The Quizmonster
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Mug winner, WSJ Crossword Contest. Got Wordle in hard mode when it was "PROXY", "NYMPH" and "JAZZY". Wrote the Bird's Nest Soup question.
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The Quizmonster
@quizmonster.bsky.social
· Nov 13
The predators in the Mr. Microphone commercial already have THREE women in their car, and are telling a fourth to wait on the sidewalk until they're finished with them. Law enforcement pls contact me for more analysis.
So the Grinch thinks "Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more" but they never tell us what.
December 17, 2025 at 8:14 AM
So the Grinch thinks "Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more" but they never tell us what.
I wish more ventriloquism acts could sort out who the actual dummy is before booking appearances. Dragging that tension onstage is bottom-tier professionalism.
December 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I wish more ventriloquism acts could sort out who the actual dummy is before booking appearances. Dragging that tension onstage is bottom-tier professionalism.
[To the tune of the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" theme]
Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas
Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas
Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas
No hole in the washtub
Mashed potatoes
Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas
Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas
Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas
No hole in the washtub
Mashed potatoes
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
[To the tune of the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" theme]
Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas
Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas
Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas
No hole in the washtub
Mashed potatoes
Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas
Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas
Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas
No hole in the washtub
Mashed potatoes
[Notices the Cratchits have six kids]
[Just shuts up 'cause it'll sound Republican]
[Just shuts up 'cause it'll sound Republican]
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 AM
[Notices the Cratchits have six kids]
[Just shuts up 'cause it'll sound Republican]
[Just shuts up 'cause it'll sound Republican]
"Well, I know ALL about Santa Claus, because I open and read his mail before it gets to him"
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"Well, I know ALL about Santa Claus, because I open and read his mail before it gets to him"
Damn near every Christmas special & Christmas episode EVER, in chronological order, no repeats, streaming 24/7 now through Christmas.
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November 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Damn near every Christmas special & Christmas episode EVER, in chronological order, no repeats, streaming 24/7 now through Christmas.
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Presented without comment.
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Presented without comment.
Shit, why even HAVE rules?
November 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Shit, why even HAVE rules?
Meme-able version:
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Meme-able version:
Goddamn "How Mamdani Won" think pieces like Trump winning twice is just expected.
November 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Goddamn "How Mamdani Won" think pieces like Trump winning twice is just expected.
FREE COUCH ALERT
November 4, 2025 at 9:09 AM
FREE COUCH ALERT
The most thrilling new feature of the Lincoln Bathroom is that there are no curtains, so everyone from tourists to spy satellites can just watch you shit.
October 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The most thrilling new feature of the Lincoln Bathroom is that there are no curtains, so everyone from tourists to spy satellites can just watch you shit.
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #31: In the original Bram Stoker novel, Dracula never once says “I vant to suck your blood.”
October 31, 2025 at 10:07 AM
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #31: In the original Bram Stoker novel, Dracula never once says “I vant to suck your blood.”
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #30: In a 2012 poll, Doctor Frankenstein’s plan to reanimate dead bodies stolen from a cemetery was voted “Worst Plan To Prove You Are Not Insane Ever”.
October 30, 2025 at 10:05 AM
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #30: In a 2012 poll, Doctor Frankenstein’s plan to reanimate dead bodies stolen from a cemetery was voted “Worst Plan To Prove You Are Not Insane Ever”.
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #29: The Mummy has always resented his films being excluded from blaxploitation horror festivals.
October 29, 2025 at 10:07 AM
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #29: The Mummy has always resented his films being excluded from blaxploitation horror festivals.
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #28: A Munsters / Addams Family crossover TV-Movie was attempted in 1979, but it degenerated into a gore-filled fight that left three Addams dead and two Munsters sentenced to a combined 148 years in prison
October 28, 2025 at 10:08 AM
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #28: A Munsters / Addams Family crossover TV-Movie was attempted in 1979, but it degenerated into a gore-filled fight that left three Addams dead and two Munsters sentenced to a combined 148 years in prison
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #27: We still know next to nothing about Doctor Frankenberry, the man who sought to create a cereal after his own image without reckoning upon God.
October 27, 2025 at 10:04 AM
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #27: We still know next to nothing about Doctor Frankenberry, the man who sought to create a cereal after his own image without reckoning upon God.
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #26: Though widely seen as maximally evil, The Devil always disposes of his rubbish in the appropriate receptacle.
October 26, 2025 at 10:04 AM
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #26: Though widely seen as maximally evil, The Devil always disposes of his rubbish in the appropriate receptacle.
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #25: “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” helped start Tim Curry’s film career, though he spent years afterwards being typecast as cross-dressing vampiric mad scientists from outer space.
October 25, 2025 at 10:06 AM
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #25: “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” helped start Tim Curry’s film career, though he spent years afterwards being typecast as cross-dressing vampiric mad scientists from outer space.
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #24: 45% of Spirit Halloween Stores are haunted by the token guy from the arcade the store used to be.
October 24, 2025 at 10:07 AM
SUPER-SPOOKY HALLOWEEN FACT #24: 45% of Spirit Halloween Stores are haunted by the token guy from the arcade the store used to be.