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Cranberry Bog Witch

@yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social

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🎀She/They🎀 ☁️Anti-terf ☁️Anti-fascist ☁️TV-MA ☁️ ☀️Capricorn 🌘Sagittarius 🌄 Virgo ✨️Will fistfight Zak Bagans on sight. ✨️Mothman thirst account. ✨️Not flirting, I'm just weird. ✨️I dont fw AI or people that use it.

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Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 28d

Let's fkn go

Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 3h

Didn't Pippin sing something about this?

Co star app saying "the old world is behind you"

Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 3h

I don't usually have bad dreams but when I do they're about my mother 💀

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SADIE 𓅐 @cicadie.bsky.social · 9h

Every time someone calls a cicada a locust an angel loses its wings

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Hummmmmm @humdogmillionaire.bsky.social · 10h

we go on a date but it's just us following ICE around with a megaphone warning ppl that they're coming

Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 11h

Random fyi: I still wear a wedding band so that if I need to stop at a jeweler and sell it in a pinch ive got it on hand. Literally.

Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 11h

Free drinks 🙌

Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 11h

Second marriage for him, they split amicably bc they married hella young after having 2 kids together in their late teens. Both of their kids are IN the wedding so shes obligated.

She says SHE needs the appointment to be fixed before him. Lmfao

Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 11h

I should mention this wedding is her ex husbands 2nd wedding. Lmao

Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 11h

YESSSSS!!!!!!!!

Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 11h

I can work with this

Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 11h

Always a solid choice

Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 11h

Seriously!!! Ive been seeing this therapist for about 2 years now. Youd think she would know thats not my people 😒

Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 11h

Hive mind I need help

#giftideas #wedding

A friend asking op what a good wedding gift is

Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 11h

She recommended the friggin bumble bff app. No one on there will get my brand of weird idk what shes thinking💀

Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 15h

Not everyone can be as thicccc as mothman, and thats ok.

Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 15h

🫶🫶🫶 you did your best with what you're working with and thats what really counts

Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 15h

Ass where?!?!?! =_=

Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 16h

Ewwww guys my therapist is making me find a new local friend so that i can can get more enrichment outside of my enclosure.

Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 17h

Ten minutes to a telehealth appointment where I pretend I'm a totally fine and normal human person

Op, a generic middle-aged white woman with brown hair in a ponytail, and gold rimmed glasses, sits on the sofa in front of an open window with her cat Saitama, a light orange long haired feline that is clearly missing every brain cell behind his blue eyes.

Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 17h

Bless you for the explanation 🙏 🫶🫶🫶

Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 17h

Im so out of the loop on all of those things. Someone explain it to my ancient ass.

Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 17h

Idk what that is

Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 17h

I mean

Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 17h

Eat him

Cranberry Bog Witch @yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social · 17h

JezuZ

Costar screenshot stating "they were never good enough for you"