power of having exclusives.

Oh yeah I didn’t even mention but this Hot Rod sucks and sounds like he smokes 50 packs a day

So crazy I really thought it would’ve gone on for longer. Oh well at least it ended on a high note before anything happened that ruined everything forever

it's so sad earthspark got canceled after one season

It’s fucking nuts like bro you already got the radio thing and he’s also a deer for some reason, you don’t gotta culturally appropriate voodoo symbols for the aesthetic

Like you can have your big scary imposing monster man actually be a total fraud who can’t do anything on his own and make it work. The problem is this show doesn’t actually acknowledge Alastor is a fraud and still treats him like he’s That Guy a lot of the time and it doesn’t work

It’s even crazier when you understand that he’s also very clearly the writer’s favorite character(he’s literally the first character she came up with for this show) and he keeps getting built up and portrayed as the Coolest Scariest Guy Ever while also being a Fucking Loser and it doesn’t work

God it sucked so much

Just shoot a Bouncer and some Mini Turrets and watch its health go into free fall