Purple Wooper
@purrpler.bsky.social
Ty 2.0 • they/he • interests include pokemon, JRPGS, astrology (♊️♑️♏️) and sci-fi/fantasy • 28 • Seattle
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I have a confession to share with my beautiful oomfs
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I have a confession to share with my beautiful oomfs
Starting the rebrand 💜🤩
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Starting the rebrand 💜🤩
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Madame Morrible
a cartoon spongebob has the letter m on his pants
ALT: a cartoon spongebob has the letter m on his pants
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Madame Morrible
LOVE wicked for good. But let me just say… this version of “As long as you’re mine” would not have given me confusing, sexual feelings at 10 years old like the original did
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
LOVE wicked for good. But let me just say… this version of “As long as you’re mine” would not have given me confusing, sexual feelings at 10 years old like the original did
Honey wake up breakfast is ready
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Honey wake up breakfast is ready
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Mrs puff is evil. She killed her husband then changed her name and moved to bikini bottom
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Mrs puff is evil. She killed her husband then changed her name and moved to bikini bottom
Ok I love SpongeBob big guy pants ok as much as the next f slur, if not more. But did Ms. Puff really have to catch a stray?
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Ok I love SpongeBob big guy pants ok as much as the next f slur, if not more. But did Ms. Puff really have to catch a stray?
Hold up…. my wiener’s right at mouth height (if you’re on your knees)
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Hold up…. my wiener’s right at mouth height (if you’re on your knees)
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when he says he likes it raw
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
when he says he likes it raw
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"You got any games on your phone?"
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
"You got any games on your phone?"
I’m actually the third, lesser-well-known johto legendary pokemon purple wooper 🙂↕️
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I’m actually the third, lesser-well-known johto legendary pokemon purple wooper 🙂↕️
The Pokémon company knew better than to release megas for Tsareena, Lurantis, Jynx, or Leavanny because the magnitude of puss puss cuntress they would exude would have disrupted the competitive meta for generations to come
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The Pokémon company knew better than to release megas for Tsareena, Lurantis, Jynx, or Leavanny because the magnitude of puss puss cuntress they would exude would have disrupted the competitive meta for generations to come
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nobody ever describes it this way but Dr. Pepper is like if Coca-Cola decided to be a faggot
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
nobody ever describes it this way but Dr. Pepper is like if Coca-Cola decided to be a faggot
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I just love so many things and so many people
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I just love so many things and so many people
And when I show up to the function and pull a whole bag of jumbo marshmallows out of my purse what then?
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
And when I show up to the function and pull a whole bag of jumbo marshmallows out of my purse what then?
Sorry I’m late I was posting on bluesky
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Sorry I’m late I was posting on bluesky
If I ever said something crazy no I didn’t! I’m a Gemini that was the other twin who said that
November 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
If I ever said something crazy no I didn’t! I’m a Gemini that was the other twin who said that
Hiiiiiiiiii (im 6’2” btw)
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Hiiiiiiiiii (im 6’2” btw)
Bebé, te quiero comer ya, ya
Ya te quiero hacer hentai
Ya te quiero hacer hentai
Ya te quiero hacer hentai
Hacerte hentai
Mmm, hentai
Ya te quiero hacer hentai
Ya te quiero hacer hentai
Ya te quiero hacer hentai
Hacerte hentai
Mmm, hentai
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Bebé, te quiero comer ya, ya
Ya te quiero hacer hentai
Ya te quiero hacer hentai
Ya te quiero hacer hentai
Hacerte hentai
Mmm, hentai
Ya te quiero hacer hentai
Ya te quiero hacer hentai
Ya te quiero hacer hentai
Hacerte hentai
Mmm, hentai
Hmmm I’m bored.. feeling like I want to bully oomf
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Hmmm I’m bored.. feeling like I want to bully oomf
Hmmm yall mind if I actually like my body tea for a little bit today?🤩
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hmmm yall mind if I actually like my body tea for a little bit today?🤩
lol I sat down to write and accidentally activated the poster quadrant of my brain instead
November 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
lol I sat down to write and accidentally activated the poster quadrant of my brain instead
Hi king! Hope you’re doing ok today 🙂↕️ Can I have $900?
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Hi king! Hope you’re doing ok today 🙂↕️ Can I have $900?