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Ethan J. CarColder!

@pseudoimmortal.bsky.social

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I'll free you all. I promise. pseudoimmortal.straw.page #MVRP #OCRP #SFWRP // some dark themes ahead! // Multiship (each ship is it's own timeline) //just @ me to int!! //tags: #ParodySky #MVRP #ParodyBluesky //written by Elli!

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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · Jul 5

Consider this as an "I'm back" of sorts.

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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

// being gay is trending in brazil??

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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

*WHEEZING.*

HHHHHHHH?!?!? WHY DID I EVEN SAY THAT??!?

[ THE TRINITY OF DIGNITY ] @endless-hellfire.bsky.social · 13d

“NO. What made you jump to that fucking conclusion?!????”

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

Lemme guess, he is... gay?

*WHAT*

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

Lemme guess, he is... gay?

*WHAT*

[ THE TRINITY OF DIGNITY ] @endless-hellfire.bsky.social · 13d

⚪️: “Nomal. Nomal Porter.”

👁️‍🗨️: “…..Yeah the writer ain’t exactly good with names is he-“

Fuck you.

“Anyways, yeah, meet my technically opposite but still my brother Nomal. Take a guess what he is.”

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

Yep! Nice to meet you, uhhh...

*Squinting.*

Who are ya?-

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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

*Ethan hits them with the "depressed middle age man" stare.*

Ehh... kinda.

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

Yep! Nice to meet you, uhhh...

*Squinting.*

Who are ya?-

[ THE TRINITY OF DIGNITY ] @endless-hellfire.bsky.social · 13d

👁️‍🗨️: “Oh. Well, good for you, i guess!”

⚪️: “…Anyways, Ethan right? It’s nice to meet someone that Narra knows for once.”

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

Just exploring the multiverse. It.. helped mellow me out a bit.

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

Thank you.

(Whoof, been a minute since I've felt pain. I'M NOT CHANGIN THAT.)

Wait-- "human"??

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

Just exploring the multiverse. It.. helped mellow me out a bit.

[ THE TRINITY OF DIGNITY ] @endless-hellfire.bsky.social · 13d

“…Where the hell were you then, space nebula?? Come on atleast share a bit more detail than THAT.”

…and nothing changed from their attitude.

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

Ah, everything was fine! Was on vacation, but.. forgot to telll everyone.

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

Hi- PLEASE stop.

*Getting a bit louder now.*

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

Ow- Don't do that. That hurts.

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

Ah, everything was fine! Was on vacation, but.. forgot to telll everyone.

[ THE TRINITY OF DIGNITY ] @endless-hellfire.bsky.social · 13d

👁️‍🗨️: “ah-“

Narra got up and took out some bandages out, fixing him up. Wow, it definitely been a while if they’re NOT tryna make him suffer.

“Sorry bout that. Anyways, how was… everything?”

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

MY RRIIBS!-

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

MY RRIIBS!-

[ THE TRINITY OF DIGNITY ] @endless-hellfire.bsky.social · 13d

A FUCKING BULLDOZER LEVEL IMPACT COMES STRAIGHT AT HIM

👁️‍🗨️: “Ethan!” :D

⚪️: “….I’d like to apologize for the behavior of theirs, new friend.”

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

*Waking up from his 1000 year slumber*

Something just happened.

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

So, uhh... how's it been?

*Smiling.*

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

Do I-

*Blink.*

...I DO know you.

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

Well, to be fair, what ISN'T a strange happening here, am I right?

🌈 GOLDIE 💘 @aerialwubbox.bsky.social · 13d

"It's okay! I'm sorry we haven't had much time to hang out.. we've been really busy with.. well, everything! Kids, holidays, strange happenings.. haha."

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

Beep-

Heh, I'm doing great! I was on vacation, and sorry for not telling you! Doing WAY better mentally than before.

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

Beep-

Heh, I'm doing great! I was on vacation, and sorry for not telling you! Doing WAY better mentally than before.

🌈 GOLDIE 💘 @aerialwubbox.bsky.social · 13d

"ETHAN!!"

Clearly, Goldie missed him. He's currently getting a great big hug from the wub.

"I missed you! How are you, old friend?"

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

Alright, who missed me?-

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

...Right. Reclusa has no idea what a Dark World is.

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

Now that I'm back, feel free to ask me anythin', folks.

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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

Congrats, bossman!

I came back with better mental health, is that okay?

PlayStation @parodyplaystation.bsky.social · 13d

I could say the same to you.

The only difference is I disappear and come back with my State of Play and give Bandai the license for an A-Okay to publish Japan Studio games.

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

Oh, hey, PS! Long time no see!

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

Oh, hey, PS! Long time no see!

PlayStation @parodyplaystation.bsky.social · 13d

Hello.

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

Alright, who missed me?-

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

Alright, who missed me?-

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

*Staring.*

Wh-??

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

Oh, no, I have, actually!

*Smiling now??*

I just don't like it when it happens to ME. Like you!

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

*Slow blink.*

I don't feel like having my limbs ripped off.

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

Oops. 💧

𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐍𝐨𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 @courage-from-nowhere.isfluffy.fyi · 13d

"Disappearing on vacation without telling people is the same as being gone, buddy."

Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · 13d

I was never gone? I was on vacation, I just forgot to tell y'all, I think-