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queerlybeloved1996.bsky.social @queerlybeloved1996.bsky.social · 1d

Why is there so much fungus? There needs to be a limit, there's too much everywhere and I don't like it

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isabella mori @moritherapy.bsky.social · 2d

I want to thank and honour the person who harvested the potatoes I ate for breakfast, for using their bodies in exchange for very little money. May they be blessed abundantly.

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Etherington Brothers @etheringtonbros.bsky.social · 5d

Our feature tutorial/artist for today is ANOTHER GEM by the talented @marinscos! EARS are almost at the EXACT CENTRE of the head's VERTICAL TILT, meaning the OTHER FEATURES move UP and DOWN PAST THEM in a NOD! #anime #manga #illustration #artists #art #comics #drawing #DRAW

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queerlybeloved1996.bsky.social @queerlybeloved1996.bsky.social · 7d

I don't smoke, but I'm so stressed out that I'm mentally taking a long drag of a cigarette to relax.

queerlybeloved1996.bsky.social @queerlybeloved1996.bsky.social · 9d

So I binged the 4 episodes of Pet shop of horrors, and it's a shame it didn't get the attention it deserved.

" It was predictable."

And? I for one enjoyed sipping my drink as I wondered how the next guy was gonna get murdered.

Plus, Count D was serving cunt with those outfits

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Jupiter (they/them) @jupitersmeadow.bsky.social · 9d

Dear game devs,

Please put a mini map in the corner of your open world game 😭

Signed,
A gamer with terrible sense of direction

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queerlybeloved1996.bsky.social @queerlybeloved1996.bsky.social · 14d

No, Rebecca. I cannot simply express my feelings to the people I care about, I have to go through a long and complicated process of doing nice things for them and giving them gifts I think they'll like

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George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 14d

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queerlybeloved1996.bsky.social @queerlybeloved1996.bsky.social · 14d

Put cocaine back into Coca-Cola. This timeline is terrible, we deserve a pick-me-up

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𝚔𝚒𝚔𝚒 ʚ(*´꒳`*)ɞ° @whimszi.bsky.social · 14d

if he wont wear a maid outfit for you ////// find a new one

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Paul Constant @paulconstant.com · 15d

A bunch of unlovable cars in the receiving lot, just waiting to be matched with their unlovable men.

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queerlybeloved1996.bsky.social @queerlybeloved1996.bsky.social · 15d

Listen, all I'm saying is that if I were kidnapped by Aliens/Fae, I would simply become an invasive species.

" You don't know what their planet is like."

I don't know what my planet is like, I've never left the country, but that won't stop me from ruining everything like my ancestors before me.

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Mevs 🐻 @littlemevs.bsky.social · 15d

Me too random pokemon npc, me too

#pokemevs

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queerlybeloved1996.bsky.social @queerlybeloved1996.bsky.social · 17d

My face may be aging like a fine wine, but my knees are aging like milk

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Myrmidia 🔛 Patreon ✷ Commissions CLOSED!! @myrmidia.bsky.social · 18d

Heard another autistic CC talk about how they don’t want to burden their friends with their problems, so they use their social media as outlet because they can just say it and have it off their chest w/o burdening someone was actually SO eye opening to me bc honestly same.

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queerlybeloved1996.bsky.social @queerlybeloved1996.bsky.social · 18d

Men are so fucking weird, because what do you mean a horror movie about a woman with teeth in her vagina scares you, but a blow job doesn't?

Hoe, there's teeth there. You don't think she's ever resisted her impulsive thoughts of going chomp chomp???

queerlybeloved1996.bsky.social @queerlybeloved1996.bsky.social · 18d

I believe wholeheartedly that Rafael Edward Cruz goes by Ted to sound white

queerlybeloved1996.bsky.social @queerlybeloved1996.bsky.social · 18d

So when are we getting the Epstein files released?

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James Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social · 18d

Just glad Splatatouille's family can finally have some closure x

Scientists Studied The Infamous "Chicago Rat Hole" And They Have Some Bad News

The "Chicago rat hole" became so famous it is now housed in the City Hall-County Building. Scientists studying it found a few surprises, and some grim news.

www.iflscience.com

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queerlybeloved1996.bsky.social @queerlybeloved1996.bsky.social · 18d

I don't want to be nice anymore. I want to bite people like a feral animal and get put down at the vet.

queerlybeloved1996.bsky.social @queerlybeloved1996.bsky.social · 21d

#TaylorSwift 's music is overrated and her fan base idolizes her to the point it's basically a cult of white women with the personality of a stale cracker, and twinks who fear getting older as much as they fear losing their vape.

#Swifties

queerlybeloved1996.bsky.social @queerlybeloved1996.bsky.social · 21d

I need to feel something. I think I'm gonna criticize random famous people until their fans send me death threats.

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debbshock @debbshock.blue · 21d

let's make out in the backseat

the USS motherfucker
boldly fucking your shit up
child's drawing

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queerlybeloved1996.bsky.social @queerlybeloved1996.bsky.social · 21d

What loot did he drop?

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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 29d

Photo of a mudkip in the Pokémon anime eating a png of a cheeseburger

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