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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 20h

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 22h

I know 14.3 and 17.3 aren’t great numbers but in Jared’s eyes anything under 18 is prime picking.

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 22h

They’re always trying to sneak in Jared Leto. Cover up his face with a beard, with long hair (in front of his face), helmets/vampire face split, etc.
From what I’ve seen, the most successful way they’ve snuck Leto into a movie was with a different actor.

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 1d

Oh my god. We’re living in the universe where Mike Teevee won Wonka’s chocolate factory.

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 3d

When the Epstein Rug is pulled out from under the Naked Orange Emperor, do we still have to play his stupid games?

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 4d

I think this is actually a photo from the open auditions for Paul Blart: Mall Ordnungspolizei.

Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 4d

She’s like… “Joffrey whooooo?”

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 5d

Reporter: She’s the one who helped made it possible for you to rape young children.

Trump: Ohhhh! THAT Ghislaine Maxwell.

Reporter and Trump: Jeffrey Epstein’s girlfriend!

Trump: Jinx!!!

All Reporters: Hahahaha! Oh well. Everything is okay. Nothing for us to do here. Great work, Mr. Trump.

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 6d

Ew. A simple, “Thank you for your service” would suffice.

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 7d

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 8d

Diddy really wishing right now he listened to Trump and join the Epstein group rather than run his own racket.

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 9d

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 10d

Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 11d

#PeteHegshit #DeptOfWarOnAmericans

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 12d

Durbin, seen here, feeling pretty, pretty good about his negotiating skills.

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 12d

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 13d

Mr Beast: This is ridiculous. If anyone’s curious, we were never going to pay the guy any money. I mean come on, we DO have lawyers!!!

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 16d

This reminds me of the whole theory that Kanye’s odd/disturbing behavior is just some sort of Andy Kaufman performance artist bit. I found it interesting for a day or two but eventually Occam’s razor won out and, sadly, Ye was just being Ye.

Although… maaaaybe… one day… a big reveal… nope.

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 16d

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 17d

Buried in a golf course.

He cheated on her in life.
He’ll cheat on her in death.

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 18d

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 19d

Look at me, Mammy!
Don't you know me?
I'm your little baby!

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 19d

The Epstein Files!!!
brought to you by Tylenol

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 19d

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me thrice… hugs????

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Burt Handsome @professorxennial.bsky.social · 19d

Jeffries: “…and I stilllllllll won’t be the one holding them accountable.”

Wolf: “So, you won’t be in congress by that time?”

Jeffries: “No. I’ll just still be ineffective and collecting that sweet, sweet paycheck. Cha-ching!”

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