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To be able to say with a straight face 'who would blame him'

That's the level of callous moron we're dealing with here.
December 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
We don't care, Mr. President.

Also - speaking of yourself in the third person is more dumb icing on the dumb cake.
December 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Trump and Epstein were good buddies for a long time.

They 'shared a love for women'

But we're supposed to seriously consider that in these two gross dude's 'locker room talk' Epstein never once mentioned any of the underage girls?
December 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Sorry.... the -FIFA- peace prize?

yeah, ok.

don't republicans hate participation trophies?
December 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
For the record - yes, an 'Irish goodbye' is offensive enough that you don't put it on a work memo.

Unless you're a racist administration of course.
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Lol.

Yes.... using more weapons would be 'good for business'.

Having absolutely no morals and only doing things that are good for business would indeed be good for business.

What a ridiculous statement for anyone to make.
December 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Seeing as Hesgeth used 'fog of war' immediately adter he mentioned the smoke from the strike......

maybe he knew 'fog of war' isn't literal.

but I wouldn't take that bet.
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Here's a kooky idea.

Let's all stop reading Trump's truth posts.

This'd be great for the right too who like to say anyway they don't know about what he posts.

Any policy the dumb fk wants set, he can do like a normal person - at his place of work.
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Trump did 160 posts in a night?

I don't believe it. Some had to be the autopen.
December 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Jpost seems to be a little silly at times.

They don't like that people talked about using the word famine before the famine actually came to pass?
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
So.....

I know they -really- want it to catch on.

But 'narco-terrorist' is just a idiot-created buzzword from the idiots in the white house, right?

Because they want to try to re-frame drug trafficking as 'terrorism' ?
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Prasad noted that “for the first time, the US FDA will acknowledge that COVID-19 vaccines have killed American children.”

Oh good. The moron is talking.

in one breath he says "likely/probable/possible attribution made by staff,”

Then he says 'have' #QuackPrasad
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Trump: Are you a stupid person?

Why, because you don't know the answer to the question?

What an utterly transparent hack.
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Goddamn it.

WHY IS CAPTAIN IN QUOTES

Either he's a captain or he's not.

And if this is real Hesgeth needs to be mocked in front of the country mercilessly. An idiot - clearly stating he's an idiot - with confidence and snark.

This is HOW YOU WRITE COMEDY LINES FOR VILLAINS.
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
An investigation into the recorded message Kelly sent out?

...

Did you watch it?

Yeah - you finished your investigation you laughable fox-addled codswallopers.

Please stop swalloping all that cod.

#MarkKelly #HesgethSwallopsCod
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
See... this is the depth of Trump's rhetoric about Mamdani...

The guy shows up and all of a sudden Trump thinks he's going to do great as Mayor.

And he'll say that until he's disagreed with.
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
“we may or may not know the extent of that, because it could be that the president is going to try to find a way to redact any information connected to him from those files.”

A truism.

The fact that he hasn't done it yet just means they haven't finished. Because they're short staffed and inept.
November 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
So since I'm sure they're definitely ready to be released, and there's no reason to wait now that it's been voted for.....

since they knew this was coming since the beginning of his term..... and definitely for the last two months....

I expect to see this tight-ship administration release today?
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
“I’m not sure what’s being proposed,” House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) said Tuesday. “It’s sort of a hypothetical.”

He really is just fking ridiculous, isn't he.
November 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This.

Isn't the whole vote just to overturn his refusal to tell his DOJ to release them?
So release them. No vote required Mr. Executive order
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Sorry stephen miller. As much as you -really- want to be able to do the idiot 'this fib is reality because i said so' bit -

The truth is -no- everyone doesn't disregard what deniro says. Especially re: #MillerisaNazi

Most disregard what you say, however.

www.huffpost.com/entry/stephe...
Stephen Miller Melts Down At Robert De Niro Slam And Critics Bring (Box Office) Receipts
The Trump adviser trashed the Oscar winner’s career on Fox News.
www.huffpost.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
When Megyn Kelley says 'barely legal 15 year olds' - just want a clarification....

that this is indeed still illegal.... right?

But sure - let's go with 'pedophilia-lite' Yikes
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Oh good. Just directly trying to block California's redistricting.

What a wonderful not at all completely batshit out of control weaponized DOJ we have.

Fuck Trump.
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Kinda surprised #Epstein isn't still trending in the top today.
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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How many ICE/Border Patrol agents are thinking of GTA when on the job?
November 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM