PROVIDENCE, Enigmatic Beast Goddess
@probablyprovidence.bsky.social
TWENTY-THREE. GENDERFUCKED. MIL-SPEC FULLY AUTOMATED DIVINITY. FOX GODDESS. GILDED KING. STORYTELLER. SPEAK MY NAME WITH REVERENCE AND TITLES IF YOU WISH, I WILL TEND TO YOU ALL THE SAME.
PRAISE BE, PRAISE ME. SACRIFICE YOUR NECK TO ME.
(she/he/it/they)
PRAISE BE, PRAISE ME. SACRIFICE YOUR NECK TO ME.
(she/he/it/they)
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Mutuals are welcome to just dm me for my paypal to cut out the fee since idfc if y'all know my name, but otherwise here you go. Anything helps, love y'all a lot.
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"top/bottom" and "dom (up) / sub (down)" must mean there is a third dynamic: "charm/strange"
January 17, 2026 at 3:58 PM
"top/bottom" and "dom (up) / sub (down)" must mean there is a third dynamic: "charm/strange"
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all girls want is to shoot missiles that arc out in all different directions and then converge on one point
January 17, 2026 at 11:03 AM
all girls want is to shoot missiles that arc out in all different directions and then converge on one point
DON'T TAP THE GLASS
DON'T TAP THE GLASS
DON'T TAP THE GLASS
TODAY'S MOOD SWING FROM HELL OUT HERE LIKE A METRONOME ALL BECAUSE OF A GOOD ALBUM
also the rapier got shipped today, it should be here by sunday :3
pictures soon~
DON'T TAP THE GLASS
DON'T TAP THE GLASS
TODAY'S MOOD SWING FROM HELL OUT HERE LIKE A METRONOME ALL BECAUSE OF A GOOD ALBUM
also the rapier got shipped today, it should be here by sunday :3
pictures soon~
January 16, 2026 at 11:30 PM
DON'T TAP THE GLASS
DON'T TAP THE GLASS
DON'T TAP THE GLASS
TODAY'S MOOD SWING FROM HELL OUT HERE LIKE A METRONOME ALL BECAUSE OF A GOOD ALBUM
also the rapier got shipped today, it should be here by sunday :3
pictures soon~
DON'T TAP THE GLASS
DON'T TAP THE GLASS
TODAY'S MOOD SWING FROM HELL OUT HERE LIKE A METRONOME ALL BECAUSE OF A GOOD ALBUM
also the rapier got shipped today, it should be here by sunday :3
pictures soon~
What a miserable day. Nothing even really /happened/ and yet I'm still throwing hands with some of the worst thoughts I've had in a hot minute
Fym me what is going ON I have literally no reason to not be overjoyed rn
Fym me what is going ON I have literally no reason to not be overjoyed rn
January 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
What a miserable day. Nothing even really /happened/ and yet I'm still throwing hands with some of the worst thoughts I've had in a hot minute
Fym me what is going ON I have literally no reason to not be overjoyed rn
Fym me what is going ON I have literally no reason to not be overjoyed rn
new mood swing from hell just dropped
kill me
kill me
January 16, 2026 at 3:10 PM
new mood swing from hell just dropped
kill me
kill me
god getting the rapier and camera is just. ough. so good for fopses.
January 16, 2026 at 1:43 AM
god getting the rapier and camera is just. ough. so good for fopses.
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this was designed specifically to prevent me from getting a bingo because WHAT THE FUCK
January 16, 2026 at 12:16 AM
this was designed specifically to prevent me from getting a bingo because WHAT THE FUCK
"what defines a person? can the totality of a soul be distilled down into so few words?" fuck if I know dawg this is just the shit that came to mind as being funny and relevant
January 16, 2026 at 12:11 AM
"what defines a person? can the totality of a soul be distilled down into so few words?" fuck if I know dawg this is just the shit that came to mind as being funny and relevant
god I need to start working out. the warehouse is great for my strength but I need to be worse. obligated to be capable of throwing people around without breaking a sweat.
January 15, 2026 at 9:53 PM
god I need to start working out. the warehouse is great for my strength but I need to be worse. obligated to be capable of throwing people around without breaking a sweat.
My thighs? Too thick. My dick? Too big. My ass? Too fat.
In conclusion I cannot wear jeans, ever.
In conclusion I cannot wear jeans, ever.
I ripped the crotch of another pair of pants. jesus fucking christ I just cannot ever wear jeans I guess
January 15, 2026 at 9:03 PM
My thighs? Too thick. My dick? Too big. My ass? Too fat.
In conclusion I cannot wear jeans, ever.
In conclusion I cannot wear jeans, ever.
I ripped the crotch of another pair of pants. jesus fucking christ I just cannot ever wear jeans I guess
January 15, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I ripped the crotch of another pair of pants. jesus fucking christ I just cannot ever wear jeans I guess
...God I love my life. It's done. It's coming.
January 15, 2026 at 5:28 PM
...God I love my life. It's done. It's coming.
Apparently I'm getting my rapier today. yeah sure alright that's Fine I can be Normal about having pretty girls buy things for me
January 15, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Apparently I'm getting my rapier today. yeah sure alright that's Fine I can be Normal about having pretty girls buy things for me
THIS WAS A BIT WHAT IS HAPPENING
starting a kickstarter so I can buy the swept hilt rapier I saw online for $300
benefits: I will take pictures of me with the sword, stabbing girls.
cons: I will be incredibly obnoxious about the fact that I have a rapier and I will use it as leverage in every conversation airfryer style
benefits: I will take pictures of me with the sword, stabbing girls.
cons: I will be incredibly obnoxious about the fact that I have a rapier and I will use it as leverage in every conversation airfryer style
January 15, 2026 at 3:32 PM
THIS WAS A BIT WHAT IS HAPPENING
me: "i do not sully my hands with the blood-product of godless machines"
alty: "Impudent fucking pilot-thing."
WHO ARE YOU, MY DEAR WHITE BOY, TO QUOTE MY OWN STORY AT ME?
alty: "Impudent fucking pilot-thing."
WHO ARE YOU, MY DEAR WHITE BOY, TO QUOTE MY OWN STORY AT ME?
January 15, 2026 at 5:45 AM
me: "i do not sully my hands with the blood-product of godless machines"
alty: "Impudent fucking pilot-thing."
WHO ARE YOU, MY DEAR WHITE BOY, TO QUOTE MY OWN STORY AT ME?
alty: "Impudent fucking pilot-thing."
WHO ARE YOU, MY DEAR WHITE BOY, TO QUOTE MY OWN STORY AT ME?
I gotta get more fucked up and findom a girl out of a couple hundred bucks to snag myself a rapier
January 15, 2026 at 5:38 AM
I gotta get more fucked up and findom a girl out of a couple hundred bucks to snag myself a rapier
starting a kickstarter so I can buy the swept hilt rapier I saw online for $300
benefits: I will take pictures of me with the sword, stabbing girls.
cons: I will be incredibly obnoxious about the fact that I have a rapier and I will use it as leverage in every conversation airfryer style
benefits: I will take pictures of me with the sword, stabbing girls.
cons: I will be incredibly obnoxious about the fact that I have a rapier and I will use it as leverage in every conversation airfryer style
January 15, 2026 at 1:00 AM
starting a kickstarter so I can buy the swept hilt rapier I saw online for $300
benefits: I will take pictures of me with the sword, stabbing girls.
cons: I will be incredibly obnoxious about the fact that I have a rapier and I will use it as leverage in every conversation airfryer style
benefits: I will take pictures of me with the sword, stabbing girls.
cons: I will be incredibly obnoxious about the fact that I have a rapier and I will use it as leverage in every conversation airfryer style
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true love is found within the woman who poisons your wine, who tenderly holds your head as you shake and shudder
true love is a woman who tenderly strokes your cheek, who takes you to bed, and brings you wine in bed, just as poisoned, so you can stay a moment longer with her
true love is a woman who tenderly strokes your cheek, who takes you to bed, and brings you wine in bed, just as poisoned, so you can stay a moment longer with her
January 12, 2026 at 6:14 AM
true love is found within the woman who poisons your wine, who tenderly holds your head as you shake and shudder
true love is a woman who tenderly strokes your cheek, who takes you to bed, and brings you wine in bed, just as poisoned, so you can stay a moment longer with her
true love is a woman who tenderly strokes your cheek, who takes you to bed, and brings you wine in bed, just as poisoned, so you can stay a moment longer with her
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slept on tyler the creator for too long and now I've got DEATHCAMP on loop 'cause hot damn this a song to break shit to
January 14, 2026 at 10:26 PM
slept on tyler the creator for too long and now I've got DEATHCAMP on loop 'cause hot damn this a song to break shit to
Chat I need cheap camera recommendations
Somewhere in the $100-$150ish range?
Somewhere in the $100-$150ish range?
January 14, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Chat I need cheap camera recommendations
Somewhere in the $100-$150ish range?
Somewhere in the $100-$150ish range?
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in my defense when I started doing a sick victorian child bit and calling him papa, all I thought would happen is that he'd laugh, okay
January 14, 2026 at 4:40 AM
in my defense when I started doing a sick victorian child bit and calling him papa, all I thought would happen is that he'd laugh, okay
Doing a goddamn gravity assisted slingshot around the blackhole of my ego and going from Its So Over to We've Never Been This Back in the span of 5 minutes
January 13, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Doing a goddamn gravity assisted slingshot around the blackhole of my ego and going from Its So Over to We've Never Been This Back in the span of 5 minutes
It's not chronic fatigue, it's a secret fucked up other thing that's actually.just a moral failing-
January 13, 2026 at 1:26 PM
It's not chronic fatigue, it's a secret fucked up other thing that's actually.just a moral failing-
Definitely feels like one of those days where I'm stuck choking on my own blood, but y'know. We ball.
January 13, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Definitely feels like one of those days where I'm stuck choking on my own blood, but y'know. We ball.