queersamus
@queersamus.bsky.social
34. PNW boy into TTRPGs, shitposts, video games. He/Him. Black Lives Matter. TERFs not welcome. ACAB.
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Find me other places at: beacons.ai/queersamus
I'll be honest, if you're still using spotify i do think less of you 🤷
December 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'll be honest, if you're still using spotify i do think less of you 🤷
starting to suspect that some of you may be sexually attracted to big hairy sweaty men 🤔🤨
November 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
starting to suspect that some of you may be sexually attracted to big hairy sweaty men 🤔🤨
bf just said to me "I've gotta go give our egg dealer her payment in the form of discount pokemon cards" as he was putting on a sweater, which is a sentence i don't think i don't think i could have ever predicted would be both accurate and relevant in our lives
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
bf just said to me "I've gotta go give our egg dealer her payment in the form of discount pokemon cards" as he was putting on a sweater, which is a sentence i don't think i don't think i could have ever predicted would be both accurate and relevant in our lives
you know, i haven't posted any pictures on here for a long time and that's because i needed to take a bit and think about if i even want to anymore. i feel like for a while, i was posting them just because people expected it of me, and i didn't really have any strong desire of my own to do it
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 AM
you know, i haven't posted any pictures on here for a long time and that's because i needed to take a bit and think about if i even want to anymore. i feel like for a while, i was posting them just because people expected it of me, and i didn't really have any strong desire of my own to do it
okay tides of annihilation looks visually good! most of the rest of it looks kind of bad though. like, why was 3/4 of that boss fight you just watching a cutscene of someone else doing something cool that you weren't involved in and then hitting a QTE prompt
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
okay tides of annihilation looks visually good! most of the rest of it looks kind of bad though. like, why was 3/4 of that boss fight you just watching a cutscene of someone else doing something cool that you weren't involved in and then hitting a QTE prompt
now that it's all out and settled and we've had a little bit to sit with it i do think EDAABP is some of hayley's best work, and that ending triptych of parachute/good ol' days/showbiz is a frankly generational run if we're being honest
November 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
now that it's all out and settled and we've had a little bit to sit with it i do think EDAABP is some of hayley's best work, and that ending triptych of parachute/good ol' days/showbiz is a frankly generational run if we're being honest
as someone who really didn't care for brat at all, new charli is actually doing a lot for me and my interest is piqued 👀
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
as someone who really didn't care for brat at all, new charli is actually doing a lot for me and my interest is piqued 👀
kinda wanted to clown on steam for another hardware attempt considering how badly everything except steam deck has flopped, but it does actually look like they learned some lessons from all their many failures lmao
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
kinda wanted to clown on steam for another hardware attempt considering how badly everything except steam deck has flopped, but it does actually look like they learned some lessons from all their many failures lmao
women, for some fucking reason, when writing fantasy with gay characters, in original worlds for which they control 100% of the worldbuilding: "I *need* to make sure there's homophobia in this world, where else would the story's conflict come from?"
November 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
women, for some fucking reason, when writing fantasy with gay characters, in original worlds for which they control 100% of the worldbuilding: "I *need* to make sure there's homophobia in this world, where else would the story's conflict come from?"
usually i'm afraid the bonus tracks that artists hold until the vinyl release are gonna be duds but hayley really said "no they're all gonna be unmitigated bangers, actually they're gonna be even better than the rest of the album"
youtu.be/naKCSRndTZg?...
youtu.be/naKCSRndTZg?...
Showbiz
YouTube video by Hayley Williams - Topic
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
usually i'm afraid the bonus tracks that artists hold until the vinyl release are gonna be duds but hayley really said "no they're all gonna be unmitigated bangers, actually they're gonna be even better than the rest of the album"
youtu.be/naKCSRndTZg?...
youtu.be/naKCSRndTZg?...
>reading fantasy novel
>MC falls in love
>MC and bf have to part ways because of The Plot™
>MC meets new guy and starts to feel The Feelings
>Me: "if this is love triangle bullshit i'm gonna jump off a cliff"
>plot twist: author begins setup for gay polyamory instead of stupid drama
>my face:
>MC falls in love
>MC and bf have to part ways because of The Plot™
>MC meets new guy and starts to feel The Feelings
>Me: "if this is love triangle bullshit i'm gonna jump off a cliff"
>plot twist: author begins setup for gay polyamory instead of stupid drama
>my face:
a man in a suit and tie has his mouth open
Alt: gif of steve carell in The Office making a shocked face and smiling with surprise
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
>reading fantasy novel
>MC falls in love
>MC and bf have to part ways because of The Plot™
>MC meets new guy and starts to feel The Feelings
>Me: "if this is love triangle bullshit i'm gonna jump off a cliff"
>plot twist: author begins setup for gay polyamory instead of stupid drama
>my face:
>MC falls in love
>MC and bf have to part ways because of The Plot™
>MC meets new guy and starts to feel The Feelings
>Me: "if this is love triangle bullshit i'm gonna jump off a cliff"
>plot twist: author begins setup for gay polyamory instead of stupid drama
>my face:
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Anyone using ai contributes to this abuse and deserves to bear the responsibility for this behavior equally.
October 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Anyone using ai contributes to this abuse and deserves to bear the responsibility for this behavior equally.
upstairs neighbor has taken a break from listening to rap music obscenely loud to... listen to Kings of Leon's hit 2010 single "Use Somebody" on repeat (it has replayed at least 3 times in a row so far)
October 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
upstairs neighbor has taken a break from listening to rap music obscenely loud to... listen to Kings of Leon's hit 2010 single "Use Somebody" on repeat (it has replayed at least 3 times in a row so far)
rewatching jujutsu kaisen and i gotta say, when there's no fights happening this show doesn't really have anything going for it. like, why should i care about these people or what's going on with them when there's no effort made to make them likeable or interesting other than telling me i should
October 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
rewatching jujutsu kaisen and i gotta say, when there's no fights happening this show doesn't really have anything going for it. like, why should i care about these people or what's going on with them when there's no effort made to make them likeable or interesting other than telling me i should
apparently having caught on to RAYE before she blew up had benefits because i got a signed copy of Euphoric Sad Songs in translucent hot pink vinyl for $20 and now they're borderline impossible to find for under like $300-500
October 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
apparently having caught on to RAYE before she blew up had benefits because i got a signed copy of Euphoric Sad Songs in translucent hot pink vinyl for $20 and now they're borderline impossible to find for under like $300-500
every critical role fandom furry rn watching thousands of people put Teor in their hear-me-out lists
October 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
every critical role fandom furry rn watching thousands of people put Teor in their hear-me-out lists
Just saw someone say they DNFed Dungeon Crawler Carl because "the setting itself has a foot fetish" and what the living fuck does THAT mean????
October 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Just saw someone say they DNFed Dungeon Crawler Carl because "the setting itself has a foot fetish" and what the living fuck does THAT mean????
hayley williams really said "if i'm going on fallon i'm gonna say some shit when i do it" lmao
youtu.be/sNNYei__joU?...
youtu.be/sNNYei__joU?...
Hayley Williams: True Believer | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
YouTube video by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
youtu.be
October 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
hayley williams really said "if i'm going on fallon i'm gonna say some shit when i do it" lmao
youtu.be/sNNYei__joU?...
youtu.be/sNNYei__joU?...
everyone say thank you jay som for giving us another hayley williams banger track for the year
youtu.be/xIq2YblrBrQ?...
youtu.be/xIq2YblrBrQ?...
Jay Som - Past Lives (feat. Hayley Williams) [OFFICIAL AUDIO]
YouTube video by Jay Som
youtu.be
October 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
everyone say thank you jay som for giving us another hayley williams banger track for the year
youtu.be/xIq2YblrBrQ?...
youtu.be/xIq2YblrBrQ?...
beyond parody
Taylor Swift announces acoustic variants of ‘The Life of a Showgirl.’
October 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
beyond parody
why are we still taking photos of strangers and posting them on the internet? stop fucking doing that. i don't care if you think they're hot. you're a creep
October 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
why are we still taking photos of strangers and posting them on the internet? stop fucking doing that. i don't care if you think they're hot. you're a creep
you know i used to listen to her albums just because if i liked it then i liked it but if i hated it then at least i was hating from a place of experience and knowledge, but like... idk she just acts so consistently distastefully that i don't even care to do that much anymore
October 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
you know i used to listen to her albums just because if i liked it then i liked it but if i hated it then at least i was hating from a place of experience and knowledge, but like... idk she just acts so consistently distastefully that i don't even care to do that much anymore
this is the shit that plays when you have a transformative journey with a homoerotic friend on the open road in a 90s movie. there's at least one scene where the main character closes their eyes to feel the wind while they're on the back of a motorcycle as the friend drives
youtu.be/jJYr1_XeNbs?...
youtu.be/jJYr1_XeNbs?...
Jay Som - Superbike [OFFICIAL LYRIC VIDEO]
YouTube video by Jay Som
youtu.be
October 3, 2025 at 7:08 AM
this is the shit that plays when you have a transformative journey with a homoerotic friend on the open road in a 90s movie. there's at least one scene where the main character closes their eyes to feel the wind while they're on the back of a motorcycle as the friend drives
youtu.be/jJYr1_XeNbs?...
youtu.be/jJYr1_XeNbs?...
jay som albums on repeat this week to pre-game for the Belong release 🎶
October 3, 2025 at 7:04 AM
jay som albums on repeat this week to pre-game for the Belong release 🎶
are you naturally this stupid or did you have to work to achieve it?
October 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
are you naturally this stupid or did you have to work to achieve it?