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Chris Page
@psipook.bsky.social
Wine-breathing misanthrope with cheese in his soul. Freelance scribbler. Novelist. Doodler. Cat person. Exile.
“Usually they say, ‘he’s a horrible dictator-type person … I’m a #dictator. But sometimes you need a dictator!”
@realDonaldTrump, World Economic Forum (Davos), 21 January 2026

If #Trump wants to be a dictator, we will be honoured to sing traditonal dictator songs to him.
January 23, 2026 at 7:12 AM
As bad plans go, annexing Greenland is as spectacularly pointless as it is mad, unless the real objective isn’t really Greenland.
Chris’s latest Substack
psipook.substack.com/p/it-aint-ab...
January 13, 2026 at 6:16 AM
It ain’t about the fish, you know. Is Trump after a lifetime’s supply of Filet-O-Fish, or is he aiming to destabilise Europe?https://open.substack.com/pub/psipook/p/it-aint-about-the-fish-you-know?r=s0a5z&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
January 12, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Dry Cleaning’s Secret Love, released today, by a long way the best album of 2026 so far.
January 9, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Yikes, M6 earthquake in Shimane about 10 minutes ago — felt it (mildly) here, 250km away.
January 6, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Reposted by Chris Page
Don't Get Distracted
#EpsteinFiles
January 4, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Reposted by Chris Page
You Don’t Get to Break the Constitution Just Because the Bastard Had It Coming
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
You Don’t Get to Break the Constitution Just Because the Bastard Had It Coming
Because “he deserved it” has never been a constitutional argument
open.substack.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:48 AM
The word's not 'captured', it's 'kidnapped'.
January 3, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Sir, Trump has just bombed Caracas.
January 3, 2026 at 9:18 AM
So. FIFA will be taking back their shiny peace prize, right?
January 3, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Fuck Suno.
January 2, 2026 at 7:21 AM
I wish I had thought of this yesterday when it was timely. But the idea is too silly to store away for 12 years until it becomes relevant again and I have forgotten it. So here it is now. Consider me thinking ahead, all the way to 2038.
January 2, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Happy New Year of the Hoss!

Let’s hope 2026 is every bit as crappy as 2025!

(I can’t draw horse heads, so I skipped that bit)
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Yesterday my clever daughter gave me a glass pen. Today, I took it out for a spin.
December 29, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Christopher Harborne’s £9 million gift to #ReformUK in 2025 stands as the largest political donation from a living individual in modern UK history.
Is Reform a party for the people or a party for the super rich?
psipook.substack.com/p/so-who-are...
#UKpolitics
December 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
In the first three quarters of 2025, #ReformUK reported about £13.1 million in large declared donations — more than the Conservatives (£10.9 million) or Labour (£7.1 million) or the Green Party (£0.14 million) in declared gifts.
psipook.substack.com/p/so-who-are...
December 15, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Reposted by Chris Page
December 15, 2025 at 7:32 AM
So, who are Reform UK’s donors? open.substack.com/pub/psipook/...
December 15, 2025 at 7:09 AM
The #cats have spent a *long* time this evening trying to figure out how to get all three of them into one small basket. But they finally succeeded! Clever cats!
December 12, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Reposted by Chris Page
Well, this isn't too obvious huh?
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Presumably the oil tanker was full of drugs, cos drugs is what the Venezuela operation is all about, right? Right?
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
FIFA => Fawning Infantino’s Fake Awards
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I'm skipping the #FIFAWorldCup next year. I love football, but the corporates and power junkies long ago hijacked the game and now with this 'award' to a rapist and warmonger they are just rubbing our noses in it. They're taking the piss so I'm taking a miss.
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I have four (4!) water bowls for the cats in the house, but every day, Ash insists on drinking from my glass!
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Beth Gibbons gig in Osaka tonight. A bit excellent, it was!
December 3, 2025 at 12:31 PM