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TripleTrouble
@prodigiouspurpl.bsky.social
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Large Hydra Lady, probably loves you and hopes you're eating well! 🔞Potentially NSFW🔞 She/They, 30+, 🏳️‍⚧️ Married to @ruthredmane.bsky.social Poly, Size/Disability Visibility, 🇵🇸, ACAB #hydracookery for cooking posts! #hydratums for RL bbw content
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We always have subtitles on if it's something we're actively watching, but we're a bit of an outlier with our auditory processing
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You know if you really sit down and think about it
Being over 6ft means I need extra chest and hip mass to pull this hrt thing off
You all know what to do
If you don't have at least three names for your pet, we just don't understand what you're doing with your life.
We have got to get you some cowprint arm sleeves and some punky 'yeen accoutrements on top to hold them in place
Hello, we're mailmens, let us see too
You are somehow upbeat all the time we share spaces and company, we love hearing your laughter even as we tease you about how loud that hyena cackles 💜

Also such smart and plants and food...
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You doing okay?

You need some boobs, you need some swollen bunny milkers, you need a big sippy from the fat titty????
Always knew you was a schmott guy
If only there was some kind of doohickey or thingamabob that could expedite matters...
It Will Be Great For The World When These Monsters are Gone....
Do. Do get started on those thoughts again.
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I havent done an adopt in half a decade so i decided to try doing a cute pokemon adopt! Made this Perennial Florges and im super in love with it honestly!

ill have a comment down below this post where people can put bids on it!
We are seeing a basket that is Prime for Pickling...
Every time we see your soft it always gets us thinking about injecting directly into our tum too, like it's some magic doughy-softness cheat code
Get in, we're hitting the buffet(s) and then Torrid.
It's a thought that's going around, we don't even have a job to fantasize about jumping-ship and we wanna be a dairy cow

It's just speciesism that we can't
Oh congratulations to you both!!
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🚨🦕🚨 New OC Alert 🚨🦕🚨

Doodling today and stumbled into a really nice shape for a sauropod... next thing you know she's got colors and an identity and I love her.

Her name's Janet and she's a gigantic sweet old lady who doesn't watch where she's going...
We would love love to share a cup or three of tea with her and a cavalcade of biscuits, and idly chatter about the difficulty in finding appropriately accommodating furnitures of late
When we lived in Apopka and were broke we used to get the cubans from 7/11 in fits of desperation, but with the enshitification of everything they're probably absolute ass now and way overpriced
Wonton lust...

Alas, rip pierogis
Cooking video where they start with making stock with oxtail - lol no, are you out of your ever loving mind? What a waste of a good cut.
DEAR FUTURE ZORI: DO NOT EMBROIDER HIGH