Chris Page
@psipook.bsky.social
Wine-breathing misanthrope with cheese in his soul. Freelance scribbler. Novelist. Doodler. Cat person. Exile.
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Honey, I sold the neighbour's kids to the vivisectionist!
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Honey, I sold the neighbour's kids to the vivisectionist!
Reposted by Chris Page
Hang on, a pause is by definition temporary. Permanent is the opposite of temporary. “Permanent pause” is an oxymoron, a contradiction. If you want to be president of the US, don’t you think you should learn English, @realDonaldTrump ?
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Hang on, a pause is by definition temporary. Permanent is the opposite of temporary. “Permanent pause” is an oxymoron, a contradiction. If you want to be president of the US, don’t you think you should learn English, @realDonaldTrump ?
Those nice people at #Redbubble are discounting stuff again. 25-30% off my #tshirts, 15-35% off other clobber. How long will it last?
psipook.redbubble.com
Oh, check out ‘Just No, OK?’, my latest #tshirt to be released into the wild.
psipook.redbubble.com
Oh, check out ‘Just No, OK?’, my latest #tshirt to be released into the wild.
November 28, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Those nice people at #Redbubble are discounting stuff again. 25-30% off my #tshirts, 15-35% off other clobber. How long will it last?
psipook.redbubble.com
Oh, check out ‘Just No, OK?’, my latest #tshirt to be released into the wild.
psipook.redbubble.com
Oh, check out ‘Just No, OK?’, my latest #tshirt to be released into the wild.
Loki is a bit impatient for his afternoon snack.
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Loki is a bit impatient for his afternoon snack.
Any of you Osaka / Kansai people going to see Beth Gibbons in Osaka next week? I got *my* ticket. Pretty excited. Haven't been to a show in yonks.
youtu.be/bSRSgPq1AwA?...
youtu.be/bSRSgPq1AwA?...
Beth Gibbons - 3voor12 live at Artone Studios
YouTube video by 3voor12
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November 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Any of you Osaka / Kansai people going to see Beth Gibbons in Osaka next week? I got *my* ticket. Pretty excited. Haven't been to a show in yonks.
youtu.be/bSRSgPq1AwA?...
youtu.be/bSRSgPq1AwA?...
New post on Substack:
open.substack.com/pub/psipook/...
Honey, I sold the neighbour's kids to the vivisectionist!
open.substack.com/pub/psipook/...
Honey, I sold the neighbour's kids to the vivisectionist!
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
New post on Substack:
open.substack.com/pub/psipook/...
Honey, I sold the neighbour's kids to the vivisectionist!
open.substack.com/pub/psipook/...
Honey, I sold the neighbour's kids to the vivisectionist!
If posting on Mastodon is 'tooting' and posting on the old Twitter was 'tweeting', what's posting o Bluesky? 'Blooping'?
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 AM
If posting on Mastodon is 'tooting' and posting on the old Twitter was 'tweeting', what's posting o Bluesky? 'Blooping'?
Crikey, seems like #Redbubble is having another 25% sale, which includes my #tshirts ... with only four hours left to go at the time of bleeping. psipook.redbubble.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Crikey, seems like #Redbubble is having another 25% sale, which includes my #tshirts ... with only four hours left to go at the time of bleeping. psipook.redbubble.com
“Don’t you think it’s time we stopped and asked for directions?”
(Actually, I did this cartoon two years ago. I haven’t posted it before because I was giving certain publications the chance to buy it. They didn’t. Shame on them. But now free to my good friends!)
#LostInSpace
(Actually, I did this cartoon two years ago. I haven’t posted it before because I was giving certain publications the chance to buy it. They didn’t. Shame on them. But now free to my good friends!)
#LostInSpace
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
“Don’t you think it’s time we stopped and asked for directions?”
(Actually, I did this cartoon two years ago. I haven’t posted it before because I was giving certain publications the chance to buy it. They didn’t. Shame on them. But now free to my good friends!)
#LostInSpace
(Actually, I did this cartoon two years ago. I haven’t posted it before because I was giving certain publications the chance to buy it. They didn’t. Shame on them. But now free to my good friends!)
#LostInSpace
I'm here to be creative.
November 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I'm here to be creative.
The most fun I had today: I accidentally ate some cat food. That’s it. That was the highlight of the day.
1/5
1/5
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 AM
The most fun I had today: I accidentally ate some cat food. That’s it. That was the highlight of the day.
1/5
1/5
Last night I dreamed I was eating one of my cats with a spoon. Apparently, this was for medical reasons; some kind of post mortem procedure while the cat was still alive. This all seemed terribly muddled and unpleasant to me as I hunkered over the half-eaten cat with my spoon — ➡️
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Last night I dreamed I was eating one of my cats with a spoon. Apparently, this was for medical reasons; some kind of post mortem procedure while the cat was still alive. This all seemed terribly muddled and unpleasant to me as I hunkered over the half-eaten cat with my spoon — ➡️
Meanwhile, somewhere in Nara, someone has been making filling for traditional British Christmas mince pies … [sinister music]
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Meanwhile, somewhere in Nara, someone has been making filling for traditional British Christmas mince pies … [sinister music]
Put some bloody clothes on!
’Up to’ 50% off sale still going on. How much longer? Only #Redbubble knows. What does ‘up to' mean? Only #Redbubble knows. So that means ’up to’ 50% off Page’s fabulous tees, totes, stickers, hoodies, etc.
psipook.redbubble.com
#tshirt #tshirts #psipook #sale
’Up to’ 50% off sale still going on. How much longer? Only #Redbubble knows. What does ‘up to' mean? Only #Redbubble knows. So that means ’up to’ 50% off Page’s fabulous tees, totes, stickers, hoodies, etc.
psipook.redbubble.com
#tshirt #tshirts #psipook #sale
November 4, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Put some bloody clothes on!
’Up to’ 50% off sale still going on. How much longer? Only #Redbubble knows. What does ‘up to' mean? Only #Redbubble knows. So that means ’up to’ 50% off Page’s fabulous tees, totes, stickers, hoodies, etc.
psipook.redbubble.com
#tshirt #tshirts #psipook #sale
’Up to’ 50% off sale still going on. How much longer? Only #Redbubble knows. What does ‘up to' mean? Only #Redbubble knows. So that means ’up to’ 50% off Page’s fabulous tees, totes, stickers, hoodies, etc.
psipook.redbubble.com
#tshirt #tshirts #psipook #sale
Immigration, immigration, immigration!
Those immigration issues in full
Cartoon thing and article about, er, immigration
on Substack from Chris Page
(free to read)
psipook.substack.com/p/immigratio...
#immigration #ReformUK #UKLabour #GreenParty
Those immigration issues in full
Cartoon thing and article about, er, immigration
on Substack from Chris Page
(free to read)
psipook.substack.com/p/immigratio...
#immigration #ReformUK #UKLabour #GreenParty
Immigration, immigration, immigration!
Those immigration issues in full — cartoon thing and rumination
psipook.substack.com
October 27, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Immigration, immigration, immigration!
Those immigration issues in full
Cartoon thing and article about, er, immigration
on Substack from Chris Page
(free to read)
psipook.substack.com/p/immigratio...
#immigration #ReformUK #UKLabour #GreenParty
Those immigration issues in full
Cartoon thing and article about, er, immigration
on Substack from Chris Page
(free to read)
psipook.substack.com/p/immigratio...
#immigration #ReformUK #UKLabour #GreenParty
Still warm and sticky from the Substack press: Why Starmer’s digital ID initiative is a consequence of Starmer having no initiative.
Keir Starmer — Identity-Man
psipook.substack.com
#DigitalID
Keir Starmer — Identity-Man
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#DigitalID
Chris Page | Substack
A bit like Orwell’s As I Please — if he used rude words and was demoralised by a soul-crushing day job. Click to read Chris Page, a Substack publication. Launched 8 months ago.
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October 19, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Still warm and sticky from the Substack press: Why Starmer’s digital ID initiative is a consequence of Starmer having no initiative.
Keir Starmer — Identity-Man
psipook.substack.com
#DigitalID
Keir Starmer — Identity-Man
psipook.substack.com
#DigitalID
Keir Starmer — Identity-Man
Starmer’s digital ID policy matches his own absence of personality
A Substack from Chris Page
psipook.substack.com
#politics
Starmer’s digital ID policy matches his own absence of personality
A Substack from Chris Page
psipook.substack.com
#politics
October 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Keir Starmer — Identity-Man
Starmer’s digital ID policy matches his own absence of personality
A Substack from Chris Page
psipook.substack.com
#politics
Starmer’s digital ID policy matches his own absence of personality
A Substack from Chris Page
psipook.substack.com
#politics
So, Netanyahu collects the domestic political capital from bringing home the hostages. Netanyahu finds an excuse to bomb a Hamas target. Netanyahu falsely accuses Hamas of breaking the ceasefire. Netanyahu resumes the genocide. ➡️
October 15, 2025 at 9:57 AM
So, Netanyahu collects the domestic political capital from bringing home the hostages. Netanyahu finds an excuse to bomb a Hamas target. Netanyahu falsely accuses Hamas of breaking the ceasefire. Netanyahu resumes the genocide. ➡️
Big shout-out thanks to the soon-to-be-well-dressed soul in the UK who has elected to accoutre themself with the [Lord Kitchener says] You are Poop #tshirt.
See FictionalShirts link psipook.redbubble.com for more groovy threads and assorted stuff.
See FictionalShirts link psipook.redbubble.com for more groovy threads and assorted stuff.
October 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Big shout-out thanks to the soon-to-be-well-dressed soul in the UK who has elected to accoutre themself with the [Lord Kitchener says] You are Poop #tshirt.
See FictionalShirts link psipook.redbubble.com for more groovy threads and assorted stuff.
See FictionalShirts link psipook.redbubble.com for more groovy threads and assorted stuff.
So, the Nobel committee wanted to highlight the struggle to preserve democracy by giving the peace prize to someone who is friends with people trying to dismantle democracy. Subtle.
October 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
So, the Nobel committee wanted to highlight the struggle to preserve democracy by giving the peace prize to someone who is friends with people trying to dismantle democracy. Subtle.
Calling all connoisseurs of tees. Apparently it’s 40% off all items in the FictionalShirts tee shop again!
psipook.redbubble.com
#tshirts
psipook.redbubble.com
#tshirts
October 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Calling all connoisseurs of tees. Apparently it’s 40% off all items in the FictionalShirts tee shop again!
psipook.redbubble.com
#tshirts
psipook.redbubble.com
#tshirts
Jørgen Watne Frydnes must really want a wee-wee.
October 10, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Jørgen Watne Frydnes must really want a wee-wee.
If Trump wins the peace prize today, it will invalidate all other Nobel prizes ever in any category. Einstein’s: null and void; Ernest Hemingway’s: null and void; Marie Curie’s: null and void; Nelson Mandela’s: null and void; Martin Luther King’s: null and void. ==>
(Cartoon by Pierre Ballouhey)
(Cartoon by Pierre Ballouhey)
October 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
If Trump wins the peace prize today, it will invalidate all other Nobel prizes ever in any category. Einstein’s: null and void; Ernest Hemingway’s: null and void; Marie Curie’s: null and void; Nelson Mandela’s: null and void; Martin Luther King’s: null and void. ==>
(Cartoon by Pierre Ballouhey)
(Cartoon by Pierre Ballouhey)
Reposted by Chris Page
She was arrested for holding a sign reading:
“I do not support the proscription of Palestine Action”
How that would warrant arrest is very unclear. I wonder if the police here even understand the boundaries of the bizarre law they’ve been forced to enforce.
“I do not support the proscription of Palestine Action”
How that would warrant arrest is very unclear. I wonder if the police here even understand the boundaries of the bizarre law they’ve been forced to enforce.
October 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
She was arrested for holding a sign reading:
“I do not support the proscription of Palestine Action”
How that would warrant arrest is very unclear. I wonder if the police here even understand the boundaries of the bizarre law they’ve been forced to enforce.
“I do not support the proscription of Palestine Action”
How that would warrant arrest is very unclear. I wonder if the police here even understand the boundaries of the bizarre law they’ve been forced to enforce.