Jess Booshain 👻
@profjessblankshain.bsky.social
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Associate professor, mom, triathlete, dog person, Swiftie. US foreign policy, civil-military relations, & bureaucratic politics. Personal views only. Posts before 9/23/23 are imports from the other place.
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I'm so sorry. It is always too soon for us even when it isn't for them.
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Did not account for the headphones allowing the (old man not at all sneaky) dog to sneak up on me
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Figured out how to play my vinyls on my giant over ear Bluetooth headphones. My constant dancing around the house lip syncing is about to get even more annoying!
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Some days just opening the draft document and writing a few sentences of word vomit feels like a major accomplishment.
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TFW you have a migraine and your children have turned on every light and sound emitting device in the house
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Furlough Day 4 (we're not counting weekends) soccer snacks
A kitchen counter with a white ghost shaped snackle box filled with fruit, cheese, pirates booty, harvest peas, and chocolate oat bars. The transparent ghost face lid hangs off the side.
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I'm seeing a) assertions that no one has been thinking about the issues raised by these NG deployments and b) confident assertions about complicated legal issues. So a friendly reminder that we do have experts on domestic use of the U.S. military, and even they don't have clear answers! ⬇️
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Has TLOAS made anyone else want to rewatch Bunheads or just me?
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After a dozen times through TLOAS, Spotify has finally given up and started looping the album instead of trying to auto play a different Taylor song at the end
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My current annoyance is that the tracks can all sound the same or not be coherent but they can't be both!
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In my mind "keep it 💯 on the land, the sea, the sky" is an ode to Goldwater-Nichols
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I truly was not expecting to like this album this much on first listen. I love Taylor but I also hate change.
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Also it's such a relief to only have 12 songs to learn
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I truly was not expecting to like this album this much on first listen. I love Taylor but I also hate change.
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So nice of Congress to look out for the Swiftie feds with the shutdown timing!
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I might need a nap first but yes! I probably would have even if I had work in the morning but will have fewer regrets now. You?
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By the time shutdown ends I will be 80% pumpkin spice
A large container of pumpkin pie spice coffee creamer and a black coffee mug with a bat face in front of a coffee maker and mug tree
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Now I feel weirdly compelled to go try one from the giant Halloween KitKat variety pack in my pantry
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Please applaud my restraint in not setting my voicemail to "I'm sorry, the old Jess can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, 'cause she's furloughed!"
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If you're looking for a Halloween book for young toddlers I highly recommend Eek! Halloween! by Sandra Boynton (or as my toddler calls it, "bawk bawk bawk")
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Need to keep your kids busy for a few minutes so you can dissociate in peace? I highly recommend a sticker scavenger hunt.
Close up of a child's hands checking a box next to one of six paw patrol stickers on a green sheet of paper
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I was thinking "Supreme Allied Commander of Swifties"