RickTM
@r1ck.bsky.social
Wizards; has this happened to you? If so you may be entitled to compensation! Let us turn your misfortune into gold! Call 1-800-ORB-FAIL today.
imagining a wizard catching his damn ass giant sleeves on fire on his medieval oil lamp bunsen burner thingy while doing his little alchemy experiments and running around shouting “abramelin have mercy!” or some shit
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Wizards; has this happened to you? If so you may be entitled to compensation! Let us turn your misfortune into gold! Call 1-800-ORB-FAIL today.