The Professional Internet Bum says Sic Semper Tyrannis
@professionalbum.bsky.social
Berkeley gutterpunk turned Graybeard anarcho-socialist.
Don't cite the deep shitposts to me, I was there when they were written.
He/Him, Trans Rights, ACAB.
Don't cite the deep shitposts to me, I was there when they were written.
He/Him, Trans Rights, ACAB.
Pinned
If the United States handled gun violence and car violence with the quickness they handle the danger posed by lawn darts, we'd have coast to coast high speed rail, and a lot less dead school children.
Remember: it's only the 'Radical Left' if it comes from that region of France.
Otherwise it's just sparkling 'This Is What Normal Countries Do To Help Their Citizenry'
Otherwise it's just sparkling 'This Is What Normal Countries Do To Help Their Citizenry'
November 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Remember: it's only the 'Radical Left' if it comes from that region of France.
Otherwise it's just sparkling 'This Is What Normal Countries Do To Help Their Citizenry'
Otherwise it's just sparkling 'This Is What Normal Countries Do To Help Their Citizenry'
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I'm pretty sure one reason #vampires date Daywalkers, mortals, werewolves, and witches is having someone who can stop by the pharmacy to pick up their SSRIs during business hours...
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I'm pretty sure one reason #vampires date Daywalkers, mortals, werewolves, and witches is having someone who can stop by the pharmacy to pick up their SSRIs during business hours...
I kind of want to see a #DukesofHazzard Next Generation, where the Duke Boys are Southern Democrats who fight Klansmen in Hazzard County, The General Lee is repainted to the General Sherman, and is now an EV.
Bo Duke married a black man, who is also their mechanic.
Bo Duke married a black man, who is also their mechanic.
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I kind of want to see a #DukesofHazzard Next Generation, where the Duke Boys are Southern Democrats who fight Klansmen in Hazzard County, The General Lee is repainted to the General Sherman, and is now an EV.
Bo Duke married a black man, who is also their mechanic.
Bo Duke married a black man, who is also their mechanic.
Today is #VeteransDay. No veteran should have been used as cannon fodder so billionaires could steal resources from other countries.
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Today is #VeteransDay. No veteran should have been used as cannon fodder so billionaires could steal resources from other countries.
I going to assume it's just multiple copies of Mein Kampf...
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I going to assume it's just multiple copies of Mein Kampf...
@democrats.org
/Loudly bangs on this meme with a copy of the Constitution until you pay fucking attention.
/Loudly bangs on this meme with a copy of the Constitution until you pay fucking attention.
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
@democrats.org
/Loudly bangs on this meme with a copy of the Constitution until you pay fucking attention.
/Loudly bangs on this meme with a copy of the Constitution until you pay fucking attention.
Yeah, the Orange Idiot says a lot of things.
Get back to us when he says 'I hereby resign the Office of President.
Get back to us when he says 'I hereby resign the Office of President.
Trump says tariffs to yield dividends 'of at least $2,000 a person'
Trump says tariffs to yield dividends 'of at least $2,000 a person'
But Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent cast the discussion in a bit of a different light.
dlvr.it
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Yeah, the Orange Idiot says a lot of things.
Get back to us when he says 'I hereby resign the Office of President.
Get back to us when he says 'I hereby resign the Office of President.
Because you always pay your private army.
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Because you always pay your private army.
I would argue they've always been political, it just happened that 'be mean to people' has never been a good look.
A fig leaf of 'we insult everyone' means the underadvantaged still take a beating.
A fig leaf of 'we insult everyone' means the underadvantaged still take a beating.
“It’s not that we got all political,” said Trey Parker, one of the show’s creators. “It’s that politics became pop culture.”
‘South Park’ Takes On Trump and Wins Bigly
www.nytimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I would argue they've always been political, it just happened that 'be mean to people' has never been a good look.
A fig leaf of 'we insult everyone' means the underadvantaged still take a beating.
A fig leaf of 'we insult everyone' means the underadvantaged still take a beating.
Doesn't Canadian Born Citizen Rafael Cruz have a winter storm to run away from?
Ted Cruz: "I think right now the 2 frontrunners for the Democratic nomination in 2028 are AOC and Mamdani. Now, he's not even eligible, but what do they care? Law doesn't mean anything to them. That's where their party is."
November 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Doesn't Canadian Born Citizen Rafael Cruz have a winter storm to run away from?
I assume their 'anti-semitism task force' was about encouraging more of it?
🚨 WaPo SCOOP: Inside the crisis at the Heritage Foundation
The group behind Project 2025 is facing a rebellion — and has been for months.
The Tucker Carlson/Nick Fuentes/antisemitism saga is just what caused it to break into the open.
🎁 Gift link:
The group behind Project 2025 is facing a rebellion — and has been for months.
The Tucker Carlson/Nick Fuentes/antisemitism saga is just what caused it to break into the open.
🎁 Gift link:
Heritage staff in open revolt over leader’s defense of Tucker Carlson
At least five members of Heritage’s antisemitism task force resigned after Roberts defended Carlson’s interview with antisemitic white nationalist Nick Fuentes.
wapo.st
November 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I assume their 'anti-semitism task force' was about encouraging more of it?
"noooo! That's illegal! Gerrymandering is only for conservative states to oppress women, minorities, trans people, brown people, immigrants, poor, and liberals!"
🚨BREAKING: A group of Republicans wasted no time Wednesday filing a lawsuit to block a redistricting measure overwhelmingly passed by California voters just the night before. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
GOP Immediately Sues to Block California’s Voter-Approved Congressional Map
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"noooo! That's illegal! Gerrymandering is only for conservative states to oppress women, minorities, trans people, brown people, immigrants, poor, and liberals!"
It's to help remind Orange Julius where he is after filling his diaper.
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It's to help remind Orange Julius where he is after filling his diaper.
The first rule of #FightClub is you must like, subscribe, hit the bell notification, share the video with your friends, and comment below.
It really helps engagement and getting the word out that there's a secret street fighting ring that meets at the Pleasant Hill YMCA every Thursday.
It really helps engagement and getting the word out that there's a secret street fighting ring that meets at the Pleasant Hill YMCA every Thursday.
November 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The first rule of #FightClub is you must like, subscribe, hit the bell notification, share the video with your friends, and comment below.
It really helps engagement and getting the word out that there's a secret street fighting ring that meets at the Pleasant Hill YMCA every Thursday.
It really helps engagement and getting the word out that there's a secret street fighting ring that meets at the Pleasant Hill YMCA every Thursday.
Oh #cheney died?
Rest in piss, you colossal Bozo. Convincing an Ivy League educated oil baron failsson to go to war because your company wanted untold wealth will go down in history as the worst mistake.
We spent $1,000,000,000,000 a year since then chasing our tails and welcoming fascism. :/
Rest in piss, you colossal Bozo. Convincing an Ivy League educated oil baron failsson to go to war because your company wanted untold wealth will go down in history as the worst mistake.
We spent $1,000,000,000,000 a year since then chasing our tails and welcoming fascism. :/
November 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Oh #cheney died?
Rest in piss, you colossal Bozo. Convincing an Ivy League educated oil baron failsson to go to war because your company wanted untold wealth will go down in history as the worst mistake.
We spent $1,000,000,000,000 a year since then chasing our tails and welcoming fascism. :/
Rest in piss, you colossal Bozo. Convincing an Ivy League educated oil baron failsson to go to war because your company wanted untold wealth will go down in history as the worst mistake.
We spent $1,000,000,000,000 a year since then chasing our tails and welcoming fascism. :/
October 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
You have made art, Matt.
October 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
You have made art, Matt.
#SNAP is important to keep people from starving, but have we considered maybe evening the playing field with taxes, closing loopholes, shifting away from praising the conspicuous overconsumption and hoarding of wealth, and remember that billionaires are just people with addresses?
October 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
#SNAP is important to keep people from starving, but have we considered maybe evening the playing field with taxes, closing loopholes, shifting away from praising the conspicuous overconsumption and hoarding of wealth, and remember that billionaires are just people with addresses?
Reagan 2.0, somehow with even less brains between the ears...
Clearly he's giving a lot of thought to these pardons, not just signing whatever they put in front of him.
COLLINS: Today you pardoned the founded of Binance. Can you explain why you did that?
TRUMP: Which one was that?
COLLINS: The founder of Binance
TRUMP: I believe we're talking about the same person, because I do pardon a lot of people. I don't know. He was recommended by a lot of people.
TRUMP: Which one was that?
COLLINS: The founder of Binance
TRUMP: I believe we're talking about the same person, because I do pardon a lot of people. I don't know. He was recommended by a lot of people.
October 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Reagan 2.0, somehow with even less brains between the ears...
Harvard has been an investment portfolio with an MBA attached like a vestigial appendage for the longest fucking time...
Wow. Harvard nuking its PhD programs
- Science PhD admissions reduced by more than 75%
- Arts & Humanities reduced by about 60%
- Social Sciences by 50–70%
- History by 60%
- Biology by 75%
- The German department will lose all PhD seats
- Sociology from six PhD students to zero
- Science PhD admissions reduced by more than 75%
- Arts & Humanities reduced by about 60%
- Social Sciences by 50–70%
- History by 60%
- Biology by 75%
- The German department will lose all PhD seats
- Sociology from six PhD students to zero
Harvard FAS Cuts Ph.D. Seats By More Than Half Across Next Two Admissions Cycles | News | The Harvard Crimson
The Faculty of Arts and Sciences slashed the number of Ph.D. student admissions slots for the Science division by more than 75 percent and for the Arts & Humanities division by about 60 percent for th...
www.thecrimson.com
October 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Harvard has been an investment portfolio with an MBA attached like a vestigial appendage for the longest fucking time...
Orange Julius keeps failing at conquering liberal cities (hint: All cities are liberal) so he's aiming for SF, next.
Trump went as far as implying he may invoke the Insurrection Act if needed.
Trump promises to deploy troops to SF: 'We're going to go to San Francisco'
Trump went as far as implying he may invoke the Insurrection Act if needed.
bit.ly
October 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Orange Julius keeps failing at conquering liberal cities (hint: All cities are liberal) so he's aiming for SF, next.
Babe, wake up. New Benoit Blanc story just dropped.
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Babe, wake up. New Benoit Blanc story just dropped.
Fucksake, @nytimes.com if Biden had posted anything even remotely like that video you'd be hounding for a resignation.
I know you're owned by a shithead billionaire, but fucking do journalism.
🍊 won't be there forever. You're going to look fucking stupid after this is all said and done.
I know you're owned by a shithead billionaire, but fucking do journalism.
🍊 won't be there forever. You're going to look fucking stupid after this is all said and done.
NYT sanewashing extends, apparently, to sparing NYT readers from a description of Trump's literal shit.
October 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Fucksake, @nytimes.com if Biden had posted anything even remotely like that video you'd be hounding for a resignation.
I know you're owned by a shithead billionaire, but fucking do journalism.
🍊 won't be there forever. You're going to look fucking stupid after this is all said and done.
I know you're owned by a shithead billionaire, but fucking do journalism.
🍊 won't be there forever. You're going to look fucking stupid after this is all said and done.