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O’Leary looks like Scrooge just before he goes to bed and is visited by Jacob Marley & the three ghosts.
O’Leary: Cherry pick this: Are there no prisons?... And the Union workhouses? Are they still in operation?
O’Leary: Cherry pick this: Are there no prisons?... And the Union workhouses? Are they still in operation?
December 6, 2025 at 4:03 AM
O’Leary looks like Scrooge just before he goes to bed and is visited by Jacob Marley & the three ghosts.
O’Leary: Cherry pick this: Are there no prisons?... And the Union workhouses? Are they still in operation?
O’Leary: Cherry pick this: Are there no prisons?... And the Union workhouses? Are they still in operation?
Also, please welcome the first winner of FIFA’s Best Reality TV Show for the years 2004-2017 called The Apprentice!
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Also, please welcome the first winner of FIFA’s Best Reality TV Show for the years 2004-2017 called The Apprentice!
TRUMP’S BRAIN: Don’t say brain. Don’t say brain. Don’t say brain. Don’t say brain. Don’t say brain. Don’t say brain. Don’t say brain. Don’t say brain—
TRUMP: I can tell you this: it certainly WASN’T the brain! *Trump you genius! You did it again!*
TRUMP’S BRAIN: Trump you idiot! You did it again!
TRUMP: I can tell you this: it certainly WASN’T the brain! *Trump you genius! You did it again!*
TRUMP’S BRAIN: Trump you idiot! You did it again!
December 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
TRUMP’S BRAIN: Don’t say brain. Don’t say brain. Don’t say brain. Don’t say brain. Don’t say brain. Don’t say brain. Don’t say brain. Don’t say brain—
TRUMP: I can tell you this: it certainly WASN’T the brain! *Trump you genius! You did it again!*
TRUMP’S BRAIN: Trump you idiot! You did it again!
TRUMP: I can tell you this: it certainly WASN’T the brain! *Trump you genius! You did it again!*
TRUMP’S BRAIN: Trump you idiot! You did it again!
HASSETT: Everyone in the nation says I’m doing a great job.
CORDES: No one thinks that. You have lost the public’s trust.
HASSETT:
CORDES: No one thinks that. You have lost the public’s trust.
HASSETT:
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November 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
HASSETT: Everyone in the nation says I’m doing a great job.
CORDES: No one thinks that. You have lost the public’s trust.
HASSETT:
CORDES: No one thinks that. You have lost the public’s trust.
HASSETT:
CUOMO TO DONORS:
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November 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
CUOMO TO DONORS:
Huntr/x is the Wyld Stallyns we were promised from days of yore. 🤘🏼🎸🌍☮️
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November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Huntr/x is the Wyld Stallyns we were promised from days of yore. 🤘🏼🎸🌍☮️
If a lasagna and a shepherd’s pie had a baby… THAT’S a casserole.
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
If a lasagna and a shepherd’s pie had a baby… THAT’S a casserole.
WELKER (to Mamdani): Is Trump a fascist? Do you think he’s a despot? How can you work with such a horrible person? Why are you antisemitic?
WELKER (to Republicans): Who’s your favorite member of Huntr/x? And it’s okay to say alllllll of them! 😘
WELKER (to Republicans): Who’s your favorite member of Huntr/x? And it’s okay to say alllllll of them! 😘
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
WELKER (to Mamdani): Is Trump a fascist? Do you think he’s a despot? How can you work with such a horrible person? Why are you antisemitic?
WELKER (to Republicans): Who’s your favorite member of Huntr/x? And it’s okay to say alllllll of them! 😘
WELKER (to Republicans): Who’s your favorite member of Huntr/x? And it’s okay to say alllllll of them! 😘
MAMDANI: I think Trump is a fascist.
DEMS: You meanie commie! You hate America! Our image!!! You’ll alienate our base! Donors will stop giving us money!
GOP: You meanie commie! You hate America! His policies save lives and are bringing back the economy!
TRUMP: Say yes, boo. I like it.
DEMS: You meanie commie! You hate America! Our image!!! You’ll alienate our base! Donors will stop giving us money!
GOP: You meanie commie! You hate America! His policies save lives and are bringing back the economy!
TRUMP: Say yes, boo. I like it.
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
MAMDANI: I think Trump is a fascist.
DEMS: You meanie commie! You hate America! Our image!!! You’ll alienate our base! Donors will stop giving us money!
GOP: You meanie commie! You hate America! His policies save lives and are bringing back the economy!
TRUMP: Say yes, boo. I like it.
DEMS: You meanie commie! You hate America! Our image!!! You’ll alienate our base! Donors will stop giving us money!
GOP: You meanie commie! You hate America! His policies save lives and are bringing back the economy!
TRUMP: Say yes, boo. I like it.
Trump: We all know what I am. I haven’t been hiding it. We good, Z.
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Trump: We all know what I am. I haven’t been hiding it. We good, Z.
Looks like someone is trying to do damage control before the Epstein photo dump happens.
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Looks like someone is trying to do damage control before the Epstein photo dump happens.
“Sorry to those of you who have discovered that I got caught for the things I have been caught. Hopefully I will not have to apologize or be held accountable for the things I have not yet been caught or held accountable for… And for those I did the things to… Welp! 🤷🏻♂️”
November 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
“Sorry to those of you who have discovered that I got caught for the things I have been caught. Hopefully I will not have to apologize or be held accountable for the things I have not yet been caught or held accountable for… And for those I did the things to… Welp! 🤷🏻♂️”
POINT: The DOJ is spearheaded by a petty, vindictive, felon president who is running a poor prosecution, seeking revenge, and focused on tarnishing the reputation of the former FBI director.
COUNTERPOINT: Shut up, piggy!
COUNTERPOINT: Shut up, piggy!
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
POINT: The DOJ is spearheaded by a petty, vindictive, felon president who is running a poor prosecution, seeking revenge, and focused on tarnishing the reputation of the former FBI director.
COUNTERPOINT: Shut up, piggy!
COUNTERPOINT: Shut up, piggy!
Sundowning on the Air Force One: A Memoir
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November 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Sundowning on the Air Force One: A Memoir
This is the bar.
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This is the bar.
“…NOW WHO WANTS TO BUY A WATCH?”
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
“…NOW WHO WANTS TO BUY A WATCH?”
It’s in times like this that I’m reminded of the Groucho Marx quote: I wouldn't want to belong to a club that would have Marjorie Taylor Greene as a member.
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November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
It’s in times like this that I’m reminded of the Groucho Marx quote: I wouldn't want to belong to a club that would have Marjorie Taylor Greene as a member.
“Why do Dems love a lying, cheating, commie-loving, dead pedophile? So-so-soooo much they’re willing to sacrifice Americans’ healthcare for it?”
November 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
“Why do Dems love a lying, cheating, commie-loving, dead pedophile? So-so-soooo much they’re willing to sacrifice Americans’ healthcare for it?”
…10 bucks says millions of people get denied because the DOGE dicks messed stuff up.
ToTaLLy bY aCciDeNt!!!
ToTaLLy bY aCciDeNt!!!
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
…10 bucks says millions of people get denied because the DOGE dicks messed stuff up.
ToTaLLy bY aCciDeNt!!!
ToTaLLy bY aCciDeNt!!!