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Zachary Graham
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Massive cherry sized plothole detected in Wrath of the Furies! This a prequel book in which Gordianus eats cherries! This is a major problem because as every dilligent Roma Sub Rosa reader knows, Gordianus is said to eat his first cherry later in life during the events of Cherries of Lucullus!!!
January 4, 2026 at 6:03 PM
We bombed the shit out of the capital of a sovereign nation, but how many of the people dropping the bombs were injured? That's what I really want to know. That's what really matters to me. Jesus H. Christ.
January 4, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Look at my "free press" sane washing this shit. This whole country is cooked.
January 4, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Thank God the peace president won. Imagine if war mongering Kamala were president now? She might've done something crazy like abduct the leader of a sovereign nation unprovoked and then declare that nation to be a US colony before then publicly threatening the sovereignty of every other nation.
January 4, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Truly a repulsive book celebrating child molestation, animal abuse, and gambling addiction. But it is also just straight up surreal to read at points. For example, men are described more like orc paladins than real humans and women are described as JKR house elves who absolutely love their chains.
January 2, 2026 at 8:44 PM
These books keep getting longer and longer, basically stormlight length already, just how thick will the final book be?
January 1, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Great book, they just keep ratcheting up the stakes and the tension
January 1, 2026 at 10:04 PM
There's only one surefire hangover cure. When you wake up feeling that familiar headache forming, proceed to immediately go back to sleep. Works every time
January 1, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I read 70 books this year! Definitely a personal best, really liking StoryGraph
January 1, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Happy New Year from the Creature
December 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
We should institute a 100% wealth tax but only for whoever is the richest person at the end of each year
December 31, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I feel like AI should not get the n-word pass tbh
December 29, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I am honestly very jealous of republicans who have so few real problems in their lives that they spend all their time obsessing over made up bs like the war on Christmas
December 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
If you ever listen to a Trump speech or better yet read a transcript you'll find that that shit is incomprehensible. I think that's why his supporters love AI so much. He's not thinking so much as just pulling in the next word or phrase that kind of matches the last one. Trump is just a human AI.
December 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Hoke Moseley is basically just Harry DuBois doing the fascist playthrough. He even wears similar leisure jackets
December 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Awesome book, probably the best one so far. Incredibly fun series
December 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I am opposed to the practice of including siren sounds in songs, I am easily tricked while driving
December 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I really am running this old jalopy (my body) into the ground
December 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Pretty good detective novel, feels almost like a play the way it leans on dramatic irony. The casual bigotry is straight up jarring sometimes, definitely feels period accurate for the 80s.
December 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Listen we may have lost literally millions of jobs within one year thanks to Donald Trump but at least we finally ended the horrific persecution of Christians. The billions of Americans who were fired every single year for daring to say "Merry Christmas" can finally rest easy.
December 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The Epstein files just dropped, looks pretty bad for POTUS, let's check in on my republican coworkers:

"I sure am glad we can say Merry Christmas this year. Last it was illegal, they'd literally send you to the Gulag if you said Christmas."

Incredible. Humans implanted with the brains of a gnat.
December 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It's a choose your own adventure book with DnD elements. Pretty interesting concept, but the actual humor didn't age very well imo. But it is somewhat interesting to see what passed for funny in webcomics c. 2012.
December 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
All I want for Christmas is for Donald Trump to stfu. I've been forced to listen to that moron and his sycophants puke out barely comprehensible hate fueled word salad for ten straight years.
December 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Reposted by Zachary Graham
absolute genius maneuver from bari weiss spiking this story now an exponentially higher amount of people will care about this and watch it anyways
!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:

is.gd/paU8Ko

(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
December 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Every day I've woken up in America since the day i was born I have been forced to apologize for being white at gunpoint by the woke mob. Thank God JD Vance finally ended that barbaric practice. Today I woke up for the first time in my life and did not have to apologize for being white.
December 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM