Chris Page
@psipook.bsky.social
Wine-breathing misanthrope with cheese in his soul. Freelance scribbler. Novelist. Doodler. Cat person. Exile.
As bad plans go, annexing Greenland is as spectacularly pointless as it is mad, unless the real objective isn’t really Greenland.
Chris’s latest Substack
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Chris’s latest Substack
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January 13, 2026 at 6:16 AM
As bad plans go, annexing Greenland is as spectacularly pointless as it is mad, unless the real objective isn’t really Greenland.
Chris’s latest Substack
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Chris’s latest Substack
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It ain’t about the fish, you know. Is Trump after a lifetime’s supply of Filet-O-Fish, or is he aiming to destabilise Europe?https://open.substack.com/pub/psipook/p/it-aint-about-the-fish-you-know?r=s0a5z&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
January 12, 2026 at 3:55 PM
It ain’t about the fish, you know. Is Trump after a lifetime’s supply of Filet-O-Fish, or is he aiming to destabilise Europe?https://open.substack.com/pub/psipook/p/it-aint-about-the-fish-you-know?r=s0a5z&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
Dry Cleaning’s Secret Love, released today, by a long way the best album of 2026 so far.
January 9, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Dry Cleaning’s Secret Love, released today, by a long way the best album of 2026 so far.
Yikes, M6 earthquake in Shimane about 10 minutes ago — felt it (mildly) here, 250km away.
January 6, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Yikes, M6 earthquake in Shimane about 10 minutes ago — felt it (mildly) here, 250km away.
Reposted by Chris Page
Reposted by Chris Page
You Don’t Get to Break the Constitution Just Because the Bastard Had It Coming
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You Don’t Get to Break the Constitution Just Because the Bastard Had It Coming
Because “he deserved it” has never been a constitutional argument
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January 4, 2026 at 2:48 AM
You Don’t Get to Break the Constitution Just Because the Bastard Had It Coming
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The word's not 'captured', it's 'kidnapped'.
January 3, 2026 at 11:52 AM
The word's not 'captured', it's 'kidnapped'.
Sir, Trump has just bombed Caracas.
January 3, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Sir, Trump has just bombed Caracas.
So. FIFA will be taking back their shiny peace prize, right?
January 3, 2026 at 8:33 AM
So. FIFA will be taking back their shiny peace prize, right?
I wish I had thought of this yesterday when it was timely. But the idea is too silly to store away for 12 years until it becomes relevant again and I have forgotten it. So here it is now. Consider me thinking ahead, all the way to 2038.
January 2, 2026 at 7:16 AM
I wish I had thought of this yesterday when it was timely. But the idea is too silly to store away for 12 years until it becomes relevant again and I have forgotten it. So here it is now. Consider me thinking ahead, all the way to 2038.
Happy New Year of the Hoss!
Let’s hope 2026 is every bit as crappy as 2025!
(I can’t draw horse heads, so I skipped that bit)
Let’s hope 2026 is every bit as crappy as 2025!
(I can’t draw horse heads, so I skipped that bit)
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Happy New Year of the Hoss!
Let’s hope 2026 is every bit as crappy as 2025!
(I can’t draw horse heads, so I skipped that bit)
Let’s hope 2026 is every bit as crappy as 2025!
(I can’t draw horse heads, so I skipped that bit)
Yesterday my clever daughter gave me a glass pen. Today, I took it out for a spin.
December 29, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Yesterday my clever daughter gave me a glass pen. Today, I took it out for a spin.
Christopher Harborne’s £9 million gift to #ReformUK in 2025 stands as the largest political donation from a living individual in modern UK history.
Is Reform a party for the people or a party for the super rich?
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#UKpolitics
Is Reform a party for the people or a party for the super rich?
psipook.substack.com/p/so-who-are...
#UKpolitics
December 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Christopher Harborne’s £9 million gift to #ReformUK in 2025 stands as the largest political donation from a living individual in modern UK history.
Is Reform a party for the people or a party for the super rich?
psipook.substack.com/p/so-who-are...
#UKpolitics
Is Reform a party for the people or a party for the super rich?
psipook.substack.com/p/so-who-are...
#UKpolitics
In the first three quarters of 2025, #ReformUK reported about £13.1 million in large declared donations — more than the Conservatives (£10.9 million) or Labour (£7.1 million) or the Green Party (£0.14 million) in declared gifts.
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December 15, 2025 at 8:51 AM
In the first three quarters of 2025, #ReformUK reported about £13.1 million in large declared donations — more than the Conservatives (£10.9 million) or Labour (£7.1 million) or the Green Party (£0.14 million) in declared gifts.
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Reposted by Chris Page
December 15, 2025 at 7:32 AM
So, who are Reform UK’s donors? open.substack.com/pub/psipook/...
December 15, 2025 at 7:09 AM
So, who are Reform UK’s donors? open.substack.com/pub/psipook/...
The #cats have spent a *long* time this evening trying to figure out how to get all three of them into one small basket. But they finally succeeded! Clever cats!
December 12, 2025 at 11:07 AM
The #cats have spent a *long* time this evening trying to figure out how to get all three of them into one small basket. But they finally succeeded! Clever cats!
Reposted by Chris Page
Well, this isn't too obvious huh?
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Well, this isn't too obvious huh?
Presumably the oil tanker was full of drugs, cos drugs is what the Venezuela operation is all about, right? Right?
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Presumably the oil tanker was full of drugs, cos drugs is what the Venezuela operation is all about, right? Right?
FIFA => Fawning Infantino’s Fake Awards
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
FIFA => Fawning Infantino’s Fake Awards
I'm skipping the #FIFAWorldCup next year. I love football, but the corporates and power junkies long ago hijacked the game and now with this 'award' to a rapist and warmonger they are just rubbing our noses in it. They're taking the piss so I'm taking a miss.
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I'm skipping the #FIFAWorldCup next year. I love football, but the corporates and power junkies long ago hijacked the game and now with this 'award' to a rapist and warmonger they are just rubbing our noses in it. They're taking the piss so I'm taking a miss.
I have four (4!) water bowls for the cats in the house, but every day, Ash insists on drinking from my glass!
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I have four (4!) water bowls for the cats in the house, but every day, Ash insists on drinking from my glass!
Beth Gibbons gig in Osaka tonight. A bit excellent, it was!
December 3, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Beth Gibbons gig in Osaka tonight. A bit excellent, it was!