Justin Heeren
@pseudopseudo.bsky.social
Minnesota Nice. Nevada Tough. Just out here tryin' to do my best and find adventure. [he/him/dude]
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There're friends, and then there're "shower you with gifts the second you walk in the door" friends.
@mynameisgraham.bsky.social is THEE homie, and now I have both Swerve and Danhausen's autographs!!! #Wrestlesky
@mynameisgraham.bsky.social is THEE homie, and now I have both Swerve and Danhausen's autographs!!! #Wrestlesky
February 6, 2026 at 12:29 AM
There're friends, and then there're "shower you with gifts the second you walk in the door" friends.
@mynameisgraham.bsky.social is THEE homie, and now I have both Swerve and Danhausen's autographs!!! #Wrestlesky
@mynameisgraham.bsky.social is THEE homie, and now I have both Swerve and Danhausen's autographs!!! #Wrestlesky
Love getting called during the busiest part of my day to be chewed out for 20 minutes because I'm "helping in the destruction of America."
Buddy, trust me, I don't need the reminder.
Buddy, trust me, I don't need the reminder.
February 3, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Love getting called during the busiest part of my day to be chewed out for 20 minutes because I'm "helping in the destruction of America."
Buddy, trust me, I don't need the reminder.
Buddy, trust me, I don't need the reminder.
As much as I dislike the Fed, gotDAMN can their stage crew build some astonishing sets. #WrestleSky
January 31, 2026 at 10:03 PM
As much as I dislike the Fed, gotDAMN can their stage crew build some astonishing sets. #WrestleSky
Brought a tear to my eye to see the sheer number of school kids protesting today. And the ones we spoke with were all so well-informed!
The kids might just be alright.
The kids might just be alright.
January 31, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Brought a tear to my eye to see the sheer number of school kids protesting today. And the ones we spoke with were all so well-informed!
The kids might just be alright.
The kids might just be alright.
When I die, mix my ashes into a vat of Olive Garden Zuppa Toscana and serve that ish at my funeral.
January 28, 2026 at 4:38 AM
When I die, mix my ashes into a vat of Olive Garden Zuppa Toscana and serve that ish at my funeral.
Finally catching up on Maximum Carnage... and is that @andy.wrestlejoy.com and @amy.wrestlejoy.com I spy right at the very beginning?! 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻 #WrestleSky #AEW
January 15, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Finally catching up on Maximum Carnage... and is that @andy.wrestlejoy.com and @amy.wrestlejoy.com I spy right at the very beginning?! 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻 #WrestleSky #AEW
So Dynamite was basically a masterpiece. #AEW #WrestleSky
January 10, 2026 at 5:02 AM
So Dynamite was basically a masterpiece. #AEW #WrestleSky
Our party's bard just jumped on top of a Beholder, grabbed two of its eyestalks and tried controlling it like Ratatouille, then promptly got hit with a ray and fell asleep.
You can't tell me TTRPGs aren't the absolute best. 😂
You can't tell me TTRPGs aren't the absolute best. 😂
January 4, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Our party's bard just jumped on top of a Beholder, grabbed two of its eyestalks and tried controlling it like Ratatouille, then promptly got hit with a ray and fell asleep.
You can't tell me TTRPGs aren't the absolute best. 😂
You can't tell me TTRPGs aren't the absolute best. 😂
I literally love where every single title has landed at this point. No notes. #AEW #WrestleSky
January 3, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I literally love where every single title has landed at this point. No notes. #AEW #WrestleSky
In case anyone was curious how many people it takes to run a newsroom on Christmas... two. It's two. (At least it is here, haha.)
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and a Terrific Toyotathon to you all!
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and a Terrific Toyotathon to you all!
December 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
In case anyone was curious how many people it takes to run a newsroom on Christmas... two. It's two. (At least it is here, haha.)
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and a Terrific Toyotathon to you all!
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and a Terrific Toyotathon to you all!
Purdy's last pick cost me a spot in the championship. Booooooooooooooo! #FantasyFootball
December 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Purdy's last pick cost me a spot in the championship. Booooooooooooooo! #FantasyFootball
In the semifinals in all three of my leagues, and of course I will be traveling all day tomorrow. Not anxiety-inducing or anything. 😂 #FantasyFootball
December 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
In the semifinals in all three of my leagues, and of course I will be traveling all day tomorrow. Not anxiety-inducing or anything. 😂 #FantasyFootball
December 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
LITERALLY the best booking pitch I've heard in a minute. Like, it NEEDS to happen. 🤣
If killing Santa Claus makes you the next Santa Claus, do we think Mick Foley has one more death match in him?
#AEW could do it, but I think #MysteryWrestling would be the best place for it.
#AEW could do it, but I think #MysteryWrestling would be the best place for it.
December 17, 2025 at 5:43 AM
LITERALLY the best booking pitch I've heard in a minute. Like, it NEEDS to happen. 🤣
Reposted by Justin Heeren
You know, some days I sit and think about how absolutely wild it is that we've built a society where we don't provide a place for people to even sleep at night without having to pay for it, and that we've somehow made it seem like that's normal.
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
You know, some days I sit and think about how absolutely wild it is that we've built a society where we don't provide a place for people to even sleep at night without having to pay for it, and that we've somehow made it seem like that's normal.
"Canada would never try to take the United States..."
Well then what are THESE doing down here, hmm?
Well then what are THESE doing down here, hmm?
December 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
"Canada would never try to take the United States..."
Well then what are THESE doing down here, hmm?
Well then what are THESE doing down here, hmm?
I'm in charge of the entire newsroom today.
I need an adult. 😂
I need an adult. 😂
December 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I'm in charge of the entire newsroom today.
I need an adult. 😂
I need an adult. 😂
BABES OF WRATH. PUT SOME RESPECT ON THAT NAME! FIRST EVER! #AEW #WrestleSky
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
BABES OF WRATH. PUT SOME RESPECT ON THAT NAME! FIRST EVER! #AEW #WrestleSky
Sweet. Now I can reset the toke counter. 🤣💨 (Why yes, I am still that kind of nerd.)
December 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Sweet. Now I can reset the toke counter. 🤣💨 (Why yes, I am still that kind of nerd.)
Trying to imagine what kind of entrance Barnabus the Bizarre and The Outbreak could have at one of the majors.
I've always thought a pair of actual zombies is an AMAZING concept for a tag team. #JCW #WrestleSky
I've always thought a pair of actual zombies is an AMAZING concept for a tag team. #JCW #WrestleSky
December 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Trying to imagine what kind of entrance Barnabus the Bizarre and The Outbreak could have at one of the majors.
I've always thought a pair of actual zombies is an AMAZING concept for a tag team. #JCW #WrestleSky
I've always thought a pair of actual zombies is an AMAZING concept for a tag team. #JCW #WrestleSky
This is a Mark Briscoe TNT Championship Belt appreciation post.
F**K, that's sharp. (...and that camo strap!) #AEW #WrestleSky
F**K, that's sharp. (...and that camo strap!) #AEW #WrestleSky
December 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
This is a Mark Briscoe TNT Championship Belt appreciation post.
F**K, that's sharp. (...and that camo strap!) #AEW #WrestleSky
F**K, that's sharp. (...and that camo strap!) #AEW #WrestleSky
Me when there's no green bean casserole at the Thanksgiving function...
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Me when there's no green bean casserole at the Thanksgiving function...
I weep for the souls of anyone of any age playing that damn speeder level for the first time. 😬 😂
NES and GameBoy Classics added to NSO:
NES:
-Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
-BATTLETOADS
Game Boy:
-Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters
-BIONIC COMMANDO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wZZ...
NES:
-Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
-BATTLETOADS
Game Boy:
-Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters
-BIONIC COMMANDO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wZZ...
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I weep for the souls of anyone of any age playing that damn speeder level for the first time. 😬 😂