Purple Wooper
@purrpler.bsky.social
Ty 2.0 • they/he • interests include pokemon, JRPGS, astrology (♊️♑️♏️) and sci-fi/fantasy • 28 • Seattle
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I’m actually the third, lesser-well-known johto legendary pokemon purple wooper 🙂↕️
Victoria Justice my Christmas queen 😍🎄🤶
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Victoria Justice my Christmas queen 😍🎄🤶
I just thought about DNA 🧬 unzipping and rezipping itself all the time and how it’s happening just all the time in our bodies and it’s literally happening to me right fucking now and I’ve made myself sick
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I just thought about DNA 🧬 unzipping and rezipping itself all the time and how it’s happening just all the time in our bodies and it’s literally happening to me right fucking now and I’ve made myself sick
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Aw don’t be too hard on yourself sweetie make a plan tomorrow if you want but for now…don’t forget the fries! 😝🧡
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Aw don’t be too hard on yourself sweetie make a plan tomorrow if you want but for now…don’t forget the fries! 😝🧡
The face of someone who had to actually work at their job the day before Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The face of someone who had to actually work at their job the day before Thanksgiving
Work wore me out so bad today I had to shave my face
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Work wore me out so bad today I had to shave my face
Not now honey mommy’s gonna smoke some weed, have a margarita and remember there is so much joy and beauty in the world for those with eyes to see
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Not now honey mommy’s gonna smoke some weed, have a margarita and remember there is so much joy and beauty in the world for those with eyes to see
Im so fucking horny omg guys wtf who said that
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Im so fucking horny omg guys wtf who said that
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como un g papi bones stateside get your ass in here......
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
como un g papi bones stateside get your ass in here......
Como un G is a beautiful name for a girl
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Como un G is a beautiful name for a girl
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The closet is a pink bubble. It’s clear…
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The closet is a pink bubble. It’s clear…
Do you all think a wooper could be purple if they really wanted to?
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Do you all think a wooper could be purple if they really wanted to?
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gentle reminder that we are still in a global pandemic and if you go home for thanksgiving it’s essentially a super spreader event <3
November 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
gentle reminder that we are still in a global pandemic and if you go home for thanksgiving it’s essentially a super spreader event <3
I’ve literally never been horny or said something absolutely out of pocket on the timeline so write that down
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I’ve literally never been horny or said something absolutely out of pocket on the timeline so write that down
I would rather crash than let a Tesla merge
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I would rather crash than let a Tesla merge
Yall im actually a top ^-^
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Yall im actually a top ^-^
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practicing pixel art in procreate 💫
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
practicing pixel art in procreate 💫
Me when I choose my Pokémon based on who’s cute and the game actually starts to get a little hard:
I’ve never seen a team as bad as the one I have rn holy FUCK
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Me when I choose my Pokémon based on who’s cute and the game actually starts to get a little hard:
The way I be using this FLEET so I can ride his WOOD til he MAC
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The way I be using this FLEET so I can ride his WOOD til he MAC
Haha guys I’m about to flip about today because work is a shit show
November 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Haha guys I’m about to flip about today because work is a shit show
Haha what the fuck guys :3 I’m gonna have to actually do my job today 🙄
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Haha what the fuck guys :3 I’m gonna have to actually do my job today 🙄
Did you all get your degrees in oomfology or oomfonomics?
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Did you all get your degrees in oomfology or oomfonomics?
M M flip it around Wario Ware! YIPPEE
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
M M flip it around Wario Ware! YIPPEE
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MM Mega Malamar flip it over WW Wicked Wiiiiiiitch
a glowing plant is hanging from the ceiling of a room .
ALT: a glowing plant is hanging from the ceiling of a room .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
MM Mega Malamar flip it over WW Wicked Wiiiiiiitch
If you see this imagine just know I’m about to be wearing your nerves thin or dropping something truly prophetic
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If you see this imagine just know I’m about to be wearing your nerves thin or dropping something truly prophetic
Being able to roll a beautiful joint is a skill that can be applied laterally to many other aspects of life
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Being able to roll a beautiful joint is a skill that can be applied laterally to many other aspects of life