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Cereal Killer
@purplegoatnyc.bsky.social
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New Yorker, Lead Clown at an IT circus, commuter cyclist, and full time sentence enhancer. But first, shhhh…coffee.
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No. Just no. I’ve seen this movie and it doesn’t end well.
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Jeff Bezos would have caved to Trump, is what I’m saying
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Rupert Murdoch has many many many flaws but damn if he isn’t the only billionaire newspaper owner who clearly loves the mess of running a newspaper
How ya doing, Andy? Not so good? Next time you cheat on your significant other, don’t do it in a PUBLIC place and then cast blame on others for getting caught. I’ll raise my glass to your wife’s future divorce attorney. I hope they take all you own. #AndyByron #caughtoncamera #cheatersgonnacheat
I heard something today that would make a GREAT skateboard deck name.

The SkankStick
This is why I name my Netflix user profile the most offensive names I can think of. You can use your imagination…. #Netflix #OffensiveUserNames #Humor @paris.nyc @jeffjarvis.bsky.social
L train platform at Broadway Junction facing a Manhattan bound train. #NYC #NYCSubway #NYCPhotography
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Tim Cook honors Pope Francis on Twitter/X. No comment as yet on how much he intends to donate to new pope's inauguration.
“It’s all bullshit, folks. It’s all bullshit and it’s bad for you.”

- George Carlin

#DeadGuyOnAStickDay #ReligionIsACult
#HappyBunnyDay
If you show up at Mona’s Bar on a Sunday evening, there’s a really good chance you’ll get to enjoy the absolutely wonderful creations that Jess, our resident baker, creates and lets us enjoy. #NYCFood #EastVillage #MonasBar @leolaporte.me @paris.nyc
In honor of the upcoming Zombie Jesus Day, I present to you the reason I’ve got a penthouse suite reserved in Hell #EasterSunday #ZombieJesusDay #ReligionIsACult
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I’ll be on TWiT tomorrow with @leolaporte.me @padresj.bsky.social, and Patrick Beja. Lots of stuff to chat about!
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Damn you, @reckless.bsky.social ! I thought I’d finally put the nightmares of aero glass support tickets to rest. May your next few bagels be a bit stale!! 😁 #TheVergecast #AeroGlass2025
Just finished assembly of a bike I’ve wanted since they came out originally, a CAD4 Cannondale-Saeco team bike. #Cannondale #RoadCycling #CAD4. It needs some work, but it’s rideable.
@paris.nyc I heard you mention the Vintage Computer Fair down in Wall Township NJ. If you don’t want to drive, you could take a train from Penn Station. It’s NJ Transit so a little planning/checking ahead is recommended. It’s a 10 minute Uber/Lyft from the Belmar Station. #VCFEast #VintageComputers