Piotr Tomaszewski
@ptomaszewski.bsky.social
Berliner, Europäer, Antifaschist.
Schreibt über Kunst, Sport, Politik, Speis und Trank, seltener über die Conditio humana.
Homo ludens.
Part time smooth brained NAFO-dog
Schreibt über Kunst, Sport, Politik, Speis und Trank, seltener über die Conditio humana.
Homo ludens.
Part time smooth brained NAFO-dog
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Hi #NAFO fellas, I have been here for a while, but now I have decided to take some of my bonking here
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Holy hell, what an obituary
Renfrew Christie Dies at 76; Sabotaged Racist Regime’s Nuclear Program
www.nytimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Holy hell, what an obituary
Das was Robert Pauschal in der Zeit schreibt, genau das:
www.zeit.de/politik/deut...
PS: Axel Springer SE, ist wie immer mitgemeint!
www.zeit.de/politik/deut...
PS: Axel Springer SE, ist wie immer mitgemeint!
Daniel Günther: Er legt sich mit den Richtigen an
Daniel Günther tut etwas, was viele seiner CDU-Kollegen nicht wagen: Er greift neurechte Medien an. Will er sie auch verbieten? Das Gespräch bei Lanz gibt das nicht her.
www.zeit.de
January 15, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Das was Robert Pauschal in der Zeit schreibt, genau das:
www.zeit.de/politik/deut...
PS: Axel Springer SE, ist wie immer mitgemeint!
www.zeit.de/politik/deut...
PS: Axel Springer SE, ist wie immer mitgemeint!
Just imagine if someone did that when Chad Kroeger was about to buy his very first guitar... The world would have possibly been spared from Nickelback!
Guitar Center Institutes 72-Hour Waiting Period https://theonion.com/guitar-center-institutes-72-hour-waiting-period/
January 15, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Just imagine if someone did that when Chad Kroeger was about to buy his very first guitar... The world would have possibly been spared from Nickelback!
Yet again the Simpsons foretold the future (well kind of)...
youtube.com/shorts/Xo1Hj...
youtube.com/shorts/Xo1Hj...
Homer became the alpha crow...😨
YouTube video by Family Home
youtube.com
January 15, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Yet again the Simpsons foretold the future (well kind of)...
youtube.com/shorts/Xo1Hj...
youtube.com/shorts/Xo1Hj...
Describe boopable in a gif:
Doggo Boop GIF
Alt: Doggo Boop GIF
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Describe boopable in a gif:
Kurze Zigarettenpause vor der Stammbar. Ein Typ fährt mit dem Lastenfahrrad, ohne Licht, an mir vorbei. Vorne sitzt ein laut krakelendes Kleinkind. Ich danke mir... Naja, mit diesem Nebelhorn läuft er zumindest nicht Gefahr von einem Auto angefahren zu werden.
January 14, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Kurze Zigarettenpause vor der Stammbar. Ein Typ fährt mit dem Lastenfahrrad, ohne Licht, an mir vorbei. Vorne sitzt ein laut krakelendes Kleinkind. Ich danke mir... Naja, mit diesem Nebelhorn läuft er zumindest nicht Gefahr von einem Auto angefahren zu werden.
Ford supports a fascist regime? Based on the company's history, I'm shocked, SHOCKED I tell you!
January 14, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Ford supports a fascist regime? Based on the company's history, I'm shocked, SHOCKED I tell you!
Well, she was probably sworn to secrecy by her Kung Fu master. Something along the lines of: "I could teach you but then I would have to kill you!"
January 14, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Well, she was probably sworn to secrecy by her Kung Fu master. Something along the lines of: "I could teach you but then I would have to kill you!"
I would have probably started to adapt Chuck Norris jokes to her upon hearing that cock and bull story 😬
January 14, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I would have probably started to adapt Chuck Norris jokes to her upon hearing that cock and bull story 😬
I don't quite know why, but there's gotta be a reason why I feel compelled to quote Frank Zappa: "Watch out where the huskies go, never eat the yellow snow"...
Breaking news: A large force of ICE agents was sent to Greenland to expel all citizens to Denmark.
Unfortunately for the U.S., the ICE army were mostly incapacitated by frozen water in what locals now call the "Bay of Pigs."
#Satire
Unfortunately for the U.S., the ICE army were mostly incapacitated by frozen water in what locals now call the "Bay of Pigs."
#Satire
January 14, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I don't quite know why, but there's gotta be a reason why I feel compelled to quote Frank Zappa: "Watch out where the huskies go, never eat the yellow snow"...
Yup... I've met a lot of people like this in my two and a half decades as a bar fly... But he performs at an Olympic level 😂
January 14, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Yup... I've met a lot of people like this in my two and a half decades as a bar fly... But he performs at an Olympic level 😂
At one of my regular watering holes there is a guy who claims royal lineage, being mentor and masseur to the stars and having been the real target of Yitzhak Rabbin's assassin (amongst others). Now he's unironically dancing Trump's double handed giraffe jerk off dance.
And no, I'm sober as a judge!
And no, I'm sober as a judge!
January 14, 2026 at 12:03 AM
At one of my regular watering holes there is a guy who claims royal lineage, being mentor and masseur to the stars and having been the real target of Yitzhak Rabbin's assassin (amongst others). Now he's unironically dancing Trump's double handed giraffe jerk off dance.
And no, I'm sober as a judge!
And no, I'm sober as a judge!
Erneut schmeißt Friedrich Merz ohne jegliche Not einen Nachbarn und die gesamte europäische Idee unter den Bus um den Kotau vor Trump zu machen. Hätte die SPD noch Spuren von Rückgrat würde sie diese Koalition sofort beenden.
www.deutschlandfunk.de/merz-will-si...
www.deutschlandfunk.de/merz-will-si...
Außenpolitik - Merz will Sicherheitslage für Grönland gemeinsam mit den USA verbessern
Dass US-Präsident Trump Anspruch auf Grönland erhebt, sorgt in EU und NATO weiterhin für Besorgnis und Irritationen. Der deutsche Außenminister Wadephul will das Thema heute bei einem Treffen mit sein...
www.deutschlandfunk.de
January 13, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Erneut schmeißt Friedrich Merz ohne jegliche Not einen Nachbarn und die gesamte europäische Idee unter den Bus um den Kotau vor Trump zu machen. Hätte die SPD noch Spuren von Rückgrat würde sie diese Koalition sofort beenden.
www.deutschlandfunk.de/merz-will-si...
www.deutschlandfunk.de/merz-will-si...
I'm pretty sure that it's only royal decorum that keeps the Danish King from trolling Trump by ironically dancing the double handed giraffe jerk off.
January 13, 2026 at 10:23 AM
I'm pretty sure that it's only royal decorum that keeps the Danish King from trolling Trump by ironically dancing the double handed giraffe jerk off.
Ich erinnere mich wie sich Lightning Seeds sich 1998 im Video zu It's Coming Home über den Namen Kuntz lustig gemacht haben... Im Nachhinein scheinen sie recht gehabt zu haben.
January 13, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Ich erinnere mich wie sich Lightning Seeds sich 1998 im Video zu It's Coming Home über den Namen Kuntz lustig gemacht haben... Im Nachhinein scheinen sie recht gehabt zu haben.
I would have never imagined that I would ever cheer for the Texans, yet here we are... Let's get Rodgers sacked repeatedly!
a football player in a green bay packers uniform is being tackled by another player .
Alt: a football player in a green bay packers uniform is being tackled by another player .
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I would have never imagined that I would ever cheer for the Texans, yet here we are... Let's get Rodgers sacked repeatedly!
Never have Americans drunk as much as during prohibition. No age verification, no licenses, no taxes just let 'er rip and a few mobsters who got rich by bootlegging. Trump might fancy himself something of an Al Capone, but in end he will chicken out.
January 12, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Never have Americans drunk as much as during prohibition. No age verification, no licenses, no taxes just let 'er rip and a few mobsters who got rich by bootlegging. Trump might fancy himself something of an Al Capone, but in end he will chicken out.
Done and done!
January 11, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Done and done!
It's hard to believe that it has already been ten years since David #Bowie died.
youtu.be/iYYRH4apXDo?...
youtu.be/iYYRH4apXDo?...
David Bowie - Space Oddity (Official Video)
YouTube video by David Bowie
youtu.be
January 10, 2026 at 9:47 AM
It's hard to believe that it has already been ten years since David #Bowie died.
youtu.be/iYYRH4apXDo?...
youtu.be/iYYRH4apXDo?...
I just misread that as "mortality" and thought to my self: "Yup, sounds about right, time to finally croak, you orange bastard!"
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I just misread that as "mortality" and thought to my self: "Yup, sounds about right, time to finally croak, you orange bastard!"
I've had a few weird dreams as of late, but this one takes the cake. I was producing a TV show reminiscent of I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. Starring the Ayatollah, Assad, Yanukovych and Orban, all sharing a one bedroom apartment only a short hike from the outhouse in blyatiful Muhosransk.
January 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I've had a few weird dreams as of late, but this one takes the cake. I was producing a TV show reminiscent of I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. Starring the Ayatollah, Assad, Yanukovych and Orban, all sharing a one bedroom apartment only a short hike from the outhouse in blyatiful Muhosransk.
First escort, maybe?
January 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
First escort, maybe?
Oh, let me guess they have codenamed it Operation Oak?
January 9, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Oh, let me guess they have codenamed it Operation Oak?