PseudoMortal
@pseudomortal.bsky.social
You can call me Pseudo!
My hobbies consist of Gaming, Anime, Trading Card Games, and playing Dungeon and Dragons.
I'm 28 (he/him)
Wife: @astramagika.is.a.cutie.fyi
My Discord Server: discord.gg/pM6XGfNh97
www.twitch.tv/pseudomortal
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My hobbies consist of Gaming, Anime, Trading Card Games, and playing Dungeon and Dragons.
I'm 28 (he/him)
Wife: @astramagika.is.a.cutie.fyi
My Discord Server: discord.gg/pM6XGfNh97
www.twitch.tv/pseudomortal
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PseudoMortal
@pseudomortal.bsky.social
· Dec 12
Chicken Spaghetti
That is all
That is all
January 27, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Chicken Spaghetti
That is all
That is all
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Alright homies - after over half a year, I will FINALLY muster up the courage to hit Go Live again over on Twitch 😂
Going to be diving into Metal Gear Solid for the first time tomorrow (Saturday) @ 1pm MST!
If you can drop in and say hi, it would mean the world!
𖦹 twitch.tv/yammibammi 𖦹
Going to be diving into Metal Gear Solid for the first time tomorrow (Saturday) @ 1pm MST!
If you can drop in and say hi, it would mean the world!
𖦹 twitch.tv/yammibammi 𖦹
January 16, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Alright homies - after over half a year, I will FINALLY muster up the courage to hit Go Live again over on Twitch 😂
Going to be diving into Metal Gear Solid for the first time tomorrow (Saturday) @ 1pm MST!
If you can drop in and say hi, it would mean the world!
𖦹 twitch.tv/yammibammi 𖦹
Going to be diving into Metal Gear Solid for the first time tomorrow (Saturday) @ 1pm MST!
If you can drop in and say hi, it would mean the world!
𖦹 twitch.tv/yammibammi 𖦹
Reposted by PseudoMortal
10/10 good taste
January 16, 2026 at 11:09 PM
10/10 good taste
Me vs Me when I see AI content
January 16, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Me vs Me when I see AI content
The desire to cast fireball but irl
a heart shaped mirror that says fireball my beloved on it
ALT: a heart shaped mirror that says fireball my beloved on it
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 10:42 PM
The desire to cast fireball but irl
Gooooooooooooooood morning folks!
Its a little chilly and windy today
Its a little chilly and windy today
January 14, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Gooooooooooooooood morning folks!
Its a little chilly and windy today
Its a little chilly and windy today
Pepsi makes my brain happy
January 14, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Pepsi makes my brain happy
Ate lemon chicken, napped, woke up feeling like I gotta 🤢
Me rn
Me rn
a blurry picture of a cartoon character called crab man
ALT: a blurry picture of a cartoon character called crab man
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Ate lemon chicken, napped, woke up feeling like I gotta 🤢
Me rn
Me rn
Making cheap spicy Ramen :)
January 13, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Making cheap spicy Ramen :)
Goooooooooooood morning Bluesky!
January 12, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Goooooooooooood morning Bluesky!
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Tell me what's been bothering you moots.
January 11, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Tell me what's been bothering you moots.
Tell me what's been bothering you moots.
January 11, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Tell me what's been bothering you moots.
I ordered some Dominoes pizza today and guess what I discovered.
They took Dr Pepper off of their menu!
They took Dr Pepper off of their menu!
a cat is sitting on a couch and looking at the camera .
ALT: a cat is sitting on a couch and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I ordered some Dominoes pizza today and guess what I discovered.
They took Dr Pepper off of their menu!
They took Dr Pepper off of their menu!
Watching Punisher
the punisher skull is glowing in the dark
ALT: the punisher skull is glowing in the dark
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Watching Punisher
Messy bed hair selfie because I choose to stay up late 🙂
January 11, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Messy bed hair selfie because I choose to stay up late 🙂
Gooooooooooooooood morning Bluesky!
January 9, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Gooooooooooooooood morning Bluesky!
So, I didn't get the job I was hoping to get and I'm a kinda bummed out about it.
It seemed like I was guaranteed to get it since they said they were understaffed and my interview went really well.
So now I'm back to the drawing board and hoping to find something that works with my wife's schedule.
It seemed like I was guaranteed to get it since they said they were understaffed and my interview went really well.
So now I'm back to the drawing board and hoping to find something that works with my wife's schedule.
January 9, 2026 at 5:47 AM
So, I didn't get the job I was hoping to get and I'm a kinda bummed out about it.
It seemed like I was guaranteed to get it since they said they were understaffed and my interview went really well.
So now I'm back to the drawing board and hoping to find something that works with my wife's schedule.
It seemed like I was guaranteed to get it since they said they were understaffed and my interview went really well.
So now I'm back to the drawing board and hoping to find something that works with my wife's schedule.
What's your comfort movie?
January 9, 2026 at 5:34 AM
What's your comfort movie?
*Baby's first words after being born on Mars*
a cartoon of beavis says this sucks in front of trees
ALT: a cartoon of beavis says this sucks in front of trees
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 5:33 AM
*Baby's first words after being born on Mars*
Ghost Writer for hire
Pay me to write shitposts for you
My entire account is my portfolio
Pay me to write shitposts for you
My entire account is my portfolio
a cartoon character from south park says i don t work for free
ALT: a cartoon character from south park says i don t work for free
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Ghost Writer for hire
Pay me to write shitposts for you
My entire account is my portfolio
Pay me to write shitposts for you
My entire account is my portfolio
Times are tough
I had to eat dirt for breakfast
And dirt for lunch
And you won't believe what I had for dinner
I had to eat dirt for breakfast
And dirt for lunch
And you won't believe what I had for dinner
January 9, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Times are tough
I had to eat dirt for breakfast
And dirt for lunch
And you won't believe what I had for dinner
I had to eat dirt for breakfast
And dirt for lunch
And you won't believe what I had for dinner