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laney “puddles o’piss” mc(boo)👻

@puddlesopiss.bsky.social

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former weekend manager at the circuit city, looking for love in all the wrong places from kansas: the city, the state, the musical mdni 🔞 28 - she

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laney “puddles o’piss” mc(boo)👻 @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 21d

be fierce & fearless now and always

Laney cheesing in a pink tank top with a rainbow heart that reads, “be fierce & fabulous” adorned with the favorite silver necklace and standard silver nostril ring.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12h

mariners fans are my favorite bunch of fans of any team in any sport. i watched the bottom half of the last seven innings standing up in my living room. thanks for letting me hitch a ride

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 1d

Milk Guys are about to go nuts

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Allie Is Tired @soapsmoker.trans.army · 1d

Nah TS like Elliot because all trans women are poets or something please sit on my face?

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Rachel @sofr.bsky.social · 23h

GOP going after the anodyne ‘No Kings’ boomer parade. My neighbor is a surgeon and gets really excited about this stuff. Labeling these people terrorists isn’t going to work.

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laney “puddles o’piss” mc(boo)👻 @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 1h

Criminalize labubu

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laney “puddles o’piss” mc(boo)👻 @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 2h

Unfortunately, 2025.

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laney “puddles o’piss” mc(boo)👻 @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 2h

I tend to have that effect on women. I am nothing if not a muse for unpleasant thoughts

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laney “puddles o’piss” mc(boo)👻 @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 2h

I tend to have that effect on women. I am nothing if not a muse for unpleasant thoughts

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laney “puddles o’piss” mc(boo)👻 @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 2h

What was that about putting unpleasant thoughts on others cellphones?

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laney “puddles o’piss” mc(boo)👻 @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 3h

Im really not sure. I’be got some demons fs

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laney “puddles o’piss” mc(boo)👻 @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 3h

Kristi noem watching ol yeller type orgasm

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laney “puddles o’piss” mc(boo)👻 @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 5h

I thought jorkin peanits was a joke, but it turns out you can actually do that

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laney “puddles o’piss” mc(boo)👻 @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 13h

night night

laney “puddles o’piss” mc(boo)👻 @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 13h

new pussy who dis

laney “puddles o’piss” mc(boo)👻 @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 13h

Electricity is a fluid

laney “puddles o’piss” mc(boo)👻 @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 13h

I’m like if someone made a bottomless pit for fried food and undeserved attention

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laney “puddles o’piss” mc(boo)👻 @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 13h

What if I drank all the liquor and ate all the beans?

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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 23h

putting in a two seconds notice at work

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Mikæla @crashannburn.bsky.social · 1d

You can’t even steal a Nobel Peace Prize these days, because of woke

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laney “puddles o’piss” mc(boo)👻 @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 14h

I was way less immature about taking a classes called Fluids I & II than I should have been

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laney “puddles o’piss” mc(boo)👻 @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 14h

What if fluids behaved in a predictable manner in accordance with the temperature, atmospheric pressure, and other environmental input(s)?

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laney “puddles o’piss” mc(boo)👻 @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 14h

what screen should I spend the rest of my evening with?

laney “puddles o’piss” mc(boo)👻 @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 15h

I am sorry I have to be stardust and contribute to the ephemeral zeitgeist that evening. What’s next eternity look like for you?

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palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 15h

i'm like if you took an amorphous mist and a collection of immaterial concepts and put them in the body of a weird lady with compromised spatial intelligence

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laney “puddles o’piss” mc(boo)👻 @puddlesopiss.bsky.social · 15h

This is very relatable