The Quizmonster
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Mug winner, WSJ Crossword Contest. Got Wordle in hard mode when it was "PROXY", "NYMPH" and "JAZZY". Wrote the Bird's Nest Soup question.
I am confident that Scalzi, winner of three Hugos and a Robert A. Heinlein award, is being ironic.
December 19, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I am confident that Scalzi, winner of three Hugos and a Robert A. Heinlein award, is being ironic.
I read that whole book and he never once said "I vant to suck your blood."
December 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I read that whole book and he never once said "I vant to suck your blood."
The East Wing was the Red Robin that used to have long lines on the weekends.
The ballroom will be the Glow Golf that represents the final desperate attempt to keep the place open.
The ballroom will be the Glow Golf that represents the final desperate attempt to keep the place open.
December 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The East Wing was the Red Robin that used to have long lines on the weekends.
The ballroom will be the Glow Golf that represents the final desperate attempt to keep the place open.
The ballroom will be the Glow Golf that represents the final desperate attempt to keep the place open.
Goblin, I bet.
December 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Goblin, I bet.
A Friday afternoon would be perfect. The longest and happiest party.
December 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
A Friday afternoon would be perfect. The longest and happiest party.
Brand New Day from "The Wiz", Only the Good Die Young, Ewok Celebration from "Return of the Jedi", Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye, Ha Ha You're Dead by Green Day, Party In The USA, End of the World As We Know It, Dancing In The Street, Let the Sunshine In from "Hair", Best Day Ever from Spongebob.
a green spotify logo sits on a record
ALT: a green spotify logo sits on a record
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December 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Brand New Day from "The Wiz", Only the Good Die Young, Ewok Celebration from "Return of the Jedi", Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye, Ha Ha You're Dead by Green Day, Party In The USA, End of the World As We Know It, Dancing In The Street, Let the Sunshine In from "Hair", Best Day Ever from Spongebob.
Brand New Day from "The Wiz", Only the Good Die Young, Ewok Celebration from "Return of the Jedi", Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye, Ha Ha You're Dead by Green Day, Party In The USA, End of the World As We Know It, Dancing In The Street, Let the Sunshine In from "Hair", Best Day Ever from Spongebob.
a green spotify logo sits on a record
ALT: a green spotify logo sits on a record
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December 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Brand New Day from "The Wiz", Only the Good Die Young, Ewok Celebration from "Return of the Jedi", Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye, Ha Ha You're Dead by Green Day, Party In The USA, End of the World As We Know It, Dancing In The Street, Let the Sunshine In from "Hair", Best Day Ever from Spongebob.
Brand New Day from "The Wiz", Only the Good Die Young, Ewok Celebration from "Return of the Jedi", Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye, Ha Ha You're Dead by Green Day, Party In The USA, End of the World As We Know It, Dancing In The Street, Let the Sunshine In from "Hair", Best Day Ever from Spongebob.
a green spotify logo sits on a record
ALT: a green spotify logo sits on a record
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Brand New Day from "The Wiz", Only the Good Die Young, Ewok Celebration from "Return of the Jedi", Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye, Ha Ha You're Dead by Green Day, Party In The USA, End of the World As We Know It, Dancing In The Street, Let the Sunshine In from "Hair", Best Day Ever from Spongebob.
Brand New Day from "The Wiz", Only the Good Die Young, Ewok Celebration from "Return of the Jedi", Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye, Ha Ha You're Dead by Green Day, Party In The USA, End of the World As We Know It, Dancing In The Street, Let the Sunshine In from "Hair", Best Day Ever from Spongebob.
a green spotify logo sits on a record
ALT: a green spotify logo sits on a record
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Brand New Day from "The Wiz", Only the Good Die Young, Ewok Celebration from "Return of the Jedi", Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye, Ha Ha You're Dead by Green Day, Party In The USA, End of the World As We Know It, Dancing In The Street, Let the Sunshine In from "Hair", Best Day Ever from Spongebob.
The Village People bent the knee, I'm not honoring them.
December 18, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The Village People bent the knee, I'm not honoring them.
Brand New Day from "The Wiz", Only the Good Die Young, Ewok Celebration from "Return of the Jedi", Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye, Ha Ha You're Dead by Green Day, Party In The USA, End of the World As We Know It, Dancing In The Street, Let the Sunshine In from "Hair", Best Day Ever from Spongebob.
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Brand New Day from "The Wiz", Only the Good Die Young, Ewok Celebration from "Return of the Jedi", Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye, Ha Ha You're Dead by Green Day, Party In The USA, End of the World As We Know It, Dancing In The Street, Let the Sunshine In from "Hair", Best Day Ever from Spongebob.
I expect Trump has had success getting his kids to comply by lecturing them face-to-face whenever they start thinking independently, and he figured he could scale that program up to an audience of hundreds of millions.
December 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I expect Trump has had success getting his kids to comply by lecturing them face-to-face whenever they start thinking independently, and he figured he could scale that program up to an audience of hundreds of millions.
Brand New Day from "The Wiz", Only the Good Die Young, Ewok Celebration from "Return of the Jedi", Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye, Ha Ha You're Dead by Green Day, Party In The USA, End of the World As We Know It, Dancing In The Street, Let the Sunshine In from "Hair", Best Day Ever from Spongebob.
December 18, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Brand New Day from "The Wiz", Only the Good Die Young, Ewok Celebration from "Return of the Jedi", Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye, Ha Ha You're Dead by Green Day, Party In The USA, End of the World As We Know It, Dancing In The Street, Let the Sunshine In from "Hair", Best Day Ever from Spongebob.
Presidential address announced. We all tune in. It's Vance. His first words are "Okay, so..."
December 18, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Presidential address announced. We all tune in. It's Vance. His first words are "Okay, so..."
Star Wars IS a soup of preexisting ideas. But it took a human to curate the best parts into a timely-and-timeless new myth.
December 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Star Wars IS a soup of preexisting ideas. But it took a human to curate the best parts into a timely-and-timeless new myth.
"At long last, Senator... have you no wonderful Christmastime?"
December 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
"At long last, Senator... have you no wonderful Christmastime?"
"Houston, we have a wonderful Christmastime."
December 16, 2025 at 9:40 AM
"Houston, we have a wonderful Christmastime."
"I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having a wonderful Christmastime. Bye."
December 16, 2025 at 7:40 AM
"I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having a wonderful Christmastime. Bye."
Love is never having a wonderful Christmastime.
December 16, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Love is never having a wonderful Christmastime.
"My background does not need any EX-pli-ca-ting..."
December 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"My background does not need any EX-pli-ca-ting..."
Typo in #2? "with" and "democratic" should be switched, I think.
December 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Typo in #2? "with" and "democratic" should be switched, I think.
They were a great institution, but I finally pivoted to ebooks this year because it's just easier to put dozens of them on a device that you're going to have with you anyway.
December 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
They were a great institution, but I finally pivoted to ebooks this year because it's just easier to put dozens of them on a device that you're going to have with you anyway.