Jbonesy
@profjbones.bsky.social
Spooky $h!t.
Self Deprecating Humor Drier Than a Camel's Ass.
Occasional Gentleman.
Self Deprecating Humor Drier Than a Camel's Ass.
Occasional Gentleman.
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This is a super niche space ghost Busta joke, haha
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is a super niche space ghost Busta joke, haha
I was once a Macy's parade balloon.
ONCE.
ONCE.
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I was once a Macy's parade balloon.
ONCE.
ONCE.
Ever find empty pistachio shells and realize they look like muppets?
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Ever find empty pistachio shells and realize they look like muppets?
My entire mood until the end of November. An unpopular opinion apparently, but it's mine.
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
My entire mood until the end of November. An unpopular opinion apparently, but it's mine.
"Still Here."
--Don't worry. On the nights the moon is shaped like a sickle and the road seems to get a little darker and stranger, we're still here. When the wind whistles through the cornstalks and getting to where you need to be takes a bit longer each night, we're still here.
--Don't worry. On the nights the moon is shaped like a sickle and the road seems to get a little darker and stranger, we're still here. When the wind whistles through the cornstalks and getting to where you need to be takes a bit longer each night, we're still here.
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
"Still Here."
--Don't worry. On the nights the moon is shaped like a sickle and the road seems to get a little darker and stranger, we're still here. When the wind whistles through the cornstalks and getting to where you need to be takes a bit longer each night, we're still here.
--Don't worry. On the nights the moon is shaped like a sickle and the road seems to get a little darker and stranger, we're still here. When the wind whistles through the cornstalks and getting to where you need to be takes a bit longer each night, we're still here.
Of course its not on Jan 6th for...... reasons.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress. Her last day in office will be January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Of course its not on Jan 6th for...... reasons.
It's happened.
Im at the age where I need glasses/prescriptions and my insurance wants to FIGHT me over if I need them or not. Meanwhile I still pay them.
Hooray!
USA! USA! USA!
Im at the age where I need glasses/prescriptions and my insurance wants to FIGHT me over if I need them or not. Meanwhile I still pay them.
Hooray!
USA! USA! USA!
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It's happened.
Im at the age where I need glasses/prescriptions and my insurance wants to FIGHT me over if I need them or not. Meanwhile I still pay them.
Hooray!
USA! USA! USA!
Im at the age where I need glasses/prescriptions and my insurance wants to FIGHT me over if I need them or not. Meanwhile I still pay them.
Hooray!
USA! USA! USA!
The goggins grinch thing is stupid.
There, its been said.
There, its been said.
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The goggins grinch thing is stupid.
There, its been said.
There, its been said.
Ca...castlevania olives?
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Ca...castlevania olives?
Let's not pretend lorre didnt like it
Humphrey Bogart and Peter Lorre in The Maltese Falcon
November 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Let's not pretend lorre didnt like it
There's a damn mouse in my car AGAIN
November 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
There's a damn mouse in my car AGAIN
My uncle St. Jerome once shot a dracula right in the balls.
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My uncle St. Jerome once shot a dracula right in the balls.
Hey, know that job you don't like but we're kinda demoting you from? Show up for it extra extra early Sunday, k?
Me: ..... youre a bad bad man.
Me: ..... youre a bad bad man.
November 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Hey, know that job you don't like but we're kinda demoting you from? Show up for it extra extra early Sunday, k?
Me: ..... youre a bad bad man.
Me: ..... youre a bad bad man.
It's EARLY for us and I hate it, but we were right there. Don't tell anyone what we saw.
#spiritchristmas
#spiritchristmas
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
It's EARLY for us and I hate it, but we were right there. Don't tell anyone what we saw.
#spiritchristmas
#spiritchristmas
Ever punch a nazi? Or topple a corrupt business?
a group of people are sitting in a car with the words `` be a lot cooler if you did '' written on it .
ALT: a group of people are sitting in a car with the words `` be a lot cooler if you did '' written on it .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Ever punch a nazi? Or topple a corrupt business?
Sorry, out of sorts. Haunt season is over and im out of steam, yet autumn still has a strong pulse and it's beauty is unmatched. Remember, its still harvest time and there are moments to sip warm cider by lakes, painted by the surrounding trees while stubborn geese still float along it's surface.
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Sorry, out of sorts. Haunt season is over and im out of steam, yet autumn still has a strong pulse and it's beauty is unmatched. Remember, its still harvest time and there are moments to sip warm cider by lakes, painted by the surrounding trees while stubborn geese still float along it's surface.
And happy devils night to all who celebrate
October 31, 2025 at 3:04 AM
And happy devils night to all who celebrate
The veil is thinning and there are voices out there if you are willing to listen. Tried a little At Home Mysticism for the True Believers... Its Mischief Night and almost Halloween, you know...
October 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The veil is thinning and there are voices out there if you are willing to listen. Tried a little At Home Mysticism for the True Believers... Its Mischief Night and almost Halloween, you know...
Reposted by Jbonesy
Pumpkins out the wazoo. Weve got slugs sleeping in some, fresh cuts, sly guys and Pottsville Pumpkins.
October 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Pumpkins out the wazoo. Weve got slugs sleeping in some, fresh cuts, sly guys and Pottsville Pumpkins.