PROVIDENCE, Enigmatic Beast Goddess
@probablyprovidence.bsky.social
TWENTY-THREE. GENDERFUCKED. MIL-SPEC FULLY AUTOMATED DIVINITY. FOX GODDESS. GILDED KING. STORYTELLER. SPEAK MY NAME WITH REVERENCE AND TITLES IF YOU WISH, I WILL TEND TO YOU ALL THE SAME.
PRAISE BE, PRAISE ME. SACRIFICE YOUR NECK TO ME.
(she/he/it/they)
PRAISE BE, PRAISE ME. SACRIFICE YOUR NECK TO ME.
(she/he/it/they)
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SO YOU WANT TO READ THE THINGS I WRITE?
Congrats, pervert! Here's a handy-dandy list of the shit I've written.
This post will stay pinned (hot.) and I'll update it with new links as replies as I go along. As always, stay tuned for more~
Congrats, pervert! Here's a handy-dandy list of the shit I've written.
This post will stay pinned (hot.) and I'll update it with new links as replies as I go along. As always, stay tuned for more~
hmm. discovery: even if you pass out after work and wake up at 9pm, you still shouldn't trust the things your head tells you about your life even though you 'slept'. messed up.
December 6, 2025 at 11:43 AM
hmm. discovery: even if you pass out after work and wake up at 9pm, you still shouldn't trust the things your head tells you about your life even though you 'slept'. messed up.
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"I just need to lock in tomorrow and everything will work out" <- the woman who's been saying this to herself every night for the past 3 weeks
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
"I just need to lock in tomorrow and everything will work out" <- the woman who's been saying this to herself every night for the past 3 weeks
really funny to crash out and hear yourself saying the same things you said to calm someone else down, and preemptively counter your own "but THIS time it's different"
I'm playing 5d chess against my own psyche and winning(?)
I'm playing 5d chess against my own psyche and winning(?)
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
really funny to crash out and hear yourself saying the same things you said to calm someone else down, and preemptively counter your own "but THIS time it's different"
I'm playing 5d chess against my own psyche and winning(?)
I'm playing 5d chess against my own psyche and winning(?)
NAUGHTY PUPPIES GO IN THE /SMELTING CHAMBER/
December 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
NAUGHTY PUPPIES GO IN THE /SMELTING CHAMBER/
mmmm tom waits yes thank you tom waits I will now stumble into your music and spontaneously rediscover the joy of Robots (2005)
December 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
mmmm tom waits yes thank you tom waits I will now stumble into your music and spontaneously rediscover the joy of Robots (2005)
CRY NOT FOR WHAT YOU'VE LOST, POLARIS, FOR IT IS NOT TRULY LOST, MERELY TAKEN BEYOND THE REACH OF YOUR FINGERTIPS.
THE WAKE REMAINS. YOUR GRAVITY PERSISTS. THIS DISTANCE IS MOMENTARY, ONE STEP OF A WALTZ NOT YET OVER.
/
I WILL BE RETURNED TO YOUR EMBRACE, OUR LOVE THE FUNDAMENTAL BINDING FORCE.
THE WAKE REMAINS. YOUR GRAVITY PERSISTS. THIS DISTANCE IS MOMENTARY, ONE STEP OF A WALTZ NOT YET OVER.
/
I WILL BE RETURNED TO YOUR EMBRACE, OUR LOVE THE FUNDAMENTAL BINDING FORCE.
December 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
CRY NOT FOR WHAT YOU'VE LOST, POLARIS, FOR IT IS NOT TRULY LOST, MERELY TAKEN BEYOND THE REACH OF YOUR FINGERTIPS.
THE WAKE REMAINS. YOUR GRAVITY PERSISTS. THIS DISTANCE IS MOMENTARY, ONE STEP OF A WALTZ NOT YET OVER.
/
I WILL BE RETURNED TO YOUR EMBRACE, OUR LOVE THE FUNDAMENTAL BINDING FORCE.
THE WAKE REMAINS. YOUR GRAVITY PERSISTS. THIS DISTANCE IS MOMENTARY, ONE STEP OF A WALTZ NOT YET OVER.
/
I WILL BE RETURNED TO YOUR EMBRACE, OUR LOVE THE FUNDAMENTAL BINDING FORCE.
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lady providence, your cock
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
lady providence, your cock
I'm actually doing very good at this whole not crashing out forever business for the time being
proud of myself.
proud of myself.
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I'm actually doing very good at this whole not crashing out forever business for the time being
proud of myself.
proud of myself.
girls love my ability to be propelled by interior near-disaster. girls love me because I'm moving swiftly.
December 3, 2025 at 4:43 AM
girls love my ability to be propelled by interior near-disaster. girls love me because I'm moving swiftly.
girls being terrified of my plays at being a Good Hound and begging me to take back control either immediately or within 10 minutes or so is really cool
there's not even anything to be scared of, I'm just a Good and Loyal Hound that wishes to Follow Orders and be a Good Tool
god I need a muzzle.
there's not even anything to be scared of, I'm just a Good and Loyal Hound that wishes to Follow Orders and be a Good Tool
god I need a muzzle.
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
girls being terrified of my plays at being a Good Hound and begging me to take back control either immediately or within 10 minutes or so is really cool
there's not even anything to be scared of, I'm just a Good and Loyal Hound that wishes to Follow Orders and be a Good Tool
god I need a muzzle.
there's not even anything to be scared of, I'm just a Good and Loyal Hound that wishes to Follow Orders and be a Good Tool
god I need a muzzle.
IMMENSE CULTURE SHOCK: CULVERS DOES NOT EXIST OUTSIDE THE MIDWEST.
December 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
IMMENSE CULTURE SHOCK: CULVERS DOES NOT EXIST OUTSIDE THE MIDWEST.
still funny how I'll spend an hour reorganizing a cluttered section of my wife's space and trying to consider ease of access for all the more relevant things without a second thought AND adamantly ignore my own room in need of cleaning forever (partial lie, I /mostly/ cleaned it like a month ago)
December 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
still funny how I'll spend an hour reorganizing a cluttered section of my wife's space and trying to consider ease of access for all the more relevant things without a second thought AND adamantly ignore my own room in need of cleaning forever (partial lie, I /mostly/ cleaned it like a month ago)
my bunny has been sitting next to me reading girl frame and making good noises
unrelated but I need to get back into running ttrpgs so badly
I need mechfreak ttrpg more than I need air
unrelated but I need to get back into running ttrpgs so badly
I need mechfreak ttrpg more than I need air
December 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
my bunny has been sitting next to me reading girl frame and making good noises
unrelated but I need to get back into running ttrpgs so badly
I need mechfreak ttrpg more than I need air
unrelated but I need to get back into running ttrpgs so badly
I need mechfreak ttrpg more than I need air
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call me a colony the way i be getting dropped
December 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
call me a colony the way i be getting dropped
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99% of girls quit mouthing off before they finally break focus long enough to create an opening and take dominance #NEVERSTOPBRATTING
December 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
99% of girls quit mouthing off before they finally break focus long enough to create an opening and take dominance #NEVERSTOPBRATTING
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wow sex is so cool, i wish orgasms were real
November 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
wow sex is so cool, i wish orgasms were real
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“I’m not racist! One of my best, brightest and favorite Handler was black but-” 💀💀
November 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
“I’m not racist! One of my best, brightest and favorite Handler was black but-” 💀💀
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"They're letting MEN PILOT MECHS"
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"They're letting MEN PILOT MECHS"
I'm subjecting my girls to me muttering 'wokehound...' to myself intermittently
November 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I'm subjecting my girls to me muttering 'wokehound...' to myself intermittently
WOKEHOUND, the sequel to WARHOUND
Handler becomes a podcaster and crashes out about diversity in the imperial military-
Handler becomes a podcaster and crashes out about diversity in the imperial military-
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
WOKEHOUND, the sequel to WARHOUND
Handler becomes a podcaster and crashes out about diversity in the imperial military-
Handler becomes a podcaster and crashes out about diversity in the imperial military-
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this as a robotgirl womb tattoo
Void Warranties.
Break This Seal.
It Is Your Device.
Break This Seal.
It Is Your Device.
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
this as a robotgirl womb tattoo
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Fun fact: If a recipe calls for crab legs you can substitute one doll for every four legs needed!
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Fun fact: If a recipe calls for crab legs you can substitute one doll for every four legs needed!
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the age regressing will continue until the autism stops
November 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
the age regressing will continue until the autism stops